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i'm at a loss...
    #7824581 - 01/02/08 05:56 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

I'm sure many of you have been in a similar situation in the past. Here's the problem, my roomate is an extremely goofy guy, slightly overweight, and has had a serious lack of friends/social interaction (especially with females) in his teen/early adult life. he's a really nice guy though with a good heart. I met him as a random roomate with individual leases in an apartment complex at the start of the 07-08 college year.

I have introduced him to my friends and bring him around to most of the social functions I attend. He's loving life since we met which is awesome, but the mother fucker needs to start getting some pussy. (hasn't gotten any in years)!. I am going to buy him a hooker at the end of the spring semester if he hasn't gotten any by then, but that would be best to avoid for my pockets and his peace of mind.

I'm not smooth by any means, but I am funny, nice, and decent looking so I do ok for myself. (I only mention that to stress that the most obvious solution, going out to bars and him snagging some wing man ass, hasn't worked out)

Maybe this is stupid and I can't help at all but I want to help the guy out....so suggestions?


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: sublime40oz]
    #7824605 - 01/02/08 06:03 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Get him drunk more often


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: sublime40oz]
    #7824612 - 01/02/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

he has to get chicks for himself. you can tell him how but he has to do it. my suggestion would be get him exercising etc. anything that will boost his confidence. If that doesnt work the get a really drunk and horny girl to pity fuck him.:heart:


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: ChiefGreenLeaf]
    #7824634 - 01/02/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

yea I have been dragging his ass to the gym, def good advice though, i'll up the frequency.


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: sublime40oz]
    #7824972 - 01/02/08 07:24 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

get him super drunk, then put on a dress and let him fuck you in the ass. don't forget to shave it first for the realism.


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: unbeliever]
    #7824984 - 01/02/08 07:26 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

lol...

Here's another question, anyone have any experience on the possibility of hiring a hooker to come out to a party to fuck him without him knowing it was paid for? Like in the cable guy movie with jim carey.


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: sublime40oz]
    #7825053 - 01/02/08 07:45 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Get him on myspace. I here it works for Dobie.


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Re: i'm at a loss... [Re: sublime40oz]
    #7825213 - 01/02/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Just get in the habit of bringing two girls home to hang out or drink with you guys.

When one couple pairs off, the rest just naturally falls into place.


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