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Domnu
T-Cell


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Shut your tits or you'll catch a cold. Yes, the wooden ones.
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meatcakeman
the search for bodhisattva



Registered: 07/03/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Domnu]
#10098819 - 04/03/09 03:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I told her my ultimatum. The rape was pleasant. The copulation was near finished before I unfolded my member and squirted love juices that trickled down her very bosom unto her belly's button. She rubbed it into her with glee, begging for more of that sticky stuff. I couldn't bear to watch her whimper anymore, so I ended her quickly; she was a whore.
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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 3,707
Loc: Zuid-Holland, Nederland
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: meatcakeman]
#10132595 - 04/08/09 07:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Silversoul
Rhizome


Registered: 01/01/05
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Cognitive_Shift
CS actual




Registered: 12/11/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#10132784 - 04/08/09 08:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



Registered: 01/25/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#10132867 - 04/08/09 08:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Loving the Hicks reference, Silversoul
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Cognitive_Shift
CS actual




Registered: 12/11/07
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It has to do with how our brain processes loud noises and being startled. When studies were done on male vs. female and gay vs. straight reactions. It showed that a loud noise followed by a soft one made a woman blink hard and numerous times and a man responded with a softer blink and only one time. It also showed that Lesbians tended to react as men did (With fewer, lesser, blinks) and gay men also showed the same general number as straight men and lesbians. Hope this helps you at all. Here's a link to where you can find some general information about it! http://www.jefflewis.net/factoids.html (this guy researches myths/odd questions for a living. backing them up or proving them wrong with substantial data)
Here is a link for the gay-straight page. http://www.economist.com/science/displayStory.cfm
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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The Iraq War was a just war.
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Silversoul
Rhizome


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fee
Im he who is the


Registered: 01/16/03
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Loc: amsterdam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
#10133057 - 04/08/09 09:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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"hey man what are you up too?" "im laying in the woods" "ok but what are you up too?" "laying in the woods" "ok I get that but where are you?" "in the woods" "so what your getting at is your laying in the woods?" "yup" "where in the woods are you?" "the woods" "ok man ill give you a call later"
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Cubie
Moderator




Registered: 01/11/08
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Loc: Down the rabbit hole...
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fee]
#10133409 - 04/08/09 10:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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i had been thinking that fish is a stick. but only once did the owl see the mouse? its because the white house is now black, we gotta take the radio back. we gotta talk hard times we gotta kill the bank i am so muching so muching muching
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Snaggletooth
Stranger in a Strange Land


Registered: 10/24/05
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#10133429 - 04/08/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Aye an' a bit of mackeral, settler rack and down Ran it down by the home, and I flew Well, it slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade And I cried, cried, cried The tear had fallen down he had taken, never back to raise And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore Right outta a' pocket, i ran down, down by the mountain side Battlin' the fiery horde that was falling around the feet "Never!," he cried. "Never shall ye get me alive Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew!" Well I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust And I fell down before him round his feet Aye! A roar he cried! Frae the bottom of 'is heart That I would nay fall but as dead Dead as I can by y' feet, d'ya ken? ...And the wind cried back
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the_drummer
Stucking Foaned



Registered: 03/20/09
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#10133437 - 04/08/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.
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Jufin


Registered: 03/31/08
Posts: 5,116
Loc: Australia
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
#10133564 - 04/08/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Cubie
Moderator




Registered: 01/11/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Jufin]
#10133582 - 04/08/09 11:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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omg i had seen discontent
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Konyap


Registered: 06/30/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
#10136394 - 04/09/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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fuck a duck
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Konyap


Registered: 06/30/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#10136397 - 04/09/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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goat eggs make my breathe harsh
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the_drummer
Stucking Foaned



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#10144992 - 04/10/09 08:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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You want a piece of my funnel cake, Roger?
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the_drummer
Stucking Foaned



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
#10145054 - 04/10/09 08:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I piss cum.
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brainsOplenty
myconut



Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 750
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
#10145361 - 04/10/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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through flip down yonder up over left. hit the ball, hit the ball! google damnit flop. whoa stinky fart buddy back off. string down the way woooooooo SHEBANG!
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