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Offlineigwna
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Job interview/Drugs
    #7832294 - 01/04/08 03:13 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

I just called up a place and have an interview all set for tomorrow.

But I smoked weed with family, the last time was... about six days ago.


Aside from drinking tons of water what should I do?

I heard that taking Tylenol will help?
I'm not sure. I've never been drug tested for any previous jobs.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7832303 - 01/04/08 03:17 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

fake pee


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7832525 - 01/04/08 04:14 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

If you don't smoke often, then 6 days should be enough for it to clear.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7832563 - 01/04/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

fake pee works good
but yeah it works good


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: unbeliever]
    #7832583 - 01/04/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

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fake pee




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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7832616 - 01/04/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

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The_Ghost said:
If you don't smoke often, then 6 days should be enough for it to clear.










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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: teaparty]
    #7832620 - 01/04/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

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fake pee







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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: adrian7812]
    #7832908 - 01/04/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Or borrowed pee.

But I think there are some natural things you can do to boost it.

Just drink a lot of water to dilute your pee. If the test comes back diluted, then just take a re-test. You'll be clean by then.

Don't smoke until you get your results back, though, in case you have to do a re-test.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7833042 - 01/04/08 06:43 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

what kind of job is it? you probably wont be tested if it's some menial low-level place of employment.

you're probably getting ahead of yourself anyway. it's just an interview. you have to get in the door first and hear them say to you that you have the job PENDING a drug test. worry about it when it comes up or stay off the dope fella. simple


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: trent]
    #7833090 - 01/04/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

whizzinator, gods gift to drug users. unless it's like probation or government issued, nobody will watch. no hassle in putting on a jock strap w/ a reservoir of synthetic piss and a heating pad designed to keep it 95-100F


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
    #7833121 - 01/04/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

So that Wizzinator thing actually works? Is a well hung version available?







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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
    #7833126 - 01/04/08 07:09 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

lol...what is with the pink jock on something with a fake penis...lmao???

peace


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: supra]
    #7833133 - 01/04/08 07:11 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

The Wizzinator!








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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
    #7833134 - 01/04/08 07:11 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

the one i have doesn't even have a plastic penis, it's just a jock strap w/ a bag to put the piss in. on the back of the piss bag you slap on a 3$ heating pad the head shops sell and you're at a comfortable 99 degrees F before u know it


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: supra]
    #7833139 - 01/04/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

supra said:
lol...what is with the pink jock on something with a fake penis...lmao???

peace




It looks strange, so wear a set of boxers over it.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
    #7833157 - 01/04/08 07:15 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

I'm not wearing one unless it has a dick. How many times has it worked for you?








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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
    #7833178 - 01/04/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

uhh for 3 jobs, two piss's for workmans comp, and an infinite amount to come. as long as u don't have cameras in the bath room or someone literally watching you pull your unit out and leak, it's foolproof


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
    #7833247 - 01/04/08 07:31 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

Right on dude. I think this might be worth looking into. I hadn't even considered it before tonight. Thanks. How much did you get yours for?








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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
    #7833330 - 01/04/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

i have this one

it ran be about 60$ for the unit, and for each tube of fake piss and a heating pad you can expect to drop 25$. 25$ will get you that at my head shop anyway

it doesn't have the penis, but like i said if you think you'll be watched the penis version will be a shit ton better. i'm just a college kid working gigs like retail and food prep, so i don't need a fake wiener yet. if the time comes when i'm on probation and want the bud i'll def upgrade.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7833443 - 01/04/08 08:26 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

the one time i was piss tested i drink plenty of water for a few days, the day of the test i took b vitamins to turn my pee yellow, and i chewed a bunch of Tums to add weight to the pee - it worked for me

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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: MrBump]
    #7833480 - 01/04/08 08:36 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

the only thing to worry about with fake pee is if you havee to take a physical too. the doc will know whats up when when you drop your drawers for the hernia test and your pee bottle rolls out. trust me. but that can be over come too. just make sure its up to temp, but im sure someones said that already. .02


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: sparks8]
    #7833741 - 01/04/08 09:46 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

theres this drink called OMNI. it goes for like 25-30 bucks at vitamin world. you pound it back like, 3-4 hours before your test. after you drink the bottle, fill it up with water, pound it back, and then do it again. keep drinking to cause you wanna piss as much as possible. i've used this about a dozen times for job interviews and always passed.

now i usually smoke weed daily. i go thru about 2 joints if that. i like to cunserve my weed and make it last. my brother on the other hand is a heavy smoker and he had to take a piss test and i told him to get the drink, well..he didnt pass. probably cause he smokes sooo much. what the drink does is hide any toxins thats in your system for up to 7 hours thats why you gotta take it a couple hours before the testing, but i apparently wont work if your smoking a quarter ounce of weed a day.

hope that helped :smile:


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: skyhigh]
    #7833820 - 01/04/08 10:13 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

awesome.

after reading through this yeah i realize i might not get drug tested.
i have a two interviews (i want both jobs)

fedex and a pizza place (delivering)

but i might bump the fedex one back because i'm gonna start school, delivering would be easier for me at the time being.


i do smoke a lot, however i went on vacation and only smoked like.. 5 times out of the 2 weeks so.. thats that.
i drank quite a bit today.

plus the interview wouldnt be the drug test as someone said
however i think i have a real good chance at getting this job.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7833831 - 01/04/08 10:18 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

drink all the water you can, all the time, but not more then 2 gallons a day..and drink a rockstar one hour before the test, make sure it has plenty of b vitamins..so dont just buy a red bull they swallow


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: unbeliever]
    #7833838 - 01/04/08 10:21 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

sorry for the double post..


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Skunk420]
    #7833871 - 01/04/08 10:28 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

whats the rockstar for?
(i'm not questioning it, just wondering/trying to learn)


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7833881 - 01/04/08 10:31 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

To make your pee yellow, so your sample doesnt look diluted, i heard it works.


Edited by Skunk420 (01/04/08 10:54 PM)


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Skunk420]
    #7833895 - 01/04/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

okay cool.
i'll do it anyway.

i kinda like rockstar.
but i dont drink energy drinks often so i'd like to treat myself to one for the sake of my test.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7834008 - 01/04/08 11:08 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

i hope you pass the drug test though..:)


Edited by Skunk420 (01/05/08 09:46 AM)


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: MrBump]
    #7834055 - 01/04/08 11:23 PM (16 years, 28 days ago)

i read somewhere that one joint is out of your system in a week. you should be fine. don't buy a fake penis. drink water/cranberry juice.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: sparks8]
    #7834096 - 01/04/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

what job were you gonna get drug tested for? was it fedex?? cause i worked there briefly in august. and they didnt drug test (maybe its differant if your a driver tho, i was a pachage handler) i know ups drug tests but not fedex.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: skyhigh]
    #7834110 - 01/04/08 11:44 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

synthetic urine is deferentially the way to go. they sell stuff for hair & saliva test to.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: BUDDHA_702]
    #7834145 - 01/04/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i figured fedex was gonna drug test me, not pizza delivery (but i'd just be safe for that just in case anyway).

for both jobs i'd drive but fedex i'd do everything they wanted me to.


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Skunk420]
    #7834153 - 01/05/08 12:01 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Skunk420 said:
learn to find your own advice.




what do you mean?
how can i advise myself of something with no previous experience?
i actually do do research online, but getting it from pepole with more experience works better for me..


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
    #7834845 - 01/05/08 09:48 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i meant try and find the best way to pass a drug test on your own. I was drunk last night, so that wasn't entirely clear what I said.
I hope you pass though, i changed that prior post btw..


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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Skunk420]
    #7834850 - 01/05/08 09:50 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

no problem. thanks man.


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