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StonedShroom
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strip clubs?
#7834365 - 01/05/08 01:52 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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so, I'm 25, and a lesbian, and have yet been to a strip club.
all the ones I see in movies look pretty lame.
are they as fun as everyone portrays... or is it usually just a bunch of skanks doing stupid shit for dollar bills?
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moosehead
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go to one and find out. i went on my 18th cus it was free. boring more or less.
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: moosehead]
#7834375 - 01/05/08 02:07 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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Not much of a brag right, but I've been to strip clubs in 7 states. They're always a dynamic way to experience a cross section of white trash and cellulite.
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: Crasher]
#7834379 - 01/05/08 02:14 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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best strip club i've ever gone to is in las vegas. there is a club called spearmint rhino where the girls are 10 to 1 guy. lets just say theres about 300 hott girls walking around at all times.
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Prisoner#1
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StonedShroom said: are they as fun as everyone portrays...
the fun is directly proportional to the cash flow
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maggotz


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i hadn't been to one in a few years but i did a couple weeks ago and it was ok. hot chicks getting naked, what's not to like? but prisoner is correct, too.
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TheFakeSunRa
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Quote:
StonedShroom said:
are they as fun as everyone portrays... or is it usually just a bunch of skanks doing stupid shit for dollar bills?
If you like watching skanks doing stupid shit for dollar bills they're as fun as everyone portrays.
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ToTheSummit
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I have a real dislike for strip clubs. Don't get me wrong...I love naked women and its definately a turn on to have one rubbing herself on me. But thats the problem...I am horny but it ends there. For some reason it makes me really angry to pay someone just to tease me and not finish the job. Thats why I think whorehouses are great, you get what you are paying for. But going to a strip club is like going in to a restaurant when you are really hungry, odering from the menu, having them set a plate of food in front of you...and then after staring at it for 15 minutes you have to pay the bill and go home still hungry!
The only time I end up in strip clubs is when I am doing things with friends like bachelor parties. And then I get great entertainment out of fucking with the girls. I refuse to give money to them so instead I pretend not to be interested and throw out quips like "I'm only here for the beer." or "How about I take off my clothes for you and we call it even." or if a girl asks if I want a lap dance I'll say "Sure, you got some hot dudes in here for me?!". They never get angry with me because they are milking hundreds of dollars from my friends. And usually, if done with a bit of humor and you're not being a dick, the girls will start to realise you are not the regular strip club patron (and you aren't gonna be handing out money) and they start to act different with you. I've often had girls come over and sit down and bullshit with me while they are on thier breaks.
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Quote:
ToTheSummit said: I have a real dislike for strip clubs. Don't get me wrong...I love naked women and its definately a turn on to have one rubbing herself on me. But thats the problem...I am horny but it ends there. For some reason it makes me really angry to pay someone just to tease me and not finish the job. Thats why I think whorehouses are great, you get what you are paying for. But going to a strip club is like going in to a restaurant when you are really hungry, odering from the menu, having them set a plate of food in front of you...and then after staring at it for 15 minutes you have to pay the bill and go home still hungry!
The only time I end up in strip clubs is when I am doing things with friends like bachelor parties. And then I get great entertainment out of fucking with the girls. I refuse to give money to them so instead I pretend not to be interested and throw out quips like "I'm only here for the beer." or "How about I take off my clothes for you and we call it even." or if a girl asks if I want a lap dance I'll say "Sure, you got some hot dudes in here for me?!". They never get angry with me because they are milking hundreds of dollars from my friends. And usually, if done with a bit of humor and you're not being a dick, the girls will start to realise you are not the regular strip club patron (and you aren't gonna be handing out money) and they start to act different with you. I've often had girls come over and sit down and bullshit with me while they are on thier breaks.
haha, I can relate to this one. I've been to strip clubs on 3 or 4 occasions due to the guys being drunk and wanting to see some titties. I make it pretty clear that I am just there because of my friends and the girls usually sit next to me when not dancing and talk about their kids or college or some such like that, lol.
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Prisoner#1 said:
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StonedShroom said: are they as fun as everyone portrays...
the fun is directly proportional to the cash flow
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machination
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these are woman supporting themself in an honest fashion, got to respect them, they are nice because you give them money but sometimes they are nice because they are cool i dont spend money in these locals
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if you find the good one where the chicks are hot and you can at least get a nice hand job after your lap dance then it's fun to do once.
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Its funny how if you are around for about an hour without spending much, you basicly get "flagged". Meaning the girls wont come around to flirt or nothing. Sometimes the good ones can tell you dont have any money from the start. Do you want to PWN the whole club???? Take a 100 dollar bill and put it on top of a huge stack of ones, make sure you flash that shit. Very soon the bitches will be all over like stink on shit.
Stay away from the ones with big cover charges, there will be less people and the girls will cost more, its a vicious cycle that can be balanced out by a proper choice and experience. Anyone familiar with the Alaskan Bush Company in Phoenix????
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to me a strip club is just a place for the "guys" or "girls" to just hang out, drink, and watch some titties jiggle around. some goto a bar to watch sports games, i goto a bar to watch titties. i had a friend that went every friday night with a good friend of his just to roll and hang out. the best titty bars are the BYOB.
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Strip clubs are a waste of money, i get enough tease on the internet. I have been to a strip club many times in the past, but it is all just a tease. Id rather save my money and go to Nevada and get me a legal whore at a whorehouse.
Edited by Skunk420 (01/05/08 10:23 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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The high-class ones where the girls are smoking hot and you can blow $100,000 a night are awesome I'm sure. 99% of strip clubs are nasty though and are populated by losers looking at ugly chicks dancing. I'm sorry, but if you have stretch marks all over your body, you're significantly overweight, have bad tattoos, and your face looks like it was run over by a truck....you should not be dancing naked in front of people. That's what most strippers look like. And a lot of them are drug addicts and fucked up in general.
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machination
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: Skunk420]
#7834930 - 01/05/08 10:23 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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kids in candy stores
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Sell Your Soul
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I never understood how some woman could enjoy standing on a stage stripping and poll dancing for complete strangers. Either those kinds of jobs must pay very well, or the woman in question is most desperate for work. But hey, it beats prostitution, right?
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Skunk420


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Ever strip club I been too they were hot as fuck women, you must be going to a total loser club then.
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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StonedShroom said: are they as fun as everyone portrays...
the fun is directly proportional to the cash flow
Pris knows his shit.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: Skunk420]
#7834948 - 01/05/08 10:28 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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Skunk420 said: Ever strip club I been too they were hot as fuck women, you must be going to a total loser club then.
Yeah...pretty much. I remember going to one and one of the dancers was 8 months pregnant.
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Skunk420


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wtf? hey they have strip clubs in Utah that they make them wear pasties on thier nipples and make then still wear panties. Even in Ghetto Ogden Utah they had fine looking women on stage..well atleast an 8 anyway..and none of them were fat, gross looking or anything like that, or I dont think they would work there anymore. They had a total nude strip club a few years back but you had tp pay $20 for just the cover charge and they didnt even serve alcohol because they were totally nude! But you only had to be 18 to get into the total nude club though. But in Utah they dont allow lap dancing or anything...but if you paid them enough you could get laid by some of them im sure, but you would have to be rich enough.
Edited by Skunk420 (01/05/08 10:40 AM)
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I would definitely not go back there! 
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I've never been real big on strip clubs myself...most of the time the women are mediocre at best / the drinks are generally more expensive then they are other places / and it's either a lame floor show, or an incredible cock tease (depending entirely on whether you just simply sit back an watch, or if you get all into it with stuffing bills down women's chonies / lap dances / and all that other malarkey)
so you either sit around and be bored, or you play around and be broke
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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StonedShroom said: are they as fun as everyone portrays...
the fun is directly proportional to the cash flow
Pris knows his shit.
pris has lived with several strippers, it works the same way in their home life
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maggotz


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pics or it didn't happen.
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disturbed
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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StonedShroom said: are they as fun as everyone portrays...
the fun is directly proportional to the cash flow
I've found that the fun is exponentially proportional to the amount of cocaine you have. In my experience blow at a strip club is usually better than cash. You make it known you have some blow and 90% of stippers will be down for whatever. Blowing lines off boobies FTW!
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: disturbed]
#7835294 - 01/05/08 12:12 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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I like when you can see their tits!
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Prisoner#1
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: maggotz]
#7835295 - 01/05/08 12:12 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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maggotz said: pics or it didn't happen.
this aint OTD
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Re: strip clubs? [Re: maggotz]
#7835583 - 01/05/08 01:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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I generally have fun, you will spend money but I wouldn't go if you can't afford it. I spent 300 on one chick on halloween because she just didnt really stop and I didnt want it to either. I would never go to a whore house though, just not my style. I had one stripper text messaging me to come down, and I always got lap dances but she didnt really need to call ME to make money, she was just a regular person. she didn't seem terribly interested in my money due to the fact that she didnt need me there, just wanted me to i guess. We went to the same school although she was younger than I was and I graduated before she started high school.
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if goin slow is up go to someone who knows what theyre doin that way if things spin out youve always got that to stop you, there dont seem to be twist here.
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