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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shroom Empire]
    #8015119 - 02/12/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8015122 - 02/12/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I demand reparations for the injustices heaped upon my chinchilla's mammary glands!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015175 - 02/12/08 09:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I demand reparations for the injustices heaped upon my chinchilla's mammary glands!


:hamsterdance::sniper:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shroom Empire]
    #8015189 - 02/12/08 09:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:crazymonkey:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shroom Empire]
    #8015286 - 02/12/08 09:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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I demand reparations for the injustices heaped upon my chinchilla's mammary glands!


:hamsterdance::sniper:




NOOOOOOOO! MY BABY!  :hissyfit:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015296 - 02/12/08 09:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

fuck

I hate all of you

die


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #8015306 - 02/12/08 09:44 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

dear omni,

ur fat, go die!

love,
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #8015315 - 02/12/08 09:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You know what happened to those mamary glands dont you ill give you a hint.:naughty:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #8015326 - 02/12/08 09:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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fuck

I hate all of you

die




Go fellate a horse :fatbastard:

Love,

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8015335 - 02/12/08 09:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know what happened to those mamary glands dont you ill give you a hint.:naughty:




Please, it better not be what I think... :mattz:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015338 - 02/12/08 09:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Jokes on you asshole

I dont even know what fellate means


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #8015348 - 02/12/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Jokes on you asshole

I dont even know what fellate means




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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015349 - 02/12/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The mere thought of coke makes Marilyn Manson wanna poo.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015353 - 02/12/08 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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You know what happened to those mamary glands dont you ill give you a hint.:naughty:




Please, it better not be what I think... :mattz:



It is nigga what u gonna do?:peterpan:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8015360 - 02/12/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i prefer to build the tension in the room as much as possible and then let her have it.

what i mean by this is as such: say we're having a lovely dinner of pork chops and light beer. i'll look out over the single candle that seperates us and stare into the abyss of her eyes and say, "Long Day?"

and she'll look down at her plate while she chews and say with a mouthful, "it was okay."

we'll continue this banter for a while and allow the awkward and meaningless silences to grow between us more often. when we're done i'll continue sitting and finish my beer while she gathers the plates and piles them in the sink. as she gets out the gloves and dishsoap i'll playfully tease, "They were a little dry. Next time maybe watch them a little more closely?"

she won't say anything and I'll burp or something and it will get a little darker in the room. thoughts will boil in her mind while mine remains empty. she'll turn the water a little hotter and scrub a little harder. she'll make little mouth movements as she cleans the plate that I spilled salt all over. I'll calculate some more, and then strike.

what were we talking about again?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #8015362 - 02/12/08 09:54 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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dear omni,

ur fat, go die!

love,
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8015367 - 02/12/08 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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awesomebastard said:
You know what happened to those mamary glands dont you ill give you a hint.:naughty:




Please, it better not be what I think... :mattz:



It is nigga what u gonna do?:peterpan:




:macdre:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015375 - 02/12/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Virus_with_Shoes]
    #8015384 - 02/12/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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awesomebastard said:
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Virus_with_Shoes said:
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awesomebastard said:
You know what happened to those mamary glands dont you ill give you a hint.:naughty:




Please, it better not be what I think... :mattz:



It is nigga what u gonna do?:peterpan:




:macdre:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Robo]
    #8015383 - 02/12/08 09:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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