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OfflineKonyap


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Cause I had to...
    #7832704 - 01/04/08 04:58 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

New Years  at approximatly 12:40am in a drunken stupor I managed to make it through the brick to the most lit up house in the development.
    After unsuccesfullly tryin to apprehend a "P.E.A.C.E." sign, that was tied to the fence so from a pull to a back flip I turned round and got the next best thing, Baby Jesus right between the three kings and mary nonetheless!



      But on the way home earlier I spyed that the house's "listen to a radio station" sign had instead been replaced with a plea for the baby jesus to be returned!:rofl:

"the act of unstealing is even more of a rush because you realy really dont wanna get caught"

i agree and am making my rounds again tonight at the same time, by myself of course yet again...


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Offlineunbeliever
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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
    #7832710 - 01/04/08 04:59 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

The picture needs more waterboarding.


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: unbeliever]
    #7832712 - 01/04/08 04:59 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Hahaha..more waterboarding!


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7832849 - 01/04/08 05:42 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

You should nail a ransom note to the tree in their yard with a picture of baby Jesus holding up a dated newspaper. Make some ridiculous demands and see what happens. Like tell them to free 39 Chechen rebels who have been falsely imprisoned since 1995, etc etc. And make sure to demand $200,000, an airplane for a getaway and two parachutes. Oh and maybe a 12pk of Dr. Pepper.

Where's the fun in automatically bending to their demands. Milk this for all it's worth.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.


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OfflineKonyap


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #7833008 - 01/04/08 06:32 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

im a lil stubborn sometimes but yea that sounds great actually

b back when the deed is done


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
    #7833995 - 01/04/08 11:03 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)


left out the shroomery part in case of google

on my way now :osama:


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
    #7834007 - 01/04/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:







That is a fine effort, I bow to thee!


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Bent Bastard]
    #7834127 - 01/04/08 11:51 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

:rockon:

so im walking down in front of the house and instead of hittin up the lawn with the sign i guess that the crimianl always visits the scene twice so I walk past and wouldnt you know it a car drives right by

i manage to untape the duck tape using my feet and hand, use what little glue is left to wrap it on the paper up over the sign and back and voila!

my conscious working with me = all's well that ends well


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
    #7835726 - 01/05/08 01:58 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

That's awesome! I can't really read what the sign says though.


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #7835751 - 01/05/08 02:04 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i use it for a table actually theres a rolling tray on it


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
    #7835877 - 01/05/08 02:35 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

that is fuckin hilarious man...did you actually post your demands? 5 for u man for doing instead of just talkin :P


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7835960 - 01/05/08 02:58 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

"baby cheeses"


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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: TODAY]
    #7837995 - 01/06/08 01:24 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

in the last half hour i managed to get it back after smokin up on a bud i had left over walking back i managed to think i was being followed but in reality it was a wtf?


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