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Invisibleblkjkrabbit

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when you realize you're a tool...
    #7834537 - 01/05/08 05:36 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

You start fucking hating people. People that want to throw parties at your house but never hang out with you or even bother to learn your name. People that change your music from something awesome to some shitty club rap song they listen to when they drink. People that just want to fuck on your bed, and drink your beer/smoke your weed, bump your system, but sacrifice as little and be as selfish as possible while they're doing it. People don't care who you are unless they can use you somehow. I'm at the point where I don't want to answer my phone for a while, turn down parties, and just stay alone or something for a while. I'd rather be alone and friendless than have lots of "friends" who just use me as a tool. :kingcrankey:

p.s. it's 4:35 am here and I'm just getting my house quiet. 2 people are fucking in my bathroom, my best friend is drunk passed out on our couch. i'm in bed alone, again. yay. fuck parties


Edited by blkjkrabbit (01/05/08 09:12 PM)


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7834552 - 01/05/08 05:47 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

you gotta lay down some ground rules at the start of the night man


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: sam420]
    #7834556 - 01/05/08 05:49 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i know we usually try to but at some point there's a disconnect where either i'm too drunk off in my own world or my roommates are, and so we have to crawl out of the drunk hole back into sobriety so we can regulate shit in the house.

p.s. if you like metal, try some downfall - it's got some tasty fucking solos

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7834563 - 01/05/08 05:59 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

nice.  used to be a hardcore metalhead, these days i neglect it too much in favour of drum n bass :nonono:





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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: sam420]
    #7834574 - 01/05/08 06:13 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: veda_sticks]
    #7834629 - 01/05/08 06:55 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

lamb of god  :headbanger:  :rockon:  :rockon:  :rockon:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7834646 - 01/05/08 07:15 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Unfortunately, if you let people walk over you then they will.

People just push boundaries, see how far they can go. I expect you do as well.

If I were you, I woulda gone in the bathroom and said "let me hit that shit or you can go fuck in an alley".


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Ego Death]
    #7834832 - 01/05/08 09:40 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

yeah dude, thats pretty fucked up.

but the best thing you can do is confront them.
why throw a party if you get nothing out of it?


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Ego Death]
    #7834856 - 01/05/08 09:52 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Unfortunately, if you let people walk over you then they will.

People just push boundaries, see how far they can go.





Some people are like that, not all.

With people who truly respect you you have a shot at becoming true friends.

Being used sucks. You could set off a bug bomb in the room to make a statement, but I think it's a lost cause. Some people are just like locusts.

Building serious friendships relies on spending quality time together in groups of 2-5 people. Any more and group mentality sets in.

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7834863 - 01/05/08 09:55 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

you choose the shape and function of this tool,
becomb an avatar of your choosing and vessel the se dmons


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7835673 - 01/05/08 01:40 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

sounds like my buddys place where I lived for a couple months

imo your getting a lil too mature for the constant party life(I got sick of it FAST) its shallow and leaves you feeling empty(as u seem to feel right now)

these ppl ARE using you(take it from someone who is usually used) you will probably never see most of them again if you call a stop too using your place like its their own personal party shack

pull the plug and find some real friends man...there are good ppl out there who truely care(they can be hard to find with all the assholes surrounding them tho unfortunately)


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7835689 - 01/05/08 01:46 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

eeeww, I don't want people fucking in my bed! you let people get away with that?


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7835702 - 01/05/08 01:48 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7835737 - 01/05/08 02:01 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
eeeww, I don't want people fucking in my bed! you let people get away with that?




nah none of them go in my room, i was at least smart enough to get a lock as soon as i moved in and keep my room off limits. instead they just fuck on our couch, our pool table, our bathroom, etc. this house is a fucking zoo when people are over here, and girls become this massive distraction for everyone. 3-4 guys trying to make moves on the same girl gets confusing and just downright stupid.

anywho, thanks for the advice guys - i was just really pissed about this shit and wanted to write it out/listen to some metal. these stupid fucking parties are getting left at the damn door from now on. fucking bullshit


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7835757 - 01/05/08 02:05 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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blkjkrabbit said:
You start fucking hating people. People that want to throw parties at your house but never hang out with you or even bother to learn your name. People that change your music from something awesome to some shitty club rap song they listen to when they drink. People that just want to fuck on your bed, and drink your beer/smoke your weed, bump your system, but sacrifice as little and be as selfish as possible while they're doing it. People don't care who you are unless they can use you somehow. I'm at the point where I don't want to answer my phone for a while, turn down parties, and just stay alone or something for a while. I'd rather be alone and friendless than have lots of "friends" who just use me as a tool.



wow..this sounds like my life for a minute there (before my roommate finally laid down the law and threw everybody out one night, and told em all not to come back)



I'm actually kinda glad he did too  :smirk:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Muppet]
    #7835765 - 01/05/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7835766 - 01/05/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
eeeww, I don't want people fucking in my bed! you let people get away with that?



saddly...this has happened to me before  :sad:

it started out with one girl getting entirely too wasted, so I took her up to my bed so she could sleep it off

needless to say though - it wasn't long before somebody decided to go 'check up on her'  :rolleyes:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7835775 - 01/05/08 02:09 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

it was constant metal at my buds place

but it was made up of mostly punks/hippys

I was definitely the most peaceful of the bunch

my buddy beat the shit outta this guy who threw a rock through his window and glass flew and cut this chick on her face and RIGHT next to her jugular and 3 of us went after him(I was only there to make sure things stayed fair tho)

it was priceless and my buddy ended up beating him to the point where the kid looked like a zombie

yet he gets up and follows my buddy(Not swinging or anything) just following him(like a zombie lol) it must have looked like something outta night of the living dead to onlookers....my buddy did NOT want to hurt this guy anymore(plus he broke his hand on his face) and refused to indulge so he just kept walking away and it was just all really odd and messy(on the way back I noticed a CHUNK of flesh on his back)

one of our friends(who REALLY loves everything bloody and evil etc) was sooo upset that she missed the fight(it was brewing for a long time) and she went back to the spot where this guys blood was ALL over rocks right by train tracks and she collected those rocks and has them in a bowl on display in her house

my point...I was definitely the most peaceful of the bunch


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Muppet]
    #7835791 - 01/05/08 02:13 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

sorry to hear that blk.

i don't think you're too much of an exception though, nearly every big party I go to, people just completely disrespect the host and house. there's so much drinking and confusion that people really stop giving a fuck about anything.

i just throw small parties for this very reason, 10 or so very close friends.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7835824 - 01/05/08 02:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

nice hijack :justdontknow:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: appleorange]
    #7835830 - 01/05/08 02:23 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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sorry to hear that blk.

i don't think you're too much of an exception though, nearly every big party I go to, people just completely disrespect the host and house. there's so much drinking and confusion that people really stop giving a fuck about anything.

i just throw small parties for this very reason, 10 or so very close friends.




yeah man we've been finding that out too late. it's impossible to regulate at some point if you don't have enough sober friends who actually give a fuck. my roomies and i are done though, we're calling off the parties until our birthdays, which'll be invite only thank god


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7835836 - 01/05/08 02:24 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I hate most people. I am a ghost to most people. People are slaves and forgot their true feelings and replaced them with the worry of conformity. You gotta have a chill ass group of friends to throw a 'clean' party ya know.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7835850 - 01/05/08 02:29 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

not trying to hijack just adding a story that ties into what your posting about

thats what good threads are about...relating personal experiences and opinions to the original thread poster(or anyone posting really)


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7836025 - 01/05/08 03:15 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Iamthewalrus said:
not trying to hijack just adding a story that ties into what your posting about

thats what good threads are about...relating personal experiences and opinions to the original thread poster(or anyone posting really)




yeah for real rabbit. it's a thread..


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: freddurgan]
    #7836433 - 01/05/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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freddurgan said:
Quote:

Iamthewalrus said:
not trying to hijack just adding a story that ties into what your posting about

thats what good threads are about...relating personal experiences and opinions to the original thread poster(or anyone posting really)




yeah for real rabbit. it's a thread..




good call man my bad sorry i'm still just steaming about some of this shit lately. i love you shroomerites


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Tangerines]
    #7836463 - 01/05/08 04:59 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Tangerines said:
I hate most people. I am a ghost to most people. People are slaves and forgot their true feelings and replaced them with the worry of conformity.  You gotta have a chill ass group of friends to throw a 'clean' party ya know.




I know what you're saying man, and we've had our cool parties with just a few friends but it usually spirals out of control with people calling eachother without asking permisiion and shit just gets out of hand. No one even bothers to learn who's house it is, or who's beer they're drinking. I always felt like I was missing out when people talk about how much they partied and how crazy it was blah blah blah, now I couldn't want to be further from that shit sometimes. I won't be a fuckin tool no mo :rockon:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7837267 - 01/05/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7837310 - 01/05/08 09:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Wow it's stories like these which remind me how much I appreciate my friends.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Emong]
    #7837325 - 01/05/08 09:27 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Yeah dude, in no way is it cool to have so many strangers being so incredibly disrespectful. I'm glad I have some true friends, I just wish people could exercise some common courtesy at the least. It continually amazes me how rude and disrespectful all these people are, to us and our neighbors. Well they can fuck off and find another tool :crankey:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7837372 - 01/05/08 09:40 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

You should blast Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy next time they have their parties. Put it on repeat.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: Sheepish]
    #7837858 - 01/05/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I did something like that last time actually haha. I played some in flames tracks and people started dispersing right quick, it was awesome. My metal friends and I were rockin out while these club rap bitches ran from "the angry music". :yesnod::rockon::rofl:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7840413 - 01/06/08 04:54 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

nice little update right here. found out some fucking ASSHOLE stole my ipod at one of these parties too. :kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey::kingcrankey:


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7840486 - 01/06/08 05:12 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I never got why people have to be such losers at parties... I mean yea were drunk and having a good time, why does that have to relate to being inconsiderate and a douche bag.

One thing to have a good time, another to mess with a persons house and be a complete idiot. Being chill and cool +++ being an ass and fucking things up -


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #7840707 - 01/06/08 06:10 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I know dude I just don't fucking get it sometimes. I never crash a party and think to myself, "hmmm, I'm drinking their beer and they're putting this whole thing on, I guess I'd better steal something from them for their efforts." :banghead: FUUUUUCK!


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7840729 - 01/06/08 06:18 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

As bad as it is to say, in those situations I think kicking ass goes a long way, need to be safe about it but sometimes people need some smack laid down. :rolleyes: kills the party vibe though.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #7840969 - 01/06/08 07:31 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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LukeMWSki said:
As bad as it is to say, in those situations I think kicking ass goes a long way, need to be safe about it but sometimes people need some smack laid down. :rolleyes: kills the party vibe though.




I completely agree dude, had I seen someone stealing my shit I would've let fists fly. I've been training in wing chun and mma for 7 years and I have no problem fighting, but I'll exhaust every other option before it comes to that.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7841054 - 01/06/08 07:49 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I got a four step program that would solve all these problems:

1) Throw a party and invite everyone
2) Burn the house down with everyone inside
3) ????
4) Profit


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: MeatyVitamin]
    #7847546 - 01/08/08 11:52 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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MeatyVitamin said:
I got a four step program that would solve all these problems:

1) Throw a party and invite everyone
2) Burn the house down with everyone inside
3) ????
4) Profit




i don't know what these four step things are from,
but they fucking crack me up.

the first time i saw it was in the thread about scams.


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: igwna]
    #7847696 - 01/08/08 12:32 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

south parks' underpant gnomes. quoted from wikipedia

Quote:


The Underpants gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

1. Collect Underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does. The three-step business plan has become a recurring joke (and a snowclone) on websites like 4chan, Slashdot, Digg, and Fark.





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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7847737 - 01/08/08 12:43 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

tool sucks


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7847756 - 01/08/08 12:47 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

lol troll


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: sam420]
    #7847761 - 01/08/08 12:48 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

lol, scotland


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7847771 - 01/08/08 12:50 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

stfu or we will send our king mel gibson to destroy your lands


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: sam420]
    #7847775 - 01/08/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

im gonna pm you my lil cock now


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #7847777 - 01/08/08 12:51 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

seen it


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Re: when you realise you're a tool... [Re: sam420]
    #7847795 - 01/08/08 12:55 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

pm sent


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