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OfflineIdiot
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
    #9389325 - 12/07/08 11:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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NewbieShroomie said:
Why the wax?  Stop glorping you shizbop where it doesn't belong.  :rolleyes:




Powerful be it.  The day preceding tomorrow will shrivel and meat a slow and senseless demise.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
    #9397310 - 12/09/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

im ganna crawl around on all fours until  all the blood falls out my knees


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InvisibleArtVandaley
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #9400700 - 12/09/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

stools and stools, come on now how can the same word mean a chair and poo at the same time? If I seen someone sitting on a stool I would be in awe of how it came to pass through the anus without taking off there pants :ass:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
    #9400784 - 12/09/08 04:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

My gamamrr! pnctutioan' and selplnig mkeas a lot of ssene?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: publicenemy1]
    #9400812 - 12/09/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Piss off would be a great name, imagine telling someone to piss off every time they asked what you're name was HA!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
    #9400941 - 12/09/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

In a previous life I was Lupe Valez. Rub to the toilet Lupe run!


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Pornography like office supplies should never be paid for.

People around here are not paranoid enough. Everyone is a narc and our thoughts are being scanned as we speak. Any minute now a SWAT team is going to crash your door down and take you away for thought crimes.


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InvisibleVirus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Blink Dog]
    #9401237 - 12/09/08 05:09 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

When I woke up this morning an owl was sitting by my bedside and began shitting out pellets all over the floor. I was peeved.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9401249 - 12/09/08 05:11 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I can't believe I wasted my 2,000th post on that. :nonono:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9401288 - 12/09/08 05:17 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

This thread isn't taking up room on the front page


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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
    #9402751 - 12/09/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

A wild pack of family dogs came runnin' through the yard
And as my own dog ran away with them, I didn't say much of anything at all
A wild pack of family dogs came runnin' through the yard
As my little sister played, the dogs took her away
And I guess she was eaten up ok, yeah she was eaten up ok
My mother's cryin' blood dust now
My dad he quit his job today, well I guess he was fired but that's ok
And I'm sittin' outside my mudlake, waiting for the pack to take me away
And right after I die the dogs start floating up towards the glowing sky
Now they'll receive their rewards, now they will receive their rewards


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #9414659 - 12/11/08 06:16 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

three in the stink none in the pink:borat:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
    #9414942 - 12/11/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

went into a bar looking for pussy but came out with none other than a seeing eye dog that is actually trained to suck your dick. blind dude told me they trained em for military purposes, but this specific dog couldn't pass the tests. said he was a bitter. i said fuck it, was too drunk to care. honestly, all i wanted was some action. wish i paid more attention. woke up the next day with a golden retriever playin' with my penis


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
    #9422510 - 12/13/08 02:28 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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todaymylove said:
went into a bar looking for pussy but came out with none other than a seeing eye dog that is actually trained to suck your dick. blind dude told me they trained em for military purposes, but this specific dog couldn't pass the tests. said he was a bitter. i said fuck it, was too drunk to care. honestly, all i wanted was some action. wish i paid more attention. woke up the next day with a golden retriever playin' with my penis




are you trying to say me base?!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #9422601 - 12/13/08 03:07 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

well im pretty sure ed was a jew, a dead jew


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: aledos]
    #9427244 - 12/13/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #9428186 - 12/14/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

It's a cow. A goat. A cowgoat! :awesome:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #9428218 - 12/14/08 02:15 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)



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"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Llamanose]
    #9428292 - 12/14/08 02:35 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: The weasels have raided my last stash of alabaster raspberries!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #9429107 - 12/14/08 08:48 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

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Cognitive_Shift said:





i LOL'd


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
    #9432355 - 12/14/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

There is lots of people :awesome: and the people walk around:awesome: The people say hello to the other people :awesome:


OH SWEET JESUS HELP ME A BOLWEEVIL IS EATING MY BRAINS! NOOOO!


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