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budmanman
OTD Masterbater



Registered: 02/07/07
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Help Side Nitice epedemic.
#7837792 - 01/05/08 11:35 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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Now you might be asking what is this side nitis? Is this just some bull crap you made up?
In a way....... yes.
We have no idea what the name of our real disease is.
But what ever it is it is highly contagious. Because everyone who has been even just near me has it, but also people I have not seen for a long time even have it too! Strange.
Symptoms.
On and off as in 3 days of sever (right) side pain and then 3 days of almost 0 effects from the disease. Then bam the side nitis hits out of nowere severely once again. One person and only ones left side hurts instead.
On and off fevers and muscle cramping pains.
On and off runny nose. This one on and off's every hour it seems. And by on and off I mean it will run real bad for an hour and then be cracker cracking dry for an hour.
Head dizzyness and hard time thinking.
Oh and to top it off our symptoms are exactly alike. And my friend has it that I live with and he cought it 2 days ahead of me. And if he starts hurting bam 2 days later I am in the same place and then he starts feeling better and in 2 days I start to feel better. And then it just hits us again and again.
My friends brother. who we suspect we got it from says he has had it for 1.5 months. And finally is starting to think about going to the doctor after we used our fist to influence his gimp ass.
Cause we do not have insurance and he does.
What is this?????
-------------------- Everything I have ever said is total bogus bs I am full of crud therefore everything I say should never be taken literal. And I am mentally unstable.
Edited by budmanman (01/05/08 11:37 PM)
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some1whoisntme
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Re: Help Side Nitice epedemic. [Re: budmanman]
#7840496 - 01/06/08 05:15 PM (16 years, 26 days ago) |
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Relax. With a bit more info I may be able to assist you. Describe the pain in more detail. There are like 37 words to describe pain or something. flickering quivering Pulsing throbbing beating pounding tiring exhausting jumping flashing shooting sickening suffocating pricking drilling stabbing lancinating fearful frightful terrifying sharp cutting lacerating punishing grueling cruel vicious killing pinching pressing growing cramping crushing wretched blinding tugging pulling wrenching annoying troublesome miserable intense unbearable hot burning scalding searing spreadilng radiating penetrating piercing tingling itchy smarting stinging tight numb drawing squeezing tearing dull sore hurting aching heavy cool cold freezing tender taut rasping splitting nagging nauseating aganozing dreadful torturing
Oh, and describe the location where you usually get this pain.
EDIT: I had an idea... how do you usually sleep? I fell asleep on a couch with my head to one side and my entire neck and back hurt forever... Try lying on your back.
Edited by some1whoisntme (01/06/08 05:24 PM)
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Huehuecoyotl
Fading Slowly


Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 10,685
Loc: On the Border
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Re: Help Side Nitice epedemic. [Re: budmanman]
#7840853 - 01/06/08 07:05 PM (16 years, 26 days ago) |
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Sounds like bullshit to me...
-------------------- "A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda
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