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Offlinekidaihuan
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So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs...
    #7816197 - 12/31/07 07:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So we're watching earlier today I asked her if she ever say any drugs, in school, college, etc. She said no, and I know that's the truth.

Later today, we're watching Toweleeeeie get high on South Park and she asks me if I've ever taken drugs.

I tell her I'm Canadian, and I am like most Canadians. So yes.

First thing she asks me about it,

How does it taste?

I told her that most drugs aren't orally taken.

She asks how it feels,

I tell her it's a tingly feeling and it feels a bit nice.

She asks if it is addictive,

I say no.

Then she points out the fact that Oprah's vagina just pulled out a gun and the conversation ends.

She's such a keeper.


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816204 - 12/31/07 08:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oh yeah, and right now, she's playing the Diablo 2 game she just downloaded.

Also, earlier today she was in disbelief when I told her that when we get married I will want sex every day.

I asked her if that was bad and the reason why she was in disbelief.

She said she wasn't in disbelief, she was just so happy. And thank Jebus she is so damn honest!

:rockon:


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816208 - 12/31/07 08:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Does this GF actually exist?  It all you talk about on here makes me think it could just be a fabrication.

And WTF is oprahs vagina and how does it relate to you telling her you done drugs?
:confused:


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816213 - 12/31/07 08:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I told my g/f I was a drug.


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: Ego Death]
    #7816232 - 12/31/07 08:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
And WTF is oprahs vagina and how does it relate to you telling her you done drugs?
:confused:




This point is crucial to the entire thread. Go back and re-read it until you understand.


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816253 - 12/31/07 08:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why is it that people feel the need to tell the world they are in love?


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816260 - 12/31/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

so do some ya fuckin pussy


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #7816283 - 12/31/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: Ego Death]
    #7816364 - 12/31/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
Does this GF actually exist?  It all you talk about on here makes me think it could just be a fabrication.

And WTF is oprahs vagina and how does it relate to you telling her you done drugs?
:confused:




Yes, the girlfriend does exist. She just went to sleep and so will I. Our new years resolution is to get married. ASAP!

So... we'll be going to Hong Kong sometime! No ceremony or anything in Hong Kong, since it's so expensive and we know no one there. But we will probably go directly back to Shanghai and celebrate.

I would like to take a stop in some other Chinese cities, but we're not sure yet. We'll see how the budget looks, I guess. Depends what rings we buy, primarily, then hotel rooms, travel cost, etc. For the amount I'm going to spend, I could live six months in Shanghai or could probably travel all the way around China dirt cheap for six months.

But keep in mind, that's still just $3000.

Once we get back to Shanghai, her parents will have money (I'm told, anyway) that they will spend to have a big supper. But who knows, they hate me and don't know we're together, so they won't find out until after the marriage. Directly after. Because we hope to move in with them. Won't that be a huge shock to them. I requested that we not be in the kitchen (near knives) when we tell them.


Also, Oprah's cooch is vital to this conversation. So is her Gary.


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Re: So I told my girlfriend I've done drugs... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7816372 - 12/31/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Then she points out the fact that Oprah's vagina just pulled out a gun





Pictures or it didn't happen.

Convenient you could use your foreign heritage to excuse drug use :awesome:

I'm glad for you it went well!


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