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InvisibleEgo Death
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Tell us your crazy party stories
    #7819147 - 01/01/08 07:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wanna hear them!

I started off in the pub meeting a load of old friends,
then we got a load of MDMA and ate that,
then I went to some random party where I only knew one person but that weirded me out so I went on to another house party,
when I got there they set up an old skool rave which was fat as fuck so I raved on!
Got some girls to show me there breasts, hell yeah!
Then passed out about 5am....

Dam feel fuckin wasted now though! Big bacon sandwich time!


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819226 - 01/01/08 07:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

got drunk at a fire, smoked some weed, continued drinking when i came home. welcome to my exciting life.


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: zSDMF]
    #7819253 - 01/01/08 08:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got piggy backed by a hot drunk girl trying to prove she wasn't drunk, that was fun :p


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819264 - 01/01/08 08:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Threw a party
Tons of people started coming over
Tons of girls
Neighbors said they were calling the police
Bunch of people left
Most of the girls ( all but 4 ) left
No police
Buncha people came back
Almost all guys

Way to go me. ON the flipside however, jeez we got so damn drunk that night. I walked a friend of mine out to his car and he fell flat on his face. Just imagine this, were walking to his car, then your friend beside you just stops and falls face forward on the concrete. It looked almost like a belly buster dive off a dive board. I guess he just passed out as we were walking.


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: future]
    #7819268 - 01/01/08 08:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I kept suggesting an orgy but everyones always to chicken shit. Mainly the girls.


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819274 - 01/01/08 08:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

made a fantastic hot Thai spicy salad .
got naked smoked and had a few rum and cokes.
had sex, smoked some more kind herb.some more rums and rubs.
watched Tyokyo Drifter (no plot, all eye candy) and fell asleep by 10:45 pm.

woke up at 9 am. got on the shroomery....yep. thats about it.
i feel like million dollar


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7819348 - 01/01/08 09:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dam,
wish I had sex,
I spent most the nite flirting with this girl,
but nothing ever comes of it,
I swear shes just screwing with my head.

In fact sex wud just be a bonus - I wish she'd just lay there with me and tell me that she will always be there for me. Dam I'd fucking die for her - I'm just like that.


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InvisibleJack Albertson
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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819365 - 01/01/08 09:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I drank amazing wine, drank beer, drank champagny, shot a shotgun of the porch in an apartment complex, and continued to drink and shoot guns. Now the shroomery, HAPPY JEW TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7819370 - 01/01/08 09:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I had to work most of the night.... but I did find out that next month i get to mix the North Mississippi All stars and Kentucky Thunder.


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7819384 - 01/01/08 09:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

man your avatar stinks


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819391 - 01/01/08 09:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

just imagine it as a toothless old hairlipped man singing opera


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819427 - 01/01/08 09:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ended up in the bathroom halfway thro made my way to cup a noodle but my stomach might not agree with me now, time is good to me

the dizzyness is fuckin shit up tho no sleep for the wicked i guess


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819580 - 01/01/08 10:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
Dam,
wish I had sex,
I spent most the nite flirting with this girl,
but nothing ever comes of it,
I swear shes just screwing with my head.

In fact sex wud just be a bonus - I wish she'd just lay there with me and tell me that she will always be there for me.  Dam I'd fucking die for her - I'm just like that.




A lady will walk all over you with that attitude.:headnod: :hehehe:


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819679 - 01/01/08 11:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I dosed this dude in his eye last night, I wasnt gonna at first but he payed me 10 to do it.


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819760 - 01/01/08 11:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i was drinking and having me some cocaine and playing dylan songs for people who didn't give a shit :lol:

good times, hope everyone had a great new year!


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: AroundtheSon]
    #7819803 - 01/01/08 11:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

AroundtheSon said:
Quote:

Ego Death said:
Dam,
wish I had sex,
I spent most the nite flirting with this girl,
but nothing ever comes of it,
I swear shes just screwing with my head.

In fact sex wud just be a bonus - I wish she'd just lay there with me and tell me that she will always be there for me.  Dam I'd fucking die for her - I'm just like that.




A lady will walk all over you with that attitude.:headnod: :hehehe:


:confused:


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Konyap]
    #7819929 - 01/01/08 12:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fucked a red head. First time for one of em haha. Popped MDMA drank beer smoked out of the 2 footer and got some wild turkey whiskey


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7819985 - 01/01/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So hungover.

I started off slamming a bunch of beers and shots of crown at home.  Took a cab down to the hotel where the party was gonna be at.  I went up to a hotel room some friends had(there were two ticket options, 50 bucks for dinner and dance or 200 bucks for dinner, dance, a room for the night and brunch in the morning).  We drank more, went down to get a seat at our table.

Just continued to get sloshed from there.  There were so many hot women dressed up for the occasion.  This one chick was so incredibly hot, with the most sexiest short skirt.  I put her at the perfect age of 28.

So I spend hundreds of dollars that I shouldn't have, kissed a girl that told me she has wanted to fuck my brains out ever since she's known me and she's gonna make sure it happens before she dies supposedly :tongue:, got to the point where I almost threw up, GOT to the point where my gf threw up, went home fairly early, but extremely fucked up, had some drunken sloppy sex and went to bed.  The jist of my night.

Dinner was awesome though.  Anything and everything you could think of, from alaskan crab legs to pork, beef, ham, chicken, salads from every corner of the world, mash potatoes of course, shrimp and scallops, clams, mmmm mmmm mmmm!  Was very good dinner.


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Poppygod]
    #7819993 - 01/01/08 01:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my roommate threw a party with all his high school friends, and they pissed me and my other roommates off. i had no fun all night because i had to regulate this stupid fucking party. people were always fuckin around with the music and putting on stupid shit, spilling beer, more damage to our house, more vomit inside and out. this kid was questioning me when i told him he had to leave, and we were about to fight until my roommates helped me kick this fuckin prick out, he did a lot of damage. of all the kickass parties i've had here, new years was terrible.

the 2 small victories i hold though, were that my friend kevin and i were 7-0 at beerpong, and that i decided i could probably break up the party/clear everyone out by blasting inflames and death metal at them [which worked perfectly]. i absolutely fucking hated last night, and none of those people will ever come over again. :kingcrankey:


Edited by blkjkrabbit (01/01/08 01:03 PM)


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Re: Tell us your crazy party stories [Re: Ego Death]
    #7820115 - 01/01/08 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Got to wear my Pinstripe Suit to this dress to impress party. Started of with some jager shots, then progressed to white tequila that was delicious. Chilled out with some weed and some beer. Danced until midnight came around. Drank champagne, kissed just about every girl at the party. Then we kept drinkin beer until that party shut down so we went to another ans played beer pong. Then that disintegrated and I went home and passed out. Overall, one of the best parties of last year


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