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Half Ounce Penis
    #7846699 - 01/08/08 01:54 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Now that i have your attention with my cleverly schemed title, which is about the time i ate 14 grams of penis envy my friend was growin. This happened about five years ago so bear with me. Im a little bored and this was a wonderful experience id like to share.

Camping......7:30p.m.
sun is just setting as i begin to tear into the half ounce of heavenly fungi i have sitting before me. Scaled out to be the most delicious trip of my life.

8:00
Just finished all 14 grams. Could of ate faster but taking into consideration the amount used i felt a trip coming on a tad bit slower was in order. My friend B and J were sitting around the not yet lit fire waiting for the 3-4 grams they ingested to kick in as well.

8:15
Starting to get a lil dark. I help in setting up a fire when it hits me. The body trip is creeping up quickly. I had no idea what was in store for me in the upcoming hours. It was as if my body had an orgasm then left. I felt fine and carried on with the fire.

8:30
The fire is lit and everyone is silent mesmorized by the fire. I was lost in the orange glow. It pulled me in and morphed into thousands of shapes, patterns, and people at a very fast rate. All i remember was being surrounded by fire watching as it turned into picture after picture. Shortly after i lost contact with fire and drew my attention towards the sky and trees. Inexplainable happenings were occuring in the trees. I felt it was trying to tell me the secret of creation and science behind it. Tried to explain this to my friends but they were to busy laughing at the way i was talking.

8:50
We decided to go to the caves, which was the reason we came in the first place. The caves is kinda underground place where the water shines off these all colored crystals that are apart of the rocks around. Going into the cave i was struck with the feeling of pure happy. Everything came together and made sense in the caves. COlors were shooting out of every nook and cranny. We remained here for about an hour just taking in the goodness. I personally became an atheist here as the rocks were reading me contradictions in the bible which i actually later found to be true. ( kinda weird huh ). Anywho i could see the words but they werent written, and i could hear the words as they werent being said. Then this beautiful music like a concert piece was mixed with a hip-hop beat that made sense and sounded good. A light show was moving itself to the beat, and the sound of soft waves accompianed in the background as a soft but much needed echo.

10:00
We returned to our fire still burning bright. How we made it back ill never know. I kept thinking we were in a different state trying to follow the same trails back to the campsite which i was sure was not their. None the less we returned sat down and began to make smores trying to talk to each other about of experiences. Problem was i was still trippin out of my mind. My friends faces looked very foreign however i knew it was them i seen animals of all shapes sizes and colors running around the woods gathering needed supplies for survival. So i attempted to listen to them but all that was coming out of their mouths were colored blocks and tartan.

10:30
Im getting a little nervous not being able to here anything except wuhhhhh wuhhhhhh wuhhhhh in a fading voice. So i decide to walk to the park and look up at the sky. Crazy.....i see the clouds moving rather with haste. Then all of the sudden they stop and zoom down right in front of my face and i could see the water molecules binding together and forming a raindrop that hit me on my nose. Which it did.(odd i thought 2nd case of deja vu tonight) anyhow i magically made it back to site where i just lay for another 45 minutes to an hour with my eyes closed reavelled in the visual essence of the mushroom until i softly fell asleep and awoke the next morning a new man


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Re: Half Ounce Penis [Re: highc]
    #7846730 - 01/08/08 02:29 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

The part in the cave sounds really cool


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Re: Half Ounce Penis [Re: deXtrous]
    #7846738 - 01/08/08 02:33 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

Aww, I wanted to see a huge penis shaped 'shroom. Ahh well, cool trip report anyway. :smile:


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Re: Half Ounce Penis [Re: highc]
    #7846774 - 01/08/08 03:03 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

God damn it i thought you could buy male prostitutes by the "ounce" now (if you know what i mean)

O well, but seriously just walking around on a pretty day (something you do every day of your life) is amazing on mushrooms. i cant imagine being in a unique situation and environment with crazy crystal rocks beaming colors back at you.

It sounds like it was a really wonderful experience.


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