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Kraken Kratom Shop: Buy Kava Tea

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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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I'm officialy fucking retarded..
    #7834085 - 01/04/08 11:34 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

sorry to make a new thread but..I put the 227 grams of kava in my sink and attempted to use the sink blender thing but it ended up getting stuck(who woulda thunk it). wow im so fucking retarded!! what should I do? please don't flame, retardation is a given..


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834087 - 01/04/08 11:34 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

and no I haven't drank the kava yet..im just retarded


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834094 - 01/04/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

sink blender thing?

garbage disposal?


you're fucked.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7834102 - 01/04/08 11:41 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

that thing is so fuck dirty, you would probably die from all the bacteria


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7834109 - 01/04/08 11:43 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

you are some sort of pantsboi wanna bejerkoff
its really not apealing
:pantsfase:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: notapillow]
    #7834117 - 01/04/08 11:48 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

notapillow said:
you are some sort of pantsboi wanna bejerkoff
its really not apealing
:pantsfase:





What the F&$k???


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7834121 - 01/04/08 11:49 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
sink blender thing?

garbage disposal?


you're fucked.




theres nothing I can do? you think i need maintenance?


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834134 - 01/04/08 11:54 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Lol, just lol.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834160 - 01/05/08 12:04 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

why did you put it in the sink


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #7834167 - 01/05/08 12:06 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

whose idea was it to try the garbage disposal? i just have to know. I assume drugs were involved.

and yeah your fucked. sorry.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834170 - 01/05/08 12:07 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

reeferaddict69 said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
sink blender thing?

garbage disposal?


you're fucked.




theres nothing I can do?  you think i need maintenance?




I think that's a judgment call on your part,, :wink:
I hope you don't use that thing for prepin meals,, :lol:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834177 - 01/05/08 12:08 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

haha what an idiot


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Robo]
    #7834188 - 01/05/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

the garbage disposal? :ilold: :ilold:

that IS brilliant. my heart goes out to you for that decision.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834189 - 01/05/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

GOD

this is the third fucking post about your fucking kava kava

"sink blender thing"

do you mean the GARBAGE DISPOSAL? how were you going to catch the blended product? Did you undo the pipe under the sink and have a bowl ready to catch it?

I mean seriously. God. Sorry for flaming you in the pub, but the only thing dumber you could have done is stick your penis in the "sink cock ring thingy" after making two posts about how you were going to fuck some hot girl.


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7834218 - 01/05/08 12:21 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Sink blender thing :lol:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Robo]
    #7834222 - 01/05/08 12:23 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

"whered it go"


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Robo]
    #7834223 - 01/05/08 12:23 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I make smoothies with my sink blender thing all the time!


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: Robo]
    #7834225 - 01/05/08 12:23 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Jesus man did you not have a real blender or a coffee grinder? :lol:


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: notapillow]
    #7834231 - 01/05/08 12:25 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

the title says it all..........


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Re: I'm officialy fucking retarded.. [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7834257 - 01/05/08 12:36 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

just learn from your mistake.


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