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OrgoneConclusion
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Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup
#7854075 - 01/09/08 02:43 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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So reads the headlines and news stories regarding a massive pileup in Florida.
Now this is not merely semantics as humans are notorious for abdicating responsibility, but the headlines should read:
"Fifty-car pileup in Florida due to total fucking idiots driving way too fast in reduced visibility conditions."
The motorists involved are victims of their own selfishness, poor judgment and erroneous sense of invincibility.
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trent
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it makes me sick to think they are already talking about lawsuits and people cashing in on this. stupid people
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Icelander
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If people were meant to drive they would have wheels instead of feet.
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Icelander]
#7854616 - 01/09/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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And if God wanted us to have hot, scantily clad babes...
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this is out of control! It's less than 30 minutes away from me, and apparently they will have the highway shut down until tomorrow.
This is a perfect example of what happens when 50 people all ride each other's asses in the fog.
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Edited by kotik (01/09/08 04:22 PM)
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Diploid
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massive pileup in Florida
It wasn't me! Really! It wasn't!
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Diploid]
#7858338 - 01/10/08 09:32 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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He said massive pile up, not massive piles.
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Wow
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perhaps the vapour became sentient, decided to crystalize and attack the traffic so rudely penetrating its thick endearing enplumance. Theres no human error in the voraciousness of a large fog-column looming out of the acrid mist to decimate a bus full of miss-america pagenteers
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Philanthropist
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: krin]
#7859921 - 01/10/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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This is very spiritually and philosophically correct. People who drive cars balls and crash balls into balls each other. Balls maybe we need to think about posting balls spiritual and philosphical posts balls on the subject. This was more balls for the pub. But i found it interesting because shrooms grow in florida and balls. Maybe they were all on balls shrooms and crashed purposely because of the states suicide balls laws and people from florida don't drive balls itchy correctly. THey shouldve ran into the pasture and grabbed a bunch of shrooms then ate them and drove to california. ballville
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Philanthropist]
#7860106 - 01/10/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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I have no idea what you just said.
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Diploid]
#7860122 - 01/10/08 03:18 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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What can u expect from the savior of mankind?
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Philanthropist
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Icelander]
#7861048 - 01/10/08 06:58 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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do u propose that mankind has been saved
Edited by Philanthropist (01/10/08 06:58 PM)
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PhanTomCat
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Philanthropist]
#7861606 - 01/10/08 08:47 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Philanthropist said: This is very spiritually and philosophically correct. People who drive cars balls and crash balls into balls each other. Balls maybe we need to think about posting balls spiritual and philosphical posts balls on the subject. This was more balls for the pub. But i found it interesting because shrooms grow in florida and balls. Maybe they were all on balls shrooms and crashed purposely because of the states suicide balls laws and people from florida don't drive balls itchy correctly. THey shouldve ran into the pasture and grabbed a bunch of shrooms then ate them and drove to california. ballville
DooooooD....!? WTF....!?  Got something on your mind....?
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: PhanTomCat]
#7861649 - 01/10/08 08:52 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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I dunno, but I want something of that stuff he's on
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: MushroomTrip]
#7861690 - 01/10/08 09:00 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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Agreed, its your everyone's own responsibilty to get to their destination safely, if you cant see more than 100 ft in front of you there's no business driving fast. Pathetic!
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Serial]
#7864009 - 01/11/08 08:55 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Florida drivers are especially terrible for some reason.
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7864013 - 01/11/08 08:58 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said: Florida drivers are especially terrible for some reason.
Because the average age is 92?
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: Philanthropist]
#7864048 - 01/11/08 09:11 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Philanthropist said: do u propose that mankind has been saved
I never propose, that's why I have money.
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Re: Smoke and fog causes 50 car pileup [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#7864052 - 01/11/08 09:12 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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And they drive huge Cadillacs with a lot of momentum.
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