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Invisiblekoppie
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Two questions
    #7815827 - 12/31/07 02:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

-What was this guy on?

-And where can I get some?


http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071229/NEWS02/290431530
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Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile

By Rachel Schleif
Wenatchee World

WENATCHEE -- A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith.

Witnesses told police the man was northbound on Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into a southbound lane for less than a block. Oncoming traffic stopped and waited for the man to pass, Smith said.

He then totaled his car on a light pole, Smith said.

When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.

The man was treated and released at Central Washington Hospital, hospital officials said.




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InvisibleBoutang
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Re: Two questions [Re: koppie]
    #7815856 - 12/31/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

PCP?


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Re: Two questions [Re: Boutang]
    #7815863 - 12/31/07 02:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Either that or this guy has found the ultimate answer to awkward questions.

Q: Why did you crash your car?
A: Pterodactyl

Q: Are you sleeping with someone else?
A: Pterodactyl

Q: If God exists, why is there so much suffering in the world?
A: Pterodactyl

It always works.


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Re: Two questions [Re: koppie]
    #7815913 - 12/31/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Don't laugh - those pesky Pterodactyls are everywhere! :shiftyeyes:


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Offlinesam420
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Re: Two questions [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7815944 - 12/31/07 03:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

We can't stop here... This is pterodactyl country


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Re: Two questions [Re: Boutang]
    #7815950 - 12/31/07 04:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Boutang said:
PCP?




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Re: Two questions [Re: Le_Canard]
    #7815968 - 12/31/07 04:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
Don't laugh - those pesky Pterodactyls are everywhere! :shiftyeyes:




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"When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about."
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