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Arden
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#9373668 - 12/05/08 04:07 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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And he thought it was all about poopie. Guess he was wrong.
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unretarded
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
#9373776 - 12/05/08 04:19 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- I love our leaders and the feds ,they are great people and the laws they make help us!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: unretarded]
#9373794 - 12/05/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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King Koopa
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: unretarded]
#9373798 - 12/05/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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He didn't even try to make it look real.
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Arden
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: King Koopa]
#9378796 - 12/06/08 12:59 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's all a part of the prickly pear, assuming the keys to your pocket are full of fence pieces. Ok.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
#9378830 - 12/06/08 01:04 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I don't know about you, but for me...sometimes its purple. Especially if you don't look at it through a paper towel.
-------------------- "Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping. deCypher said: Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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hazey



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#9378850 - 12/06/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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well if you would use brawny paper towels you wouldnt have that problem would you? i mean, fuck dude, its a good brand.
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Newbie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#9378853 - 12/06/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I know! I told her to turn that thing off but she left it on all night and now I can't stop tasting nickel.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
#9378867 - 12/06/08 01:11 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well if thats all there is to it, I might as well go ponk some dooglies straight in the jimmy johnson. That'll teach 'em to flapjack the mondago. At least on threesdays.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#9378871 - 12/06/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Eleventy five.
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LayYouIn
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
#9379026 - 12/06/08 01:36 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally."
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Arden
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LayYouIn]
#9379457 - 12/06/08 02:42 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow, that reminds me. The other day I was cruising along when all of a sudden the backwards man, the backwards man. Sunday should be a Funday. Ok.
Don't shoot the messenger, pet his cankles.
Putting the sense back in nonsense since 19-fucking-old.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
#9380337 - 12/06/08 05:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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you see, I dislike the colour so they tell me to put on a jumper and I won't feel the cold. That did not make sense so I told them to fuck off but to my understanding-under standing? who made that stupid word up? standing under does not mean the reverse of knowing what another means.
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Invisible_Woe


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Fearn]
#9387235 - 12/07/08 07:00 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Fearn said: lemon curry!
do you think me base?
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Invisible_Woe]
#9387424 - 12/07/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Blink Dog
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#9387504 - 12/07/08 07:32 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Is it st. Swiggings day already. I don't know I am a walrus in need of a gray flannel suit. I really wish that root beer be made illegal, old ladoes tend to wear pants when you insert a pizza into a usb port this paragraph is a run on sentance which is a run on word we are constantly bombared by sigils so our reality become syrupy which I like on pancakes that are shaped like an iPod which seem to reguard tuesday as a holy day and don't like to sit on the statue which pigeons like to poop on because it is a famous freemason and not wankixquankizflux!
A group of Starlings is called a murmeration, and a group of crows a murder.
-------------------- "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion." - Piter De Vries, Dune Pornography like office supplies should never be paid for. People around here are not paranoid enough. Everyone is a narc and our thoughts are being scanned as we speak. Any minute now a SWAT team is going to crash your door down and take you away for thought crimes.
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Blink Dog]
#9388088 - 12/07/08 08:53 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just shat out a toaster!
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Arden
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Quote:
I just shat out a toaster!
Shabbat Shalom. I knew that toad had a wink in his eye.
Keep whistling, the plants are turning red now.
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Newbie
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Arden]
#9388415 - 12/07/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Why the wax? Stop glorping you shizbop where it doesn't belong.
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norml840
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
#9388695 - 12/07/08 10:16 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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nonsense of the purple slug belching foiled tape wrappers is sensible.
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