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Anonymous #1

Stupid Redneck said.
    #7858473 - 01/10/08 10:13 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

"Gunna have to wait 'til da next full moon if you wanna get some mushrooms."

I was like "uhhh.. Huh?"

"Yeah, don't you know dat? Mushrooms only come up at night under a full moon, and it's best to pick 'em fresh."

I said...

"Nah man, you can actually grow mushrooms in your closet if you like, they aren't really magic you know?"

then he looked confused as fuck and said

"Well, if you grow em in ur closet den dey wont be any good cuz they need moon light to be strong"

I just kind of removed myself from the entire situation after that...


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Anonymous #1

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7858486 - 01/10/08 10:15 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Right...
Rednecks can be pretty dumb about their drugs (unless its meth)

This one guy once told me that when you go out 'shroomin', and you find a mushroom, that you should tap the top of it a few times before you pick it so it will shake some of the seeds out so that another one will grow in it's place. BECAUSE. The reason its harder to find mushrooms is because kids don't know that you're supposed to do this when you pick them.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7858492 - 01/10/08 10:16 AM (16 years, 22 days ago)

I heard two guys arguing once (rednecks) over this statement.

"Any mushrooms that grows in cow shit is a magic mushroom and they don't grow anywhere else, so if you pick on thats not growing off of cow shit, then it's probably poisonous"


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Anonymous #2

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7862095 - 01/10/08 09:54 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Right...
Rednecks can be pretty dumb about their drugs (unless its meth)

This one guy once told me that when you go out 'shroomin', and you find a mushroom, that you should tap the top of it a few times before you pick it so it will shake some of the seeds out so that another one will grow in it's place. BECAUSE. The reason its harder to find mushrooms is because kids don't know that you're supposed to do this when you pick them.




He's partly right.

If you tap the top, it'll help distribute any spores that hadn't been already distributed.

But that won't help it grow in the *same* spot.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7862145 - 01/10/08 10:00 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

One guy was telling me that he bought mushroom seeds so I asked him why he didn't grow em and he said because they're really delicate and he accidentally popped them all.

I was quite confused


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Anonymous #4

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7863899 - 01/11/08 07:39 AM (16 years, 21 days ago)

I have run across people smoking them instead of eating them.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7864107 - 01/11/08 09:33 AM (16 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have run across people smoking them instead of eating them.




In your car or on foot?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7864109 - 01/11/08 09:34 AM (16 years, 21 days ago)

I once heard.
"You gotta get em early in the morning, because when the sun comes out they go back into the ground"


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Anonymous #4

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7864902 - 01/11/08 12:50 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I have run across people smoking them instead of eating them.




In your car or on foot?




Silly person, I didn't say I had run over them. Of course on foot.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7865277 - 01/11/08 02:22 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I once heard.
"You gotta get em early in the morning, because when the sun comes out they go back into the ground"



\
:flowstone:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Stupid Redneck said. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7865321 - 01/11/08 02:30 PM (16 years, 21 days ago)

yah, a redneck once told me that you plant mushroom seeds in a bucket like a marijuana seed and it pops up and is ready to pick in the morning.

i love rednecks. hahaha


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