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OfflineBrAiN
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the dumbest person on the planet
    #7817851 - 12/31/07 05:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

... didn't know she was pregnant and crapped the baby out at mccy d's

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/12/31/or.mcdonalds.baby.birth.koin

911 operator: "Pull the baby out of the toilet"

And she's canadian! I figured the dumbest shit on the planet would be from the states here.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7817857 - 12/31/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder how she explained away the morning sickness and the kicking of the baby...


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7817859 - 12/31/07 05:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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poor child


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7817881 - 12/31/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
I wonder how she explained away the morning sickness and the kicking of the baby...




and maybe oh.. um... NOT HAVING A PERIOD for 9 months

Maybe she just bleeds from all the scabs on her nasty ass vagina all the time anyways and was confused.

on that note.. HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE. I hope none of you are 9 months pregnant without noticing!


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: Adom]
    #7817883 - 12/31/07 05:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's funny.

She must have been a real fatass to not know she was pregnant (and an idiot).

I hope they never tell that kid how he was born but he'll most likely find out eventually due to the news coverage.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #7817891 - 12/31/07 05:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOL!

Kid: Mom what hospital was I born?

Mom: Actually I thought I was sick, ran into a mccy d's to take a shit, and YOU came out!

What a story


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7817919 - 12/31/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Haha, yeah.

And at a McDonald's of all places, probably the dirtiest restrooms of them all, except for maybe a truck stop restroom.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #7817922 - 12/31/07 05:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The only worse place to actually give birth would be an abortion clinic by accident.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #7817936 - 12/31/07 05:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

what a dumb bitch.

suprised it aint a lil halfie...

but she's 16 i mean it's not that far of a stretch.. some people really are that ignorant..

if she was older i would be more suprised.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7817945 - 12/31/07 05:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It probably was a butthole baby.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: crystallize]
    #7817958 - 12/31/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

lnc? where y'all from?

ohio?

wasup from that hXc254.. hardcore two five four crew.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7817960 - 12/31/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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drkrobotnik said:


but she's 16 i mean it's not that far of a stretch.




:dudewtf:
She looks about 35 in that video. How is someone that stupid?


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7817963 - 12/31/07 05:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Edited by BrAiN (03/13/08 12:37 PM)


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: robbyberto]
    #7817973 - 12/31/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hows that kid gonna feel when he finds out he came into the world by dropping into a McDonald's pooper?


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #7817975 - 12/31/07 05:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Like a piece of shit. :cool:


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #7817979 - 12/31/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Hows that kid gonna feel when he finds out he came into the world by dropping into a McDonald's pooper?




From the looks of the babys trailer trash mom... pretty proud!


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: crystallize]
    #7818174 - 12/31/07 07:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

My voice doesn't go high enough for how I want to laugh.

I wanna go...AAAAAA!!! But I can't, even if I was a girl with nuts who got kicked in them, the high pitchness of the would be laugh, I feel, would not suffice.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7818498 - 12/31/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BrAiN said:
LOL!

Kid: Mom what hospital was I born?

Mom: Actually I thought I was sick, ran into a mccy d's to take a shit, and YOU came out!

What a story




:rofl:


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7818757 - 01/01/08 12:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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drkrobotnik said:
what a dumb bitch.

suprised it aint a lil halfie...






What's a lil halfie?


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: monkeyheaven]
    #7818777 - 01/01/08 12:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i think it means half baby or deformed baby.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7818969 - 01/01/08 02:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well she's fat, in her 30's, and still works at McDonald's at that age. Of course something's not quite right :lol:


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: Konnrade]
    #7818980 - 01/01/08 02:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Right but not everyone that fits that description is a dumbass like this lady, some people have just made bad decisions.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: Konnrade]
    #7818989 - 01/01/08 02:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it said that she was 16 i believe.


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7818998 - 01/01/08 03:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

the coworker was 16


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: C20H25N3O]
    #7819152 - 01/01/08 07:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, the co-worker that helped is 16 - the stupid bitch that dropped a baby in the filthy McDonalds toilet looks to be 30+.....I am So sick of stupid people - Im sure she went right from the toilet to the welfare office...I didnt know I was pregnant - but I do know I dont want to pay for it.....

ok Im a bit hungover...so sorry for the vitriolic reply...

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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7819237 - 01/01/08 08:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

In her defense: she works at McDonalds, so getting fat rapidly and being nauseous all the time is to be expected.
How could she know she was pregnant? :smirk:


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #7820120 - 01/01/08 01:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Hows that kid gonna feel when he finds out he came into the world by dropping into a McDonald's pooper?




its all uphill from here on out :thumbup:  kid hit rock bottom upon arrival :lol:


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Re: the dumbest person on the planet [Re: BrAiN]
    #7820219 - 01/01/08 02:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

How the fuck can you not know you're pregnant?


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