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Anonymous #1

How lucky am I?
    #7843776 - 01/07/08 02:27 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

My girlfriend always lets me cum in her mouth and swallows it without even asking her to. She even swishes it around sometimes. Is this normal or am I a lucky one?


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Anonymous #2

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7843787 - 01/07/08 02:29 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

I'd say she's disgusted with herself for trying to please you.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7843806 - 01/07/08 02:32 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Healthy cum doesn't particularly taste bad. If you've been jerking it, dip your finger and try it, it's a pretty bland taste.

Your wife associates the taste with having sex.

If you're in love you do these kinds of things. If she hates it, she probably isn't fully devoted to you.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7844113 - 01/07/08 03:32 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

She hates herself, and has low self esteem. Pleasing you is the only pleasure she gets out of her miserable life, and thats the way its supposed to be.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7844152 - 01/07/08 03:40 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

my ex-girlfriend still loves to fuck me. she likes it when i cum all over her face and fuck her in the ass. you're not that lucky


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Anonymous #6

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7845460 - 01/07/08 08:19 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
She hates herself, and has low self esteem. Pleasing you is the only pleasure she gets out of her miserable life, and thats the way its supposed to be.




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Anonymous #7

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7846075 - 01/07/08 10:06 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
My girlfriend always lets me cum in her mouth and swallows it without even asking her to. She even swishes it around sometimes. Is this normal or am I a lucky one?




No your girl is just a whore and with a couple bottles of mikes hard lemonade I am sure she would swish my nut around too


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Anonymous #8

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7846120 - 01/07/08 10:16 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Did you loose one in a tragic accident? Uni-ball.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7846270 - 01/07/08 10:51 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Does she let you dehumidify her large intestine?


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Anonymous #8

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7846305 - 01/07/08 10:56 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Nut as in spunk, got it. I'm a moron.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7847362 - 01/08/08 10:51 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
She hates herself, and has low self esteem.  Pleasing you is the only pleasure she gets out of her miserable life, and thats the way its supposed to be.







:lolocaust:


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Anonymous #10

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7853769 - 01/09/08 01:49 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Did you loose one in a tragic accident? Uni-ball.




thats funny, i've got 3, you wanna trade something for my extra?


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Anonymous #8

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7853783 - 01/09/08 01:51 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

I'll trade you a pound of LSD for your testicle.


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Anonymous #11

Re: How lucky am I? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7853939 - 01/09/08 02:17 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

fuckit...I'll sell mine for that  :naughty:


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