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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10155144 - 04/12/09 10:54 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

SKOOMY NOOARDOTHALD


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: TODAY]
    #10158617 - 04/13/09 03:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

jumpin jack beavers on stilts baby

ouchie my toe nails are magenta

cover your anus when you look at me

neenenenneneneneneneennenenene


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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #10158626 - 04/13/09 03:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Edited by Beanhead (06/29/15 10:37 AM)


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Beanhead]
    #10158654 - 04/13/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

nene NEIGH!!!:awesome:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Beanhead]
    #10159267 - 04/13/09 04:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
Ijlen ijlen terwijl we op de dames geilen!

Being deliriant being deliriant whilst looking at the ladies. tututu i can tell you notice me

only because i notice you

RAGGAJUNGLE
no? breakcore?

i dunno, is it the drums?

mhh, so the pact? yes? a codeword? like what? luie flikkeh? what lazy bum? what you mean. i don't know

Highway lemon lime.
Ketjap manis?

ok :mushroom2:



Godverdomme! :crazy2:


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OfflineSnaggletooth
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10159520 - 04/13/09 04:58 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'm here but I want to be there.


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Atheist Chat


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #10160760 - 04/13/09 08:48 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

  • Quote:

    Formula: 0





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OfflineIma TrooperS
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10161127 - 04/13/09 09:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

If you don't think you have it, then you may, or may not have it. It is highly likely that there is a chance that you might have it. Or not.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161407 - 04/13/09 10:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

And further more i don't appreciate you throwing your rancid vagina at me all the time. I told you ill have nothing to do with any pleasure hole that has passed the ripe old age of sixteen.

Thank you


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this is what the world is for, making electricity- MGMT


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: pookiehead]
    #10161417 - 04/13/09 10:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I LIKE GIRL NIPPLES!


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OfflineIma TrooperS
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sterben]
    #10161440 - 04/13/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, no. Not that. Not anymore. Unless the dog gets walked whilst pondering the everlastingness that isn't following the Dallas Cowboys.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161456 - 04/13/09 11:04 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

how many fuckin coins do i have to enter into this slot to make this fucker work. complteletley utterlerly nonsenesfully drunk is the man typing. gaaahhhhhhh.


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OfflineKada
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161468 - 04/13/09 11:07 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I wrote this when i was 18 and on acid. It belongs here.

A MOMENT LAPS IN REALITY

Is she the one with the ship, so far crammed up her ass as high as Uranus. My mom is an alien from some far sun trying to eat the stash in my room. Help me oh god, the squirrels are coming, coming to steal my nuts to eat them raw. Damn the squirrels are evil, to late. They are coming for your nuts now you bastards, you should have helped me.

I tried to put a stick down my pants, it told me to stop but i didn't, then it bit me and said, "You dumbass, what the fuck are you doing? I'm a snake, and now your dick is purple."

I ate some shrooms and the cows came home, but there was something wrong, they weren't the same. One of them came over to me and said, "Hello, i am a purple now." So i shot the bastard in his only leg.

Don't throw pennies in the milk you freak, it will call the monkeys, the one with the furry head and 3 nuts is bob. He will sexually assault you. Spank the monkey, It's ok he likes it.

Trip trip trip, that's what Mr. Bunny does for me. Oh god he is forever in my brain. Trip trip trip, and i thought those carrots were mine. I paid for them, 5 dollars a head, i guess the monkey ate them. The monkey turned into a trip gremlin, sitting on my shoulder everywhere i go. God i wish he would stop scaring me, god i wish he would stop biting me, god i wish he would stop peeing on me. Nevermind, I'm ok, he said he liked purple cows and weed.

I shot him in his damn leg. The gremlin cried and he said he was dieing, so i kicked him in the nuts but they were gone, the squirrel had gotten them.

The moral of this story is; If the aliens come to take your pot, and the squirrels want your nuts, don't stick a snake down your pants if the cow only has one leg, because the monkey will come to you to be spanked. Also, Mr. Bunny is really a trip gremlin, so don't be persuaded about purple cows and weed, because the squirrel gets even oh yes, the trip gremlins nuts.

The End. Or is it?


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Kada]
    #10161481 - 04/13/09 11:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have more dirt then land.


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OfflineIma TrooperS
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: cacharstar]
    #10161486 - 04/13/09 11:11 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Neither dirt, land, air, nor water have I.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161772 - 04/14/09 12:11 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

so how many of dem der mustard plants are ya gonna eat? well aww shit home slice, ill take that last mustard plant off you hand.
Nigger paaalease you best back to fuck up off my mustard plant.
I KILL U
I KILL u HARD
give me the mustard!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10161780 - 04/14/09 12:12 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Now on Pay Per View!


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161794 - 04/14/09 12:15 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

notin like Phyllis dyler on a moxy blues


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Idiot]
    #10161939 - 04/14/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i'm going to murder this girls pussy


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: m1nd6am3sk8er]
    #10161997 - 04/14/09 01:05 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

OH ME!

OH MY!

LOOK UP TO THE SKY!

ITS RAIN!

NO!

ITS DROPS OF LSD!

LOTS FOR YOU LOTS FOR ME!


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