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igwna
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Job interview/Drugs
#7832294 - 01/04/08 03:13 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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I just called up a place and have an interview all set for tomorrow.
But I smoked weed with family, the last time was... about six days ago.
Aside from drinking tons of water what should I do?
I heard that taking Tylenol will help? I'm not sure. I've never been drug tested for any previous jobs.
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unbeliever
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
#7832303 - 01/04/08 03:17 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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fake pee
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
#7832525 - 01/04/08 04:14 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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If you don't smoke often, then 6 days should be enough for it to clear.
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: The_Ghost]
#7832563 - 01/04/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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fake pee works good but yeah it works good
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teaparty
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: unbeliever]
#7832583 - 01/04/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
unbeliever said: fake pee
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Learyfan
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: The_Ghost]
#7832616 - 01/04/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
The_Ghost said: If you don't smoke often, then 6 days should be enough for it to clear.
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: teaparty]
#7832620 - 01/04/08 04:38 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
teaparty said:
Quote:
unbeliever said: fake pee
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: adrian7812]
#7832908 - 01/04/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Or borrowed pee.
But I think there are some natural things you can do to boost it.
Just drink a lot of water to dilute your pee. If the test comes back diluted, then just take a re-test. You'll be clean by then.
Don't smoke until you get your results back, though, in case you have to do a re-test.
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: kidaihuan]
#7833042 - 01/04/08 06:43 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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what kind of job is it? you probably wont be tested if it's some menial low-level place of employment.
you're probably getting ahead of yourself anyway. it's just an interview. you have to get in the door first and hear them say to you that you have the job PENDING a drug test. worry about it when it comes up or stay off the dope fella. simple
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: trent]
#7833090 - 01/04/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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whizzinator, gods gift to drug users. unless it's like probation or government issued, nobody will watch. no hassle in putting on a jock strap w/ a reservoir of synthetic piss and a heating pad designed to keep it 95-100F
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Learyfan
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
#7833121 - 01/04/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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So that Wizzinator thing actually works? Is a well hung version available?
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supra
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
#7833126 - 01/04/08 07:09 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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lol...what is with the pink jock on something with a fake penis...lmao???
peace
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Learyfan
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: supra]
#7833133 - 01/04/08 07:11 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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The Wizzinator!
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zSDMF
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
#7833134 - 01/04/08 07:11 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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the one i have doesn't even have a plastic penis, it's just a jock strap w/ a bag to put the piss in. on the back of the piss bag you slap on a 3$ heating pad the head shops sell and you're at a comfortable 99 degrees F before u know it
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: supra]
#7833139 - 01/04/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Quote:
supra said: lol...what is with the pink jock on something with a fake penis...lmao???
peace
It looks strange, so wear a set of boxers over it.
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Learyfan
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
#7833157 - 01/04/08 07:15 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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I'm not wearing one unless it has a dick. How many times has it worked for you?
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
#7833178 - 01/04/08 07:20 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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uhh for 3 jobs, two piss's for workmans comp, and an infinite amount to come. as long as u don't have cameras in the bath room or someone literally watching you pull your unit out and leak, it's foolproof
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Learyfan
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: zSDMF]
#7833247 - 01/04/08 07:31 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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Right on dude. I think this might be worth looking into. I hadn't even considered it before tonight. Thanks. How much did you get yours for?
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: Learyfan]
#7833330 - 01/04/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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i have this one
 it ran be about 60$ for the unit, and for each tube of fake piss and a heating pad you can expect to drop 25$. 25$ will get you that at my head shop anyway
it doesn't have the penis, but like i said if you think you'll be watched the penis version will be a shit ton better. i'm just a college kid working gigs like retail and food prep, so i don't need a fake wiener yet. if the time comes when i'm on probation and want the bud i'll def upgrade.
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Re: Job interview/Drugs [Re: igwna]
#7833443 - 01/04/08 08:26 PM (16 years, 28 days ago) |
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the one time i was piss tested i drink plenty of water for a few days, the day of the test i took b vitamins to turn my pee yellow, and i chewed a bunch of Tums to add weight to the pee - it worked for me
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