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ArtVandaley
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The Sweedish is all alone.
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ArtVandaley
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9210385 - 11/09/08 04:36 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Must watch over and over again! "Fucking asshole! I'm gonna fucking kick your ass! You mother fucking bitch!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9210710 - 11/09/08 08:42 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#9211281 - 11/09/08 11:29 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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the last time i saw a mormon jacking off into a garbage can, i decided i should get my ears cropped and my asshole bleached.
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: today mylove]
#9211305 - 11/09/08 11:36 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9212942 - 11/09/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#9213253 - 11/09/08 05:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#9213350 - 11/09/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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leftysurprise said: ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
ooooo mow mow uh uh ooooo mow mow
I see your Surfin' Bird and raise you a Frogman!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Newbie]
#9213409 - 11/09/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like to eat dinner before breakfast because i just dont have time to brush my hair any more.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: ArtVandaley]
#9213876 - 11/09/08 07:29 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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beautiful colors
beautiful colors erupt from her sagging bosom, liquid neon spurts from her cow nipples and cover the world in goo that solidifies into a schoolboy's after school candy
he drops again into the night, into his vein, dodging molecules and surfing with his on the cellular walls of his dreams while being chased by the Physiology Police
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#9214403 - 11/09/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This "ass-talk" had a sort of gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you hafta do is "turn loose"? Well, this talking hit you right down there. A bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival, you dig, and tos tart with, it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called "The Better Oh", that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it, but it was clever, like, "Oh, I say, are you still down there, old thing? 'Nah, I had to go relieve myself!'"
After a while, the ass started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib, and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy incurving hooks, and started eating. He thought this was cute at first, and built an act around it. But the asshole would eat its way through his pants, and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags, nobody loved it, an'- and wanted.. and it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all the time, day and night. You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it. But nothing did any good, and the asshole said to him, "It's you who will shut up in the end, not me. Because, we don't need you around here any more. I can talk, and eat, AND shit".
After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call "un D.T.", undifferentiated tissue, (herr) which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly, and grow there. Grow anywhere . . . on him . . . grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell.
So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have amputated spontaneous.. did you know there is a condition occurs in parts of Africa, and only among negros, where the little toe amputates spontaneously?
Except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing the asshole couldn't do, was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophed, so the brain couldn't give orders any more. it was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For awhile, you could see the silent helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye on the end of a stalk
NAKED LUNCH
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mr.bixby]
#9216630 - 11/10/08 07:35 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cognitive_Shift
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: California]
#9253122 - 11/16/08 01:17 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wow lots of scrolling, trippy too!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
#9253135 - 11/16/08 01:21 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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whenever I see something small and furry flying across the room toward a persons neck I have to laugh because what is that thing.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: California]
#9253146 - 11/16/08 01:23 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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That was neat.
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twighead
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Brugman]
#9253151 - 11/16/08 01:24 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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anyone into cock and ball torture here?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: twighead]
#9253947 - 11/16/08 08:52 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I puta steel rod through the head of my penis once...does that count
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