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norml840
sex toy guru



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8744736 - 08/08/08 03:18 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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why yank your chain under a crescent moon with a used brillo pad watching old yeller?
why not?
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: norml840]
#8745230 - 08/08/08 05:07 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole



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Francis Bacon died of pneumonia contracted while filling a chicken with ice in order to prove that freezing preserves food.
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#8750942 - 08/09/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wouldn't that be ironic if he had died of eating excess bacon?
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8767492 - 08/13/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Platinum
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i saw my friend getting fucked by her dog last week.... seriously... i just walked in on it. i havent spoken to her since...
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Cognitive_Shift
CS actual




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Platinum]
#8767722 - 08/13/08 11:49 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have you ever noticed that your pinky finger fits perfectly in your nostril.
Bet you just tried it
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natehimself
You'll find me in the fields!



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stop touching yourself
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: natehimself]
#8767793 - 08/13/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Corn tortillas glued together makes a shitty frisbee. Everyone knows this.
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Nutmeg shaman



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8767817 - 08/13/08 12:02 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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What's up, Chavel?
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isaacein
exp(ix) = cosx + isinx


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8767858 - 08/13/08 12:08 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I often rependiculate my orifistibules.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: isaacein]
#8768000 - 08/13/08 12:33 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alright! I'll admit it! I had intercourse with your pet gopher.
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igwna
The Cap'n


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"This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
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Ima Trooper
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: igwna]
#8768115 - 08/13/08 12:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
skcorrelyt said: "This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
That sounds suspiciously like a tripping quote...
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igwna
The Cap'n


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8768131 - 08/13/08 01:02 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
Quote:
skcorrelyt said: "This will be my partner"
"Thats an inanimate object"
That sounds suspiciously like a tripping quote...
suprisingly it was just a really stoned 16 year old girl that wouldn't leave me alone the other night 
and for the sake of the thread one of my favorite tripping quotes:
"What just fell?" "My hat." (staring)"Well its walking away." "WHAT?!" (lunges)
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Platinum
Psychonautical Engineer




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: igwna]
#8768340 - 08/13/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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I took a giant hot steaming dump on your moms chest last night.
Edited by Platinum (08/13/08 01:49 PM)
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the_0wl
The Space Bird



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Platinum]
#8768667 - 08/13/08 02:59 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Platinum said: i saw my friend getting fucked by her dog last week.... seriously... i just walked in on it. i havent spoken to her since...
Dude you shoulda taped that shit!!! Right?...I mean..
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xshadowmage666x
*opiate enthusiast*


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#8768981 - 08/13/08 04:01 PM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mandrake said: It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
this is not nonsense
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CM96
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shambala
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natehimself
You'll find me in the fields!



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: CM96]
#8772832 - 08/14/08 11:38 AM (15 years, 5 months ago) |
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todd is a douche all todds are douches
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