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koppie
astral projectile


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Two questions
#7815827 - 12/31/07 02:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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-What was this guy on?
-And where can I get some?
http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20071229/NEWS02/290431530
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Man blames car wreck on prehistoric winged reptile
By Rachel Schleif Wenatchee World
WENATCHEE -- A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.
Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith.
Witnesses told police the man was northbound on Wenatchee Avenue and drifted into a southbound lane for less than a block. Oncoming traffic stopped and waited for the man to pass, Smith said.
He then totaled his car on a light pole, Smith said.
When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.
The man was treated and released at Central Washington Hospital, hospital officials said.
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Boutang
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Re: Two questions [Re: koppie]
#7815856 - 12/31/07 02:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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PCP?
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   North to the future is our motto I'm still up north no future to follow We do these things and we don't give a fuck, we fire up a blunt in the car bumping Cougnut.
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koppie
astral projectile


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Re: Two questions [Re: Boutang]
#7815863 - 12/31/07 02:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Either that or this guy has found the ultimate answer to awkward questions.
Q: Why did you crash your car? A: Pterodactyl
Q: Are you sleeping with someone else? A: Pterodactyl
Q: If God exists, why is there so much suffering in the world? A: Pterodactyl
It always works.
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Le_Canard
The Duk Abides


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Re: Two questions [Re: koppie]
#7815913 - 12/31/07 03:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't laugh - those pesky Pterodactyls are everywhere!
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sam420
CertifiedReptilianOverlord



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Re: Two questions [Re: Le_Canard]
#7815944 - 12/31/07 03:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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We can't stop here... This is pterodactyl country
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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future
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Artnotwar
Chemical Researcher



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Re: Two questions [Re: Boutang]
#7815950 - 12/31/07 04:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear... is less than one millionth of reality. --------------------------------
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OMniversal
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Re: Two questions [Re: Le_Canard]
#7815968 - 12/31/07 04:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: Don't laugh - those pesky Pterodactyls are everywhere!
-------------------- "We contemplate the same stars, the Heavens are common to us all, and the same world surrounds us. What matters the path of wisdom by which each person seeks the truth? One cannot reach such a great mystery by a single path." - Symmachus, challenging the violent persecution of pagans by Catholic Roman emperor Theodosius I "When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about." -Einstein
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