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Konyap


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Cause I had to...
#7832704 - 01/04/08 04:58 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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New Years at approximatly 12:40am in a drunken stupor I managed to make it through the brick to the most lit up house in the development. After unsuccesfullly tryin to apprehend a "P.E.A.C.E." sign, that was tied to the fence so from a pull to a back flip I turned round and got the next best thing, Baby Jesus right between the three kings and mary nonetheless!

But on the way home earlier I spyed that the house's "listen to a radio station" sign had instead been replaced with a plea for the baby jesus to be returned!
"the act of unstealing is even more of a rush because you realy really dont wanna get caught"
i agree and am making my rounds again tonight at the same time, by myself of course yet again...
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unbeliever
Yo Daddy!


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
#7832710 - 01/04/08 04:59 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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The picture needs more waterboarding.
-------------------- Happiness is a warm gun...
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OneMoreRobot3021



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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: unbeliever]
#7832712 - 01/04/08 04:59 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Hahaha..more waterboarding!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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You should nail a ransom note to the tree in their yard with a picture of baby Jesus holding up a dated newspaper. Make some ridiculous demands and see what happens. Like tell them to free 39 Chechen rebels who have been falsely imprisoned since 1995, etc etc. And make sure to demand $200,000, an airplane for a getaway and two parachutes. Oh and maybe a 12pk of Dr. Pepper.
Where's the fun in automatically bending to their demands. Milk this for all it's worth.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Konyap


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im a lil stubborn sometimes but yea that sounds great actually
b back when the deed is done
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Konyap


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
#7833995 - 01/04/08 11:03 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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 left out the shroomery part in case of google
on my way now
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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
#7834007 - 01/04/08 11:07 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
aiyobro said:

That is a fine effort, I bow to thee!
-------------------- *Some names have been changed to protect the innocent; others have been changed to implicate other innocents.
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Konyap


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so im walking down in front of the house and instead of hittin up the lawn with the sign i guess that the crimianl always visits the scene twice so I walk past and wouldnt you know it a car drives right by
i manage to untape the duck tape using my feet and hand, use what little glue is left to wrap it on the paper up over the sign and back and voila!
my conscious working with me = all's well that ends well
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Pepe Silvia



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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
#7835726 - 01/05/08 01:58 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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That's awesome! I can't really read what the sign says though.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Konyap


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i use it for a table actually theres a rolling tray on it
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: Konyap]
#7835877 - 01/05/08 02:35 PM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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that is fuckin hilarious man...did you actually post your demands? 5 for u man for doing instead of just talkin :P
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TODAY
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"baby cheeses"
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ca'rouse (k-rouz) intr.v. To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.
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Konyap


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Re: Cause I had to... [Re: TODAY]
#7837995 - 01/06/08 01:24 AM (16 years, 27 days ago) |
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in the last half hour i managed to get it back after smokin up on a bud i had left over walking back i managed to think i was being followed but in reality it was a wtf?
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