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Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend
#7859192 - 01/10/08 12:25 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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(we´re both university students, living by ourselves on campus)
I have had a weird last few days. Monday night I was in my room and some friends dropped in out of nowhere and wanted to have a drink. A flirt-acquaintance of mine had just come into town that same day, but I didn´t want to arrange a meet-up with her the first day and seem too desperate, so I sent her an sms saying I was studying and made a proposal to meet up the next day. Around midnight my friends had gotten tipsy and left for bed and I was just getting ready to go to sleep myself when this girl calls me. She says she´s in a bar we both frequent with a guy who lives in my building and he says he saw you go for a drink tonight, so you´re busted and you´re coming here right now. I laughed and gave in. When I got there, there only like 5 regulars in the bar and she was the only girl, looking good, drunk and slamming down one apple-juice-vodka after another and smoking like a chimney. We chat, she cuddles up to me and I talk to the other regulars and at about 3, she starts asking the barkeep what good clubs are open on Mondays in (town) or (town) (both just under an hours tipsy drive away at night). I think she was pulling my leg. She asked if I´d come and I thought she was taking the piss or testing my humor or something, so I said with a stiff upper lip-"Sure, let´s go right now". She wanted to go to some place called "(hip club)" in (town) in the (part) of (region). Apparently she was serious. She asked this buddy of hers who was there with a car and sober to go and drive us. He had work the next day but did´t care. So surprised, but cool I go along with them in his beat-up old Fiat and we drive there along deserted highways as fast as the piece of shit would go. She kissed me before we got in the car. She finds a pack of cigs in the glove-compartment and lights up. She finds a little pill in the pack and asks is this (brand) (a brand of aspirin) and he goes, no, you don´t wanna take that, besides, it´s not mine. She is drunk and thinks he only means you shouldn´t take aspirin when drinking. She swallow the pill. He goes all funny, like why did you take that pill blablabla. He didn´t say what it was. When we get to the club she starts freaking out. He took me aside and told me the pill was XTC and some of the strongest stuff he´d had and he usually breaks off only a fourth pill himself. She had never taken such a thing. She lost her orientation at times, stumbled a bit and got kinda scared at intervals. In between those episodes she is dancing her ass off and nearly sexually harassing me on the dance floor. She kept smooching and grabbing me like a drunk 14-yr old girlfriend. She got rapid-eye-movements and little panic moments at times. We had her drinking water the whole time she took that pill and watched her real close. I got along well with the guy, he´s this freak with like a bone disease and weird, fucked up joints, but he´s got a great personality and he has his head on straight. We were in this zone between being amused by the state of the girl and concerned about her. It was weird to tell if she was having a good time or not. We left that club at about five in the morning and he drove us to her room, she came back to her normal self in the car and we all laughed about what had happened. I said goodbye to her at the doorstep and she laughed at me and told me come in already. She lives in a studio that was built to house two people by herself and it was very clean. Uncomfortably clean. She told me she loves cleaning. No wonder, it seems all those (her hometown) lasses are prototypical housewives deep down. We drank some water, talked and watched some TV and went to bed at around 7. We were messing around in her bed all night and after lots of playing and kissing and teasing we finally had sex some time during the day. I was exhausted and hadn´t taken my medication which I am used to right now, I sucked, I couldn´t bring myself to do a good job at fucking her. I was done too quick, and too exhausted to go for seconds. She was no star lay either, sweet but slightly passive and surprisingly insecure. Luckily the atmosphere was very relaxed and we both got a good laugh out of it and I promised her next time would be better. They day after we had sex again, We had dinner together and I went over to her room to sleep over again. Now today we´re in the lib together studying. We´re both super relaxed, it´s fun. I need to study now though. I like her, she´s got this tough, arrogant persona in public and turns into this insecure little thing behind closed doors, it´s cute. She´s all over me and speaks as though she wants to stay together. She´s fun, she told me her last boyfriend was too boring for her. She has more fucked up drinking stories than me. This could be fun. Now I will continue my revision of accountancy. Talk about a contrast.
The girl is weird. Lots of what I´d call superficial sex experience, having been with many guys (she didn´t say and I dont want to know how many) but still not completely comfortable with herself sexually. I had to convince her really hard to let me go down on her. I first did this morning and with a good build-up and some help from my fingers I blew her mind away. She has one of these awesome "The Exorcist"- orgasms, thrusting and kicking her hips, panting, moaning, squirming, saying things like "oh my God". I don´t think she had ever felt it like that. It´s a disgrace, she´s been with lots of guys and none of them ever took the effort to get her comfortable enough and have the sexual empathy to have her feel that. She actually said something like "why didn´t I know how good that can be?" She´s extremely open and talkative. Specially for a (this region) girl, they´re typically more introverted. She broke down a bit in front of me last night, she cried softly while cuddling on the couch and she told me she had an abortion at age 19 and the father was not involved, he didn´t contact her or answer his calls after she found out she was pregnant. She told me if she had been a week later she could not have had it done anymore and she told me about how she felt so guilty and hated herself so much and how she had felt connected to the unborn child. Her parents don´t know, only her best friend and now me, she said. She´s whimsical, impulsive... I get the feeling like she is deeply in love with me after a few days. Part of that is because I am so relaxed and open and comfortable with everything though. She´s impressed with my relaxation it seems.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7859237 - 01/10/08 12:34 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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aw. enjoyed reading that man. was heart-warming, hope things remain just as great.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7859251 - 01/10/08 12:37 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Congratulations! She'll remember you forever as being the first man to go down on her.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: BoneMan]
#7859290 - 01/10/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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lucky bastard!
be happy knowing i'm jealous of you, hahaha
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: memes]
#7859302 - 01/10/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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two possible routes this could go...
1) she hated the X and you live happily ever after. 2) she loves the X and you find yourself babysitting her every weekend, eventually she goes rolling without you one night and get boned hard by the next goofy fucker with glowsticks and backrubs.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7859446 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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I can't believe 4 people read that whole thing
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7859688 - 01/10/08 01:59 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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I read it all too and good for you.
However, you might want to rethink posting all those intimate details at the end..
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#7859706 - 01/10/08 02:03 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: trent]
#7860093 - 01/10/08 03:14 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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sweet post dude
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7860221 - 01/10/08 03:41 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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good read and nice one
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: sam420]
#7928408 - 01/25/08 03:33 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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haha. I don´t "expect" people to read all that shit. Thank you those who said they liked it.
I don´t date much or fuck much when I´m not with anyone and shes the end to a fairly long dry-spell, so the whole thing kinda impressed me there. We´re still together, I guess we´re in love, she´s coming over here to sleep over tonight, she spent some time with her parents, but called me like three times a day.
I wrote that up off the top of my head the next day and thought it a nice story to tell people, so long as they're not people who know my name or location or hers. It had some names and locations in it at first but as you can see I took them out.
I wasn´t the first who went down on her, she told me her first bf did, she was all healthy and had just showered and he still said it tasted disgusting and he hated it. She´d been too self-conscious to let anyone go near there since. I guess I cured her there. I cured many of her hang-ups by now... She´s only been with a lot of assholes it seems. She admits and understands she´s attracted to them for some reason, or was until now. I bust her ass over this, ask her if I should treat her bad and make up regularly or something, if she needs that in a man. She tells me no. I just wanted to show her how weird that sentiment really is- I told her I can be an asshole, I even think I´d be pretty good at it, I´m a smart-ass and can be as disrespectful as you want me to be, just tell me. I just felt like confronting her a little bit with this particular auto-destructive side of her. I think she understands and she really is over it.
Her parents are well-off and strict, religious and conservative and don´t know anything about her. For all they know she´s a virgin. She´s very pretty. I´d show you guys but I don´t want to give anything away at all, I´m super paranoid about this place and any kind of personal information. Let´s say that out of the ~200 chicks I know on a superficial basis in this town, she´s objectively by appearance in the top 3 and subjectively to me right now #1.
She says she´s never taking X again. She has taken blow a few times before and remains interested in this though. I never took blow, but given good, safe quality stuff and the right circumstances I´d love to try it. She says she still knows someone, high up in the chain who has stuff that´s not too cut up, but he´s in trouble getting high off his own supply and dealing becoming his prime business now which wasn´t his original plan. I told her to get a hold of him sometime though. There´s not a lot of good blow around these parts. I´m definitely not taking some cut-up, grainy cheap shit from some dude on a street corner. I don´t have time for this lifestyle either, but I just know I´ll be curious forever if I don´t get a good lay while on blow. I´ve tried a bunch of drugs and never got hooked or even close to hooked on anything, it´s also "safer" I guess if you´re not too well connected in this respect yourself and have to get it through a couple people.
Edited by Shroomnibbler (01/25/08 03:45 AM)
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7928421 - 01/25/08 03:44 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Edited by 40oz (01/25/08 03:53 AM)
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: 40oz]
#7928428 - 01/25/08 03:49 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I own the DVD. We even watched it together, last time she was here.
I don´t steal my moms TV and pawn it, I don´t deal at all, I only took some weed and shrooms and both of them only like 5 times.
She´s pretty, well off and a partyer on a level her parents can´t fathom or know, but she´s not a psych loony like Marion Silver in the movie.
I´m so not going that fucking way! But it´s a good reminder. It is a slippery slope. The flaw in that book and that movie is, it doesn´t REALLY show the downward spiral- they pretty much START at rock-bottom and just feel the high of the beginning when it´s all new... I mean come on the first scene is stealing his own old lonely mothers´ TV to get drug money. That´s 100% junkie.
Speaking of the soundtrack to this movie- It´s excellent, isn´t it? Kronos Quartet on 4 violins, getting real dark, with some electronic effects, gets me every time.
I have a perverted fascination with "the gutter"- I read Charles Bukowski- I´d even say I´ve become a fanatical fan of his, I love dark music and movies. I have abused alcohol reasonably heavily when I was 18-19. I don´t drink often anymore and never really enough to get drunk. I never got hooked on it, I just succumbed to college peer pressure and exploited my physical advantages in out-drinking everybody (I´m a large, tall guy with a big wide "beer-chugging" throat. I´m the lovable fraternity-pig, if you will. I´m through with that somewhat adolescent phase though) It´s all from a safe enough distance to keep from getting sucked in though.
Edited by Shroomnibbler (01/25/08 03:58 AM)
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7928442 - 01/25/08 03:58 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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haha no worries man. im about to get involved in one of these love stories as well, with a girl who accidently o'd on fenatyl & was in a coma for a month straight. so hey, i have no room to talk 
yes i love soundtrack...i wonder if its torrent is out there.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: 40oz]
#7928501 - 01/25/08 04:54 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I found the soundtrack on a regular, one mp3 at a time p2p downloading program.
If you're gonna be with a girl who OD´d on some fucked up shit before, please make caring for her and steering her to a healthier path a higher priority than partying with her with drugs. Try and show her there is partying to be had without (at least hardcore-) drugs too.
The song you´re looking for- the Theme score- is "Summer Overture" - written by composer Clint Mansell and performed by the Kronos Quartet. You can find it if you have any experience DL´ing music.
Edited by Shroomnibbler (01/25/08 04:56 AM)
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7933353 - 01/26/08 01:39 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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I am sad and confused.
She stood me up last night. She did not answer her phone or call me back. After letting me freeze my ass off at the train station for two hours she sends me only a one-sentence text message, saying she´s not coming tonight and sleeping over at a girlfriends´ in her town and she will call me tomorrow. no apology, no explanation, no promise for a future explanation.
The night before last night, she was on the phone, melting, telling me about how glad she was she was going to see me again. She sent me an sms before bed saying how much she wishes she could fall asleep in my arms, etc. That was the last I heard from her before she stood me up like this. How is that for erratic and whimsical?
Why can´t people, especially women, just be correct? It seems like any conversation that is difficult to have for this girl, she just doesn´t have. I haven´t known her for long enough to understand what this behaviour means in her case-
I want some junkies´ opinions on this.
1. Is she angry at me for something and trying to bust my balls?
2. Did she meet a new or an old man of her interest that she is really spending the night with?
3. Did she suddenly decide she is tired of me and is breaking up with me the only way she dares to (by disappearing and not answering)?
4. Did her mother die or something and she can´t write something like this or tell me over the phone?
5. Is she oblivious that her behaviour is strange, irrational and unacceptable?
6. Is this just some shit you can expect when you´re dating a hottie and am I looking into it too much?
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7933362 - 01/26/08 01:41 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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uhh can i get a compressed version of that first post? like mebe 2 sentences long? thats easier for me to deal with right now
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7933393 - 01/26/08 01:46 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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She probably didn't want you going downstairs because some other dude had just creampied her that night before you got to the bar, or something.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: mycopsycho]
#7933396 - 01/26/08 01:47 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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don´t even read the first one. Just the last one would be interesting to get an answer to.
compression of the first post would be I met a hot cool party bitch and fucked her for a week non stop and am happy I met her.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7933488 - 01/26/08 02:13 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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I hate to say it, but it's entirely possible that she realized what a horrible, drunken mistake it was even to hang out with you. I'm sure it's something else though. I don't know, you tell us.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Ferris]
#7933499 - 01/26/08 02:16 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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We hung out for a week, not just one night. She was only drunk the first night. She went home to her parents and we called like three times a day.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7933619 - 01/26/08 03:06 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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Ah, my bad. If I could figure out why these things happen, I'd have solved a lot of mysteries in my life. My theory is that women are just irrational human beings.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Ferris]
#7933701 - 01/26/08 04:07 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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your theory my friend is sound as a drum. It just sucks. Why cant I be gay or something. fucking women
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Ferris]
#7933706 - 01/26/08 04:13 AM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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your theory my friend is sound as a drum. It just sucks. Why cant I be gay or something. fucking women
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: trent]
#7934666 - 01/26/08 12:06 PM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
#7934897 - 01/26/08 12:49 PM (16 years, 6 days ago) |
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I read all of your posts. I hate to tell you, but that one liner saying shes "sleeping at a girlfriend's" is very bad news. Sounds to me like she met another guy. I would not be surprised at all if the girl that you described has deeprooted commitment issues and is scared to get too close. I think she probably hooked up with another guy since she didnt answer any messages you left her. I just got out of a relationship of a year and six months because my girlfriend was unfaithful. She did the same thing that your "girlfriend" did whenever she was hanging out with a guy
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: jenns_hot]
#7939007 - 01/27/08 03:05 AM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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she did at least name the specific girlfriend. But her habit of getting back to people whenever she sees fit gets to me. and yes it could be a perfect mechanism for fucking around.
She left me a message asking to meet up this afternoon. I´m going to ask her where she was and what she did and if she doesnt understand she fucked me over and ill ask her to be a bit more easy to contact. She told me in advance when we first met that she hates to be too connected though. That IS a red flag.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: Shroomnibbler]
#7939410 - 01/27/08 09:12 AM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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No offense, but this doesnt sound like a great girl to be in a relationship with. You are setting yourself up for a huge let down.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: jenns_hot]
#7940608 - 01/27/08 02:43 PM (16 years, 5 days ago) |
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damn dude i read that first post and i though "wow i am happy for him"
but as the thread went on. your intuition is right man, if she is not a fan of commitment DO NOT get emotionally involved with her, have sex with her,have fun, but don't become her boyfriend. she WILL pull some fucked up shit and it WILL suck.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: evolprim]
#7950108 - 01/29/08 11:38 AM (16 years, 3 days ago) |
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so how'd it go
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7950250 - 01/29/08 12:26 PM (16 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
YawningAnus said: two possible routes this could go...
1) she hated the X and you live happily ever after. 2) she loves the X and you find yourself babysitting her every weekend, eventually she goes rolling without you one night and get boned hard by the next goofy fucker with glowsticks and backrubs.
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Re: Nice story about my apparent new girlfriend [Re: impgl]
#7950299 - 01/29/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 3 days ago) |
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aw shit i just finished reading the thread. i' m going to put down my money on she was hooking up with some one that she usually hooks up with. unless you've said your only seeing each other (and even then), especially if your in college, then don't get attached. sorry man, but its better to find out now then later. at least you got to bone her
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