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Poppygod
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Drug tests
#7843462 - 01/07/08 01:04 PM (16 years, 25 days ago) |
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Any suggestions on beating probation drug tests? Thanks .!
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robbyberto
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Poppygod]
#7843484 - 01/07/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 25 days ago) |
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Don't do drugs that they test for. It's not worth it.
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Plok
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Poppygod]
#7843485 - 01/07/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 25 days ago) |
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Yeah, check the search engine. There are like 1000 of these threads.
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allreadyused
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Poppygod]
#7854499 - 01/09/08 03:58 PM (16 years, 23 days ago) |
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If it wasn't a test for probation I would say fake piss. But you'll most likely be watched while you provide a sample so that's no good. You may be able to get away with using the whizzinator. But I wouldn't chance it. http://www.whizzinator.com/index.html
 My advice would be to not use drugs while there is a chance you'll get piss tested. A few month without drugs at home is better than a few months without drugs in prison.
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emrandel
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The place I go to watches out for whizzinators. They've busted countless kids with them. The guy who supervises always tells me he can tell the difference between rubber and skin.
Just go clean. If you can't go clean, you have to recognize you have a problem. It's a pleasant change, it'll take up to 6 weeks to rebalance your seratonin levels but it's a good thing once in a while. Not to mention you can still eat mushrooms and drop acid. And I guess you can use nitrous too. Not to mention alcohol.
You'll be fine, I've been on about half a dozen various probations in different counties. You just gotta buckle down and get through it.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Drug tests [Re: emrandel]
#7857914 - 01/10/08 07:14 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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emrandel said: The place I go to watches out for whizzinators. They've busted countless kids with them. The guy who supervises always tells me he can tell the difference between rubber and skin.
Do they actually look at your cock while you piss?
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fastfred
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Re: Drug tests [Re: emrandel]
#7858124 - 01/10/08 08:27 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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emrandel said: The place I go to watches out for whizzinators. They've busted countless kids with them.
That's just that sick pedophile's excuse for grabbing kids cocks.
I bet he also says that the only way to tell for sure is to stroke it and see if it ejaculates.
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Chemy
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Re: Drug tests *DELETED* [Re: emrandel]
#7858444 - 01/10/08 10:05 AM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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allreadyused
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Chemy]
#7860284 - 01/10/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 22 days ago) |
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The place I go to watches out for whizzinators. They've busted countless kids with them. The guy who supervises always tells me he can tell the difference between rubber and skin.
That's why I said don't take the chance, go clean. Just in case you thought your job sucks... Imagine your job is to look dudes cocks all day and watch them piss.
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Do they actually look at your cock while you piss?
For a probation test, yes. Not for employment tests though; law requires the employer to give you at least some privacy.
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What kind of a bitch gets paid to look at dicks all day. What does that bitch tell his wife or kids when he gets home after work?
What kind of bitch? Probation Officers most likely a a borderline homosexual. What does he say? Not sure, but I'll bet he's full of himself thinking he's doing a good thing for society.
Here's what I wonder... What if the dude he's watching has a cock that's much bigger than his? Does he get jealous and act like more of a prick to the dude?
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Seuss
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That's why I said don't take the chance, go clean. Just in case you thought your job sucks... Imagine your job is to look dudes cocks all day and watch them piss.
Even more frightening... imagine the kind of person that would take such a job.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Seuss]
#7863834 - 01/11/08 07:00 AM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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HELP WANTED
Experienced cock-lookers
Flexible hours Competitive wages No criminal record check
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clover606
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wow that sucks for you guys my POs dont look at my dick when i fill up the cup, if they tried id flip.
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johnm214



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well thats just cuz you're so hardcore
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Molasses
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Re: Drug tests [Re: johnm214]
#7867309 - 01/11/08 11:14 PM (16 years, 21 days ago) |
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i'd rub it softly while i pissed just to get him all hot and bothered, hahahaha
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fastfred
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Re: Drug tests [Re: Molasses]
#7868361 - 01/12/08 08:47 AM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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Just go in there and start jacking off. Tell him you have to get rid of your erection before you can give him a sample.
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spock
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Re: Drug tests [Re: fastfred]
#7868734 - 01/12/08 11:30 AM (16 years, 20 days ago) |
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vitamins and lots of water. i had randoms for 14 months once a week. i fucked up twice though.
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