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Anonymous #1

Have you ever robbed/burglarized before?
    #7813551 - 12/30/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I broke into a gas station onetime when i was a kid.
Got a case of beer, and 8 months incarceration.

This other time we broke into a bar, and made out with a carload of beer.

And this other time we went to go buy weed from some guy that my buddy knew way out in the stix. Guy wasn't home so we broke into his trailer... more like walked in through a giant hole in the side.
The guy had torture tools, and satanic shit all over his walls. We got an ounce of some of the best weed i had partaken to date, and got the fuck out of there.
I think my friends uncle ended up murdering that guy later for some reason.

Than there was the old beer run. Fill up a cart with beer, and walk out of store.

Oh to be a kid again.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7813728 - 12/30/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you sound like a good person with nice friends.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7813853 - 12/30/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:fatman:
I rape grannies


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Anonymous #1

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7814013 - 12/30/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
you sound like a good person with nice friends.




I was just a stupid kid. It sure was fun to be a stupid kid tho.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7814195 - 12/30/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I broke into a roommates grandmother's house to retrieve a gun he had stolen from me, which, he insisted she had been hanging onto at the time (for my own protection no less)



I'm still paying for it to this day  :nonono:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7814645 - 12/30/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Robbed a group of kids once. It turns out some of them knew me and were actualy willing to go to the police after we got 10$ and a mr.sub coupon. I got arrested for that.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7815577 - 12/30/07 11:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A few houses. Got chainsaws power tools and some guns (stupid mistake i regret.) If someone kills someone with one of those guns....:mad:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7815701 - 12/31/07 12:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
A few houses. Got chainsaws power tools and some guns (stupid mistake i regret.) If someone kills someone with one of those guns....:mad:




Then they will be spared a slow death by blunt objects.

Don't beat yourself up. You did what you had to.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7817837 - 12/31/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was driving through my high school's parking lot one night and saw a car parked with one of the back windows cracked. I reached through and let myself in and took all of the money from the ashtray (about $3) and a bunch of shitty gospel CDs that I ended up selling on Amazon.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7818417 - 12/31/07 08:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I got jumped by 7 pussy faggpot kids for a measely 5 bucks i was gonna throw them to smoke a blunt with them:justdontknow:


didnt see that comming


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Anonymous #10

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7818449 - 12/31/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to walk around at night and try car doors, you would be surprised how many are unlocked.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7819146 - 01/01/08 07:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I used to walk around at night and try car doors, you would be surprised how many are unlocked.



tru dat  :werd:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7877110 - 01/14/08 05:20 AM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Stole over 10 thousand dollars worth of jewelry from afoaf and ended up doin 6 months cause of it.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7881085 - 01/14/08 11:25 PM (16 years, 18 days ago)

Robbed a liquor store once... just kicked in the door at 2am and grabbed everything I could. Went back and got more. Then went back a third time and there was about half a dozen cop cars so I dipped out.

Jacked some laptops from dumbass rich college students. Just walk by when they're not paying attention trying to hit on dumb college ho's and grab that shit. By the time they notice it's gone I'm already at my dealers house.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7882537 - 01/15/08 10:24 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I broke into a gas station onetime when i was a kid.
Got a case of beer, and 8 months incarceration.

This other time we broke into a bar, and made out with a carload of beer.

And this other time we went to go buy weed from some guy that my buddy knew way out in the stix. Guy wasn't home so we broke into his trailer... more like walked in through a giant hole in the side.
The guy had torture tools, and satanic shit all over his walls. We got an ounce of some of the best weed i had partaken to date, and got the fuck out of there.
I think my friends uncle ended up murdering that guy later for some reason.

Than there was the old beer run. Fill up a cart with beer, and walk out of store.

Oh to be a kid again.




You sound like a piece of shit that wants to party all day and never take responsibility. You will never be a kid again and your bones will begin to ache as your body degrades and you return to the dirt from where you came from.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7882563 - 01/15/08 10:27 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

I, one time on a heavy dose of xanax broke into a church, tore every bible from all the pews ripped as many pages as i could and threw them about, took the main cross in the front n put it upside down hanging and turned these lamps on n left out the window i got in.

:headbanger:
it looked like something out of a horror movie type thing

beat that


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Anonymous #14

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7882565 - 01/15/08 10:27 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Jacked some laptops from dumbass rich college students. Just walk by when they're not paying attention trying to hit on dumb college ho's and grab that shit. By the time they notice it's gone I'm already at my dealers house.




Gimme my damn laptop back you prick!


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Anonymous #9

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7882574 - 01/15/08 10:28 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

i wish i woul've had a pic:mad:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Have you ever robbed/burglarized before? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7882577 - 01/15/08 10:28 AM (16 years, 17 days ago)

Me and a friend burglarized the railroad office in my old hometown when I was like, 15.

I worked for a company that cleaned the building on the weekends, so I had a key for the door and the code for the security alarm. We went there at 4:00am one morning and stole like, 5 laptops and a big tower computer.

Its amazing we didn't get caught. How many people could have had the code? And a key?

And we left fingerprints all over.

Stupid, stupid, stupid stuff.


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