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OfflineStonedShroom
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doesn't it suck
    #7815487 - 12/30/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

to be fucking horny but not being able to masturbate?

my roomie is still awake... in his living room... which is only divided from my room by a set of french doors... with one of the glass panes broken (during the chaos of his family being here when their electric was out)

and he just started a new movie.

fffuuuuccccckkkk


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Offlinecircularvortex
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7815495 - 12/30/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Having your own place just kicks ass.

Or at least a roomate that knows when to leave you alone.


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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: circularvortex]
    #7815506 - 12/30/07 11:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i miss having my own place :frown:

bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7815517 - 12/30/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Go take a shower or something.


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OfflineDrewwyann
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #7815520 - 12/30/07 11:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
Go take a shower or something.




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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: Drewwyann]
    #7815529 - 12/30/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

go have sex with him.


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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: lbtchnlgs]
    #7815534 - 12/30/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

lbtchnlgs said:
go have sex with him.




hahaha
:peace:


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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: spanky43]
    #7815544 - 12/30/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

why dont u go use the bathroom


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OfflineAlCapwn
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7815555 - 12/30/07 11:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure there are forums dedicated to bitching about your roommates out there on the web where you might fit in a lot better. Or maybe you could just move out, but seriously man, quit it. It's like over hearing preppy girls gossip about people, except it's just you and it's on my Shroomery almost weekly.


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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7815657 - 12/31/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOL this thread is great I can't stop laughing :grin:
my advice is masturbate under a blanket
LOL I can't believe I just said that


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Offlinekidaihuan
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: carshissbymywinda]
    #7815715 - 12/31/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

pictureperfect said:
LOL this thread is great I can't stop laughing :grin:
my advice is masturbate under a blanket
LOL I can't believe I just said that




QFT.

It works even when you're in a night train room with five other people you don't know.

Not that I would know.


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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7816051 - 12/31/07 06:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

arent you a girl? i masturbate all the time next to my sleeping boyfriend - he has no idea.
:werd:OOD


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InvisibleIrishdrunk
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Re: doesn't it suck [Re: StonedShroom]
    #7816079 - 12/31/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I thought this was about his mom


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