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OfflineStonedShroom
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    #7821696 - 01/01/08 09:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Went home for the obligatory Holiday thing.

While I was there I went to a restaurant, where my old roomie worked. Aside from selling meth from our house, she was a good roomie. good thing I moved out when I did, a SWAT team busted down the house a month or so after I left.

So I stayed and talked with her a bit... and I needed some green for NYE, and of course she could hook me up.

Went out to her trailer. Same TV and furniture and shit she had 5 years ago, which was pretty old at the time. Blankets over the window, the whole nine yards.

still the same shit, people in and out buying, calling her looking for some. It's like they don't have anything better to do than go around looking for weed. Not that I'm saying better, but personally it's just not worth it to me.

Anyway, this day was special. She texts me on my way saying she has shocking news. I'm freakin out thinkin someone OD'd. I get there, she picks up a positive pregnancy test. She talks about having to tell the father, who's on the roads driving trucks. She doesn't want to tell him over the phone, but doesn't want him to hear it from someone else.

so whatever, that's intense. I just came for a fucking half, you know?

So she's off in the back doing whatever drug dealer when they go in the back room somewhere and I hear a knock, then this old scraggly guy comes in. She comes out of the backroom and says "hey dad!"

So he sits down on the couch next to her... and she basically does the whole show the pregnancy test announcement routine that she did with me, only tags on "You're gonna be a grandpa!"

so aacckkwaarrddd silence for a few seconds

his reply?

"wow... Hey you know who has any weed? Or who's holding the old school stuff?"


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OfflineWakeboardrB
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Re: Pryor Creek, USA [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7821772 - 01/01/08 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wow, nothing beats coming home for the holidays eh?


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