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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Ideas for businesses
    #7828786 - 01/03/08 06:43 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

1. I could start up a "tase-a-person" business. Basically, I would go to parties and people would pay me money to tase me. I would have regular tasers and the ones that shoot out the little flying barbs (those would cost extra). A cool name would be, "Please tase me, bro".

2. Start up a non-profit charity and put myself in as a paid director. It would be a charity that paid for vasectomies for people. I think one of the biggest problems in this world is people breeding when they should not be. Imagine if you could contact my agency and we would set you up with a doctor and pay for the procedure and everything.

I'm totally serious about these. I think with #1 I could make a ton of money. With #2 I could make a decent amount but I'd also be doing a lot of good.

Anybody else have any business ideas?


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828805 - 01/03/08 06:47 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

a sandwich shop.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828820 - 01/03/08 06:49 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Toad Farming



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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828843 - 01/03/08 06:52 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

NPOs tend to make a great deal of cash
gimmic business are great until that weird guy
down the street cuts in on your action


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828867 - 01/03/08 06:55 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Dinner mushrooms.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828885 - 01/03/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

collect unemployment?


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7828892 - 01/03/08 06:57 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I've had this one idea floating around in my head for some time. You might already have something like this in the city you live, but bear with me because where I live we don't have anything like it:

There are a lot of specialty wine stores, liquor marts, and whatnot. There are also a lot of beer vendors. However its pretty hard to find a nice, cold, imported beer without going to a bar and paying 7$ per beer. I was thinking of opening a specialty beer store. This store would stock lots of international flavours of beer, as well with many local favourites, we would pride ourselves on our selection as well as the fact that our beer will be cold when you buy it or you get a certain % discount on the beer. We would also sell a lot of beer paraphernalia such as home brewing kits, beer brand t-shirts, hats, beer bongs, etc, etc. We would have our own building (ie. not in a mall) so that we could be open late to cater to the late-night beer-runs. I haven't thought this particular idea out completely yet, but I figured I might be able to open a small beer-cafe in the store, where you can sit and read a newspaper or watch some sports while you sample a foreign beer you were considering buying a case of.

This store would be cater mostly to the middle-class beer drinkers who want a bit more variety and substance than two-liter bottles of shit-brew. Of course our staff would be trained and knowledgeable in all areas of beer, we'd excel in customer service and we'd cater to high-end business events. I think we could also attract the young-drunks with our beer-bongs and specialty beers. We'd also have a system where people can import beer through us if we don't carry it, not unlike the way a bookstore will bring a book in if you request it.

Again I haven't thought this through 100%, but I think there are many markets where a business like this could thrive, especially somewhere where there is a bit of culture mixed with hipsters and yuppies.

Whaddaya think?


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: MeatyVitamin]
    #7828915 - 01/03/08 07:00 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I like that idea.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: MeatyVitamin]
    #7828954 - 01/03/08 07:04 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Good idea. But, a lot of states have such things. There are big super-beer stores with gazillions of types of beers and kits and such. They don't exist in my state though because of very strict booze laws.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7829142 - 01/03/08 07:29 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I own 50% of a self service tanning salon. All i have to do is clean the place, restock vending machine and exchange machine 3 times a week. Takes 4 hours total. And net me half a normal salary every month. Going to open up another by myself just as soon as i find a place with good rent/location.
Biggest problem is dealing with junkies destroying my machines trying to get the change during day time.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: MeatyVitamin]
    #7829258 - 01/03/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

that is an excellent idea. I'd shop there.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: Noviseer]
    #7829558 - 01/03/08 08:59 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I wonder what kind of cash you'd need to start a business like the one i suggested.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: MeatyVitamin]
    #7829631 - 01/03/08 09:18 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I was in Canada one time, in a store of couse, ask were the cold beer was. They ask if I was from Texas. I am.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: KaptKid]
    #7829664 - 01/03/08 09:26 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Go learn to skydive and buy some rigs/canopies...

Hello $300 per hour for flying through the air.

(in real life it might be harder then this)


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: KaptKid]
    #7829682 - 01/03/08 09:28 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

beer and ciggarrettes delivery service.

thumbs up on the toad farming...

i really like the please taze me bro, but isn't one of the problems with tazing is people claim to develop unusual physical illnesses afterwards sometimes? like leg paralysis and weird shit like that.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7829704 - 01/03/08 09:33 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

truekimbo2 said:
beer and ciggarrettes delivery service.



I've actually thought of that one myself



you'd need a fucken armored truck for it though, I'm sure  :smirk:


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: Muppet]
    #7829720 - 01/03/08 09:35 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

lol, yeah and it'd probably not seems like such a good idea the first time you get an order for 10 cartons of newports in the heart of the ghetto.
i'd be praying that they were planning on paying me.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7829757 - 01/03/08 09:42 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
2. Start up a non-profit charity and put myself in as a paid director. It would be a charity that paid for vasectomies for people. I think one of the biggest problems in this world is people breeding when they should not be. Imagine if you could contact my agency and we would set you up with a doctor and pay for the procedure and everything.




This would be great if you could make other people have them. I'd totally give you a couple grand to neuter some of the idiots in the world.


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7834703 - 01/05/08 08:08 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

The reincarnation investment scheme

Keep your money in our safe bank and when you are reincarnated your money will of risen by 750% !!! Join now and start the next life - a rich life.


Seriously, I spend most of my time thinking of business ideas I actually have a black book full of them. Everytime I get a good one I write it down. Even the book itself is a business idea, lol.

Some of them are just funny scams or jokes but most of them are seriously viable businesses. I've just been to much of a lazy fucker to actually do any of them!


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Re: Ideas for businesses [Re: Ego Death]
    #7835076 - 01/05/08 11:10 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I want to start a Mil-Sim Paintball/Airsoft Leadership camp for business types.

Indirect fire for the win.

He who controls the air, controls the battlefield.


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