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InvisibleDomnu
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10098793 - 04/03/09 03:23 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Shut your tits or you'll catch a cold. Yes, the wooden ones.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Domnu]
    #10098819 - 04/03/09 03:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I told her my ultimatum. The rape was pleasant. The copulation was near finished before I unfolded my member and squirted love juices that trickled down her very bosom unto her belly's button. She rubbed it into her with glee, begging for more of that sticky stuff. I couldn't bear to watch her whimper anymore, so I ended her quickly; she was a whore.


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10132595 - 04/08/09 07:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10132761 - 04/08/09 08:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #10132784 - 04/08/09 08:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #10132867 - 04/08/09 08:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Loving the Hicks reference, Silversoul :awesome:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10132928 - 04/08/09 08:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It has to do with how our brain processes loud noises and being startled. When studies were done on male vs. female and gay vs. straight reactions. It showed that a loud noise followed by a soft one made a woman blink hard and numerous times and a man responded with a softer blink and only one time. It also showed that Lesbians tended to react as men did (With fewer, lesser, blinks) and gay men also showed the same general number as straight men and lesbians. Hope this helps you at all. Here's a link to where you can find some general information about it!
http://www.jefflewis.net/factoids.html
(this guy researches myths/odd questions for a living. backing them up or proving them wrong with substantial data)

Here is a link for the gay-straight page.
http://www.economist.com/science/displayStory.cfm


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #10132960 - 04/08/09 08:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The Iraq War was a just war.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #10132995 - 04/08/09 09:01 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Silversoul]
    #10133057 - 04/08/09 09:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

"hey man what are you up too?"
"im laying in the woods"
"ok but what are you up too?"
"laying in the woods"
"ok I get that but where are you?"
"in the woods"
"so what your getting at is your laying in the woods?"
"yup"
"where in the woods are you?"
"the woods"
"ok man ill give you a call later"


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: fee]
    #10133409 - 04/08/09 10:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i had been thinking that fish is a stick.
but only once did the owl see the mouse?
its because the white house is now black,
we gotta take the radio back.
we gotta talk hard times
we gotta kill the bank
i am so muching
so muching
muching


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10133429 - 04/08/09 10:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Aye an' a bit of mackeral, settler rack and down
Ran it down by the home, and I flew
Well, it slapped me and I flopped it down in the shade
And I cried, cried, cried
The tear had fallen down he had taken, never back to raise
And then cried Mary, an' took out wi' your Claymore
Right outta a' pocket, i ran down, down by the mountain side
Battlin' the fiery horde that was falling around the feet
"Never!," he cried. "Never shall ye get me alive
Ye rotten hound of the burnie crew!"
Well I snatched fer the blade an' a Claymore cut and thrust
And I fell down before him round his feet
Aye! A roar he cried!
Frae the bottom of 'is heart
That I would nay fall but as dead
Dead as I can by y' feet, d'ya ken?
...And the wind cried back


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10133437 - 04/08/09 10:39 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
    #10133564 - 04/08/09 11:00 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:etbig: :grizzlybear:  :etbig:  :etbig:    :grizzlybear:  :etbig:  :etbig:  :etbig:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD NOISES :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :sheepie:  :etbig: :grizzlybear:  :etbig:  :etbig:    :grizzlybear:  :etbig:  :etbig:  :etbig:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Jufin]
    #10133582 - 04/08/09 11:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

omg i had seen discontent


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cubie]
    #10136394 - 04/09/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

fuck a duck


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #10136397 - 04/09/09 01:28 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

goat eggs make my breathe harsh


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
    #10144992 - 04/10/09 08:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You want a piece of my funnel cake, Roger?
:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
    #10145054 - 04/10/09 08:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I piss cum.  :shoosh:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: the_drummer]
    #10145361 - 04/10/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

through flip down yonder up over left. hit the ball, hit the ball! google damnit flop. whoa stinky fart buddy back off. string down the way woooooooo SHEBANG!


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