Home | Community | Message Board

MushroomCube.com
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Offlinecircularvortex
Bass Head
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 4 months, 30 days
I feel dumb....
    #7808307 - 12/28/07 07:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So...apparently you can't put vegetable oil on the stove and leave it on hot for a few minutes....it started smoking a bunch and I was like shit wtf...I better take it off the burner...

So I take it off and turn the fan on. Poof, it starts burning lightly, I'm like wtf, so I throw the cover on and I start seeing little bursts of flame under the lid and the oil starts popping, so I take the lid off, going, "Ok, that was a mistake." BAM FUCKING FLAMES.

I kinda paniced and dumped the oil down the drain and there was just this giant rush of fire out of the sink. Thankfully nothing caught (especially since I don't have a fire extinguisher), but my blinds are kinda melted now.

In retrospect, I think I did everything wrong I could have, short of dumping it on the floor lol.


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSouthPArk
C'est La Vie
Female User Gallery


Registered: 05/11/05
Posts: 740
Loc: SouthPArk Flag
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #7808351 - 12/28/07 07:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

were you high?  :bongload:


--------------------

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinecircularvortex
Bass Head
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 4 months, 30 days
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: SouthPArk]
    #7808367 - 12/28/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well...yeah...


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLeinahtan
The Cultivator
Male


Registered: 04/05/07
Posts: 248
Loc: Iowa
Last seen: 10 years, 1 month
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #7808372 - 12/28/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That sounds awesome


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineNoviseer
Percussion isFree
 User Gallery


Registered: 03/18/03
Posts: 3,994
Last seen: 9 years, 2 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Leinahtan]
    #7808375 - 12/28/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ha ha that's great


--------------------
_______________________________________________________________
namaste said:
no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
_________________________________________________________________


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblefee
Im he who is the
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/16/03
Posts: 18,238
Loc: amsterdam
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Noviseer]
    #7808397 - 12/28/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

pics would have ruled


--------------------

blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineminesstudent
Who knows?
Male


Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 400
Last seen: 11 years, 29 days
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Noviseer]
    #7808399 - 12/28/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

For future reference, you use baking soda to put out grease fires.


--------------------
"The universe is the way it is because if it wasn't we wouldn't be here to talk about it"


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAngered Roach

Registered: 05/11/07
Posts: 419
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Noviseer]
    #7808400 - 12/28/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At least you didn't try putting it out with water.  :laugh:


Throw some baking soda on the fire next time that happens.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinecircularvortex
Bass Head
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 4 months, 30 days
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Angered Roach]
    #7808427 - 12/28/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Lol if it happens again I think I'm just taking it in my yard and throwing it in the snow.


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedebianlinux
Myconerd - DBK
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 8,334
Loc: Over There
Last seen: 7 months, 1 day
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #7808687 - 12/28/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Keep an ABC extinguisher in your house. Preferably in your kitchen.
Unless you simply hate your house and wish to collect insurance.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineKaptKid
Spaced Pirate
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/11/03
Posts: 6,252
Loc: Bright Side of the Sun
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: debianlinux]
    #7808709 - 12/28/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

debianlinux said:
Keep an ABC extinguisher in your house. Preferably in your kitchen.
Unless you simply hate your house and wish to collect insurance.




This is a excellent idea. I did this 5 years ago. I think it's time to replace it.


  :sun:


--------------------
Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


:sun:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinecircularvortex
Bass Head
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 4 months, 30 days
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: KaptKid]
    #7808715 - 12/28/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ya, this made me realize my need for one lol. I'll probably buy one tomorrow. How much do they run usually?


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinedebianlinux
Myconerd - DBK
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 12/09/02
Posts: 8,334
Loc: Over There
Last seen: 7 months, 1 day
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #7808735 - 12/28/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

circularvortex said:
how much do they run usually?




$10-$15 depending on size. You can find them at any hardware store or even the box stores like k-mart, wal-mart, target.

Make sure it is ABC.
Replace it every 3-5 years. If you turn it upside down and do not feel powder flowing or you feel the cake thud (the powder settles over time) it needs to be replaced.

I've only had to use one once but it definitely turned what could have been a disaster into just a silly story to tell.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineOracle Of Delphi
I, Phantom
Female


Registered: 06/23/02
Posts: 1,135
Loc: State of Disrepair
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: circularvortex]
    #7810017 - 12/29/07 09:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Flour will also put out a fire. Good thing you didnt throw water into it.
Lets just be glad your house didn't go on fire.
OoD


--------------------


http://dictionary.reference.com/



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekidaihuan
First Growery Ban
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/25/07
Posts: 3,173
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7810070 - 12/29/07 09:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I did that before, but I made the stupid mistake of putting water on it. No harm done though, I was a quick thinker after that.

If you don't have a fire extinguisher or anything to toss on it, the thing I did worked pretty well.

I moved it to the sink, quickly, but firmly as not to spill the oil, then once the pan was in the sink (not laying in the sink, but almost) then roll the handle and turn the pot over. The oil will go down the drain, but the fire won't flare up because it will be smothered by the pot.

But really, what you're supposed to do is turn off the flame and let it burn out or smother it with the lid. Sometimes that just doesn't work though.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinekidaihuan
First Growery Ban
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/25/07
Posts: 3,173
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7810073 - 12/29/07 09:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Also.

I was really lucky.

I was cooking dinner for my girlfriend and lucky nothing got fucked but some black marks on the roof. Got up on the counter and wiped them down, cleaned the pot, and cooked myself my meat with milk instead of oil. Didn't use oil for a while after that.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineeve69
--=..Did Adam and ...?=--
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 3,910
Loc: isle de la muerte Flag
Last seen: 24 days, 8 hours
Re: I feel dumb.... [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7810197 - 12/29/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fun huh? I used to work broiler at this joint on Bourbon street with a double deck oven and if one didn't wash the bars holding the drip pan every shift they would combust and set the drip pan on fire. Well, after kickass nights broiling steaks by dozens the drip tray which fed the drip pan would fill up and sure enough like clockwork it would burst into flames, so then one would have to pull it out and throw the whole thing on the floor and throw salt or flour on it.

Anyway one night some dildohead who obviously had never read a fucking book in his life started throwing water on the flames as soon as I pulled the rack out and the flames spread all over the kitchen - inn the middle of service - we were so busy we didn't even stop to put them out for a full minute. During Mardi-Gras.

So let this be a lesson to you.


--------------------
...or something







Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Shop: PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale   Left Coast Kratom Kratom Powder For Sale   Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends.
( 1 2 all )
splifftoter 4,439 36 07/15/04 10:39 AM
by ShroomFan
* the dumbing down of america
( 1 2 all )
kaiowas 3,476 32 08/29/03 03:53 AM
by geokills
* umpires are dumb Infrared 343 5 05/30/04 07:31 PM
by YouEnjoyMyself
* I feel so sick! lukeboots 533 0 06/08/04 12:50 PM
by lukeboots
* few things feel better...
( 1 2 all )
hevvy_psi 4,573 32 02/23/04 11:36 PM
by hevvy_psi
* I feel sorry for deaf people...
( 1 2 all )
oneducktwoducks 4,491 24 10/29/03 11:19 PM
by Sheepish
* Feeling like the oppression is really getting to you? MOTH 2,122 15 11/20/03 05:51 AM
by Lightningfractal
* I feel like shit! Vulture 1,231 13 04/28/04 08:46 PM
by whiterabbit13

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
653 topic views. 3 members, 101 guests and 193 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.037 seconds spending 0.014 seconds on 14 queries.