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Virus_with_Shoes
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8347125 - 04/30/08 07:31 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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If it wasn't for my horse I would've never spent that year in college.
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mr.bixby
Routine waxes cold


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-------------------- finality [faɪˈnælɪtɪ] n pl -ties 1. the condition or quality of being final or settled; conclusiveness. 2. a final or conclusive act Long live the Shroomery and I'm done with it.
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THEBats
FuturePsychopharmacologist


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: mr.bixby]
#8347374 - 04/30/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hyper_Panda_GO
Team Action!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: THEBats]
#8347414 - 04/30/08 08:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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No one batted an eye as Clarice slowly put her head in the carton of Neopolitan ice cream. A dozen fans blowing valiantly in the room, and all for naught. Shirts still clung to the bodies that put them on, bodily odor permeated around the office, and there were muffled cries of anguish whenever someone had to reprint or resign a document, the original piece of paper being ruined by sweat. Nancy got out of her chair and looked at the sweat stain on the seat, a testament to the crazed heat of the day. "Soda run," she said, walking over to Rueben. "Anything?" "Grape," he said quietly, fishing coins out of a sweat-stained shirt pocket. Of all her comrades at Humdrum and Punkk, Nancy felt most for Rueben. He was a huge man who had an undiscovered past that probably involved a lot of physically labor and a lot of food. He had a lazy-looking face full of thick dark hair and a bombast beard that could probably be used to smuggle illicit drugs throughout airports. He was handsome, in a trollish way, though she had no clue if this favored him in the gay community. Today he looked like hell, though his expression didn't betray. He mumbled a thank you through a beard tangled with little droplets of sweat. Clarice mumbled through the ice cream something that sounded like Cherry something and gave Nancy a dollar without looking. Her blonde air hung drearily on her back and on her desk. She went around the office, collecting requests and the change to carry them out. Nancy was one of those friendly people who always manged to get her work done first, always a pleasant encounter if you saw her at a bus stop or a restaurant, but didn't associate with anyone outside of work, save for a few chance plans made in the moment of joviality. She had an overly maternal air about her that usually dismissed any potentially romantic notions in men she found attractive, and men with deep issues and deformed hearts usually flocked to her in droves.
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#8375318 - 05/07/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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thedefone
deus ex machina

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Konyap


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: thedefone]
#8379460 - 05/08/08 08:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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i go to the bathroom i must shit sometimes i take really big shits thats when i SQUEEZ thats how my sister got pregnant
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Konyap]
#8388824 - 05/11/08 12:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
aiyobro said: i go to the bathroom i must shit sometimes i take really big shits thats when i SQUEEZ thats how my sister got pregnant
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman



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Brain Fart
Mushroom Nerd



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#8390862 - 05/11/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Como estas?
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Amelia
Stranger


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread *DELETED* [Re: Justice_Fish]
#8390863 - 05/11/08 09:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Post deleted by AmeliaReason for deletion: paranoia, paranoia everybody's comin' to get me
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Psy Baba
That was zen, This is Tao



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Amelia]
#8390875 - 05/11/08 10:03 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Sit up and meditate, there's no time to contemplate. ------------------------------------------------- I have an international Hitech Psytrance project with a friend: BioChronic I make various form of Psytrance as a solo Project Dendriform
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Tangerines




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Fuck you all! [Re: Psy Baba]
#8391412 - 05/12/08 01:29 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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ltd


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John Smith
Solo Voyager


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Re: Fuck you all! [Re: ltd]
#8391690 - 05/12/08 05:36 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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some thoughts have a certain sound...
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the good ocean smiles softly in fluttering waves; I tell it I don't have any ice cream or a sail to give it, but instead the sun shines and burns my eye. I yell, "Stop floating you big puddle!" and it begins to weep so loudly the rocks at bay start cracking. I jump in and pull out a porpoise as we happily stroll down the sunset boulevard, hand in hand well on our way to the salty dream.
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Re: Fuck you all! [Re: Epigallo]
#8391889 - 05/12/08 08:23 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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this golden tea quenches and hardens my amber heart, like velvet sliding on polished granite
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theorganicdomino
Psychedelic ZenBuddhist



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-------------------- "You've got to get hold of the thread of marching time, pull the fuck thing down, get on the end of it and pang yourself to the infinitude of absolute mind" Ken Campbell - Furtive Nudist "The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - Aart van der Leeuw
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TheHappyHippies
Dick Hippie



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I like stores!
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Virus_with_Shoes
Pastor of Muppets



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Skunk farts must smell really bad.
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