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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7834676 - 01/05/08 07:40 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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StonedShroom said:
GOD

this is the third fucking post about your fucking kava kava

"sink blender thing"

do you mean the GARBAGE DISPOSAL? how were you going to catch the blended product? Did you undo the pipe under the sink and have a bowl ready to catch it?

I mean seriously. God. Sorry for flaming you in the pub, but the only thing dumber you could have done is stick your penis in the "sink cock ring thingy" after making two posts about how you were going to fuck some hot girl.




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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7834679 - 01/05/08 07:44 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Oracle Of Delphi said:
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StonedShroom said:
GOD

this is the third fucking post about your fucking kava kava

"sink blender thing"

do you mean the GARBAGE DISPOSAL? how were you going to catch the blended product? Did you undo the pipe under the sink and have a bowl ready to catch it?

I mean seriously. God. Sorry for flaming you in the pub, but the only thing dumber you could have done is stick your penis in the "sink cock ring thingy" after making two posts about how you were going to fuck some hot girl.




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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: royer]
    #7834684 - 01/05/08 07:49 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

reeferaddict, why do i get the feeling that in the event of a fire the first thing you would reach for is a paper towel?


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #7834754 - 01/05/08 08:57 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

There might be a reset button on the disposal, at my last place it had one( but that will only matter if the disposal wont come on) also go to your hardware store and buy a snake, I have clogged my drains so many times it's not funny, also you can get liquid plumber, next option take off the disposal from the sink and clean the bitch out.......... You are most likely not fucked most clogged drains aren't as bad as what the plumber might want you to think so he can get his money.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834763 - 01/05/08 08:59 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard so far this year. :lol:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7834765 - 01/05/08 09:00 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i think they meant fucked as in "you're not getting you drugs back" fucked.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834780 - 01/05/08 09:10 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

His last post in this thread at 49 minutes past the hour...
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reeferaddict69 said:
theres nothing I can do?  you think i need maintenance?




His last 2 post of the night (in the other thread):

50 minutes past the hour...
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reeferaddict69 said:
I just downed it 5 mins ago..my lips and tongue are completely numb.  Looking forward to some good euphoria.




53 minutes past the hour...
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reeferaddict69 said:
the kavas kicking in now..alls well that ends well. shit im high as fuck




And he hasn't been seen from since.

:what:  Somethings not adding up?


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: coda]
    #7834794 - 01/05/08 09:21 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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coda said:
i think they meant fucked as in "you're not getting you drugs back" fucked.




Oh I guess I miss understood, but he could easily clog the shit that way too, that is way too much to be putting in all at once. I'm not at all sorry to say that if you tried to use your disposal as a blender you deserve to get flamed.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7834801 - 01/05/08 09:25 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I even googled "sink blender", just to give him the benefit of a doubt.  Who knows?  Maybe there was some new invention I was unaware of....



But nope.  He did indeed stick it in his garbage disposal...  :nonono:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7835114 - 01/05/08 11:20 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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StonedShroom said:
GOD

this is the third fucking post about your fucking kava kava

"sink blender thing"

do you mean the GARBAGE DISPOSAL?  how were you going to catch the blended product? Did you undo the pipe under the sink and have a bowl ready to catch it?

I mean seriously. God. Sorry for flaming you in the pub, but the only thing dumber you could have done is stick your penis in the "sink cock ring thingy" after making two posts about how you were going to fuck some hot girl.




:lol:

"sink blender" - that's the funniest shit I've heard all week :lol:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #7836101 - 01/05/08 03:35 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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UnholyChild666 said:
There might be a reset button on the disposal, at my last place it had one( but that will only matter if the disposal wont come on) also go to your hardware store and buy a snake, I have clogged my drains so many times it's not funny, also you can get liquid plumber, next option take off the disposal from the sink and clean the bitch out.......... You are most likely not fucked most clogged drains aren't as bad as what the plumber might want you to think so he can get his money.




Thx for some real advise unholy..yes I knew you guys would flame me as I deserved it..but what the hell..ya live and ya learn. I'm sure you guys have done some retarded shit in your life to..


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7836149 - 01/05/08 03:47 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i've definitely done retarded shit in my life, but nothing that retarded. sorry.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7836168 - 01/05/08 03:51 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

reefer, I can't even begin to think of the logic behind this.

how did you think a blade located in your drain pipe meant to chop up food and suck it down, was going thoroughly mix up your kava somehow return it to you?


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OfflineIamthewalrus
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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: moosehead]
    #7836203 - 01/05/08 03:57 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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just learn from your mistake.




agreed and kudos for having the balls to post about doing something so... funny :P we've all had our moments man believe me

every person insulting you right now has done something stupider(:P) in all probability


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: appleorange]
    #7836215 - 01/05/08 04:00 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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appleorange said:
reefer, I can't even begin to think of the logic behind this.

how did you think a blade located in your drain pipe meant to chop up food and suck it down, was going thoroughly mix up your kava somehow return it to you?




dood I think you guys are thinking I used the blade to chop up the kava..HELL NO!!!  I used it after I already made the tea so the kava was drained of its kavalactones.  Yea I'm not that retarded..but I am retarded enough to use the garbage disposal to dispose of 227 grams of kava.:sad:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7836222 - 01/05/08 04:03 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

and yes the 227 grams of kava got  me quite high:thumbup:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7836241 - 01/05/08 04:06 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Way to clarify that in your first post lol :doh:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Robo]
    #7836318 - 01/05/08 04:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Omni said:
Way to clarify that in your first post lol :doh:




l0lz0Rz, I'm probably gonna get liquid plumber today..it betta fucking work!  My shower head broke too!! fucking hell..what a week this has been.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7836348 - 01/05/08 04:28 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Liquid plumber doesn't really do shit if there's no drainage at all, snake it first.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Jadian]
    #7836416 - 01/05/08 04:48 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

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Jadian said:
Liquid plumber doesn't really do shit if there's no drainage at all, snake it first.




how much are snakes and where can I find 'em? Are they easy to use?


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