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Idiot
I Am Moron!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
#9389325 - 12/07/08 11:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: Why the wax? Stop glorping you shizbop where it doesn't belong.
Powerful be it. The day preceding tomorrow will shrivel and meat a slow and senseless demise.
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Invisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
#9397310 - 12/09/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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im ganna crawl around on all fours until all the blood falls out my knees
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ArtVandaley
Stranger

Registered: 05/08/08
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#9400700 - 12/09/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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stools and stools, come on now how can the same word mean a chair and poo at the same time? If I seen someone sitting on a stool I would be in awe of how it came to pass through the anus without taking off there pants
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publicenemy1
Dr. Funkenstein



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9400784 - 12/09/08 04:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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My gamamrr! pnctutioan' and selplnig mkeas a lot of ssene?
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ArtVandaley
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: publicenemy1]
#9400812 - 12/09/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Piss off would be a great name, imagine telling someone to piss off every time they asked what you're name was HA!
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Blink Dog
Gygaxologist



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9400941 - 12/09/08 04:31 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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In a previous life I was Lupe Valez. Rub to the toilet Lupe run!
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



Registered: 01/25/07
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Blink Dog]
#9401237 - 12/09/08 05:09 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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When I woke up this morning an owl was sitting by my bedside and began shitting out pellets all over the floor. I was peeved.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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I can't believe I wasted my 2,000th post on that.
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sam420
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This thread isn't taking up room on the front page
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Invisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
#9402751 - 12/09/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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A wild pack of family dogs came runnin' through the yard And as my own dog ran away with them, I didn't say much of anything at all A wild pack of family dogs came runnin' through the yard As my little sister played, the dogs took her away And I guess she was eaten up ok, yeah she was eaten up ok My mother's cryin' blood dust now My dad he quit his job today, well I guess he was fired but that's ok And I'm sittin' outside my mudlake, waiting for the pack to take me away And right after I die the dogs start floating up towards the glowing sky Now they'll receive their rewards, now they will receive their rewards
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ArtVandaley
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#9414659 - 12/11/08 06:16 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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three in the stink none in the pink
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today mylove



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9414942 - 12/11/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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went into a bar looking for pussy but came out with none other than a seeing eye dog that is actually trained to suck your dick. blind dude told me they trained em for military purposes, but this specific dog couldn't pass the tests. said he was a bitter. i said fuck it, was too drunk to care. honestly, all i wanted was some action. wish i paid more attention. woke up the next day with a golden retriever playin' with my penis
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Invisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
#9422510 - 12/13/08 02:28 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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todaymylove said: went into a bar looking for pussy but came out with none other than a seeing eye dog that is actually trained to suck your dick. blind dude told me they trained em for military purposes, but this specific dog couldn't pass the tests. said he was a bitter. i said fuck it, was too drunk to care. honestly, all i wanted was some action. wish i paid more attention. woke up the next day with a golden retriever playin' with my penis
are you trying to say me base?!
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aledos
Peter the Eater


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#9422601 - 12/13/08 03:07 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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well im pretty sure ed was a jew, a dead jew
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Cognitive_Shift
CS actual




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: aledos]
#9427244 - 12/13/08 10:17 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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It's a cow. A goat. A cowgoat! 
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Llamanose
The llama knows


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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Llamanose]
#9428292 - 12/14/08 02:35 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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The weasels have raided my last stash of alabaster raspberries!
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today mylove



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Quote:
Cognitive_Shift said:
i LOL'd
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
#9432355 - 12/14/08 07:46 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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There is lots of people and the people walk around The people say hello to the other people 
OH SWEET JESUS HELP ME A BOLWEEVIL IS EATING MY BRAINS! NOOOO!
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