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Apollyphelion
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Drug Pet Peeves

#7852493 - 01/09/08 06:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Anyone have drug-using petpeeves? These are mine pertaining to psychedelics, in a half-serious, half-humour, and half-stupid manner.

Number one: "Are you feeling it yet?" long pause..."I'll feel it when I feel it and stop feeling it when I stop!" That's like getting on The Superman (Trademark) and while your on the ride, shouting: "Hey dude, Look! Where on the Superman!" I know. Me too. Let's continue forward.

(Honestly: As annoying this question is, I am a big hippo, as I am guilty for asking it sometimes. Sue me, though. Blarrrrgh!)

"Are you still tripping?" Not as bad; Good actually, because then you know when to eat more mind-candy.

Number two: "Are you seeing stuff?" Dead stare at the loon waving his hands in front of me: "Yes, motherfucker! I paid 20 bucks for the trails. Now quit patronizing me!" Yes I see stuff, could you please move though, as what I am seeing is more interesting than what your saying. I'm tripping, not retarded, unless when you trip you feel retarded, then by all means, look at me jingle my keys!

HaHA!

Number 3: "Don't look in the mirror" and other stupid old trippin' wives tales. I can't recall any, because thankfully, I have forgotten them. Possibly, though, drugs fucked my brain up and the organic memory of the stupid add-vices such as this one, are now swiss cheese.

Swiss cheese that the mice eat who, live in the homes of the Elves that are run by the Dwarves that keep the Aliens at bay from entering my brain. That is what my brain is. At least I can keep my wits about me looking in the mirror. If you can't handle it you:

A.Shouldn't have looked in the mirror, and that old wives tale may in fact be true. It is possible, though, that I am not affected, because oddly enough I give no reflection.

B. Shouldn't be tripping. Maybe Sweatin' To The Oldies would be more towards your path of enlightenment; Young Guns 2 even...I don't know really, I became a Shaman at Community College.

C. If you are still reading this, it probably means you have a lot of tolerance for me, and yourself, in which case I'm probably right about that someone should not be freaking out in front of the mirror. Why does it lead to self-reflection when you look at it sometimes?
Apollyphelion Scratches head real hard, until bleeding occurs and the gooey, government swiss-cheese center is revealed, and aten.

Number 4: Asking for vibes on the Shroomery. I really appreciate all the vibes people have given me, however there have been problems with them, such as:

-The vibes arriving late. I'd be done with my Trip, (like the next day or two, even) and BAM! Good Vibes coming my way right in the middle of pouring a coffee at work. start crying and shit. "Excuse, ma'am, I need to use the rest room I happied all over myself"

-The Vibes just never get there. It's like I'm waiting for that Roman Fag with the Wings on His Sandals, and the damn dude never comes. I think there is a problem with the spirit-postal service--I even sent vibes to MYSELF and they never got there. I think they all the vibes get intercepted and shipped to Cancer Kids all around by a spirit version of Robin Hood. Maybe even Robin Hood's spirit.

Oh yeah! Also, when I am tripping I sit around waiting for entities, spirits, and God, and my friends and I are like "What the fuck?"
There are plenty of holes in my brain for them to enter! Why ain't dey here?"

Number 5: Myself. I'm probably my own biggest annoyance while tripping, most likely because I am usally aroun myself quite a bit of the day. You ever just get bored with yourself and only start to care about what other people have to say and do?

I'll get annoyed when stroking my ego because it is like a virgin trying to fuck a lesbian...it's extremely awkward. Suicide isn't the answer because the part of myself that WOULD kill me can't even stick around longer than 5 minutes, due to my grating, nasasly, and Weird Al-ish at times voice. :nonono:

Anything about the Drug Culture that annoys any of ya'll?

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