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InvisibleJack Albertson
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I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside)
    #7807787 - 12/28/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A week with no internet, which also means a week with no masturbation and no shroomery. Ive returned from ohio and im happy to be home. As soon as i got here i called my friend so we can hit the gb. He's all telling me about his new phone and talking about this bluetooth fille transfer thing he bought. So at some point he tells me to open this folder that has 1 picture in it. I open it and find this.

He claims it wasnt his and says the only way we can find out is to pull his cock out and compare it to the cock in the photo, which he knew i wouldnt be down for that. And i say, " im pretty fucking sure it isnt mine, ive been out of town for a week. Keep in mind i gave him the key to my home to tend to my "affairs" whilst in absentia.
I enlarged the photo and you can see the doorway and the mirror in the  backround between the pullee's legs. that's the exact lay out of his room. A little suspect eh?:strokebeard:


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7807794 - 12/28/07 03:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you gotta see the wang to know for sure. Bite the bullet and do it.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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InvisibleJack Albertson
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807801 - 12/28/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

id really rather not. really.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7807883 - 12/28/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then frankly, it will always remain a mystery.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7808278 - 12/28/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why no masturbation?


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7808314 - 12/28/07 07:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

kidaihuan said:
Why no masturbation?




Right? No spank bank?


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: circularvortex]
    #7808469 - 12/28/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i was staying at my brothers house with my two young nieces around constantly. plus his computer is beyond repair.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7808484 - 12/28/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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ts727 said:
i was staying at my brothers house with my two young nieces around constantly.




Say no more :wink:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.



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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7808522 - 12/28/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Um...thanks..for the...cock shot?


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InvisibleJack Albertson
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7808523 - 12/28/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

no prob bob. it's not mine.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7808605 - 12/28/07 09:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

What's the big deal? If it's his then you've seen it all anyway


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7808681 - 12/28/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wtf


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Robo]
    #7808857 - 12/28/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it's fucking weird. If im going to trust someone to be in my house, i should be able to trust in the fact that they wont take pictures of their dick and stash them on my computer.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7809819 - 12/29/07 06:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ts727 said:
If im going to trust someone to be in my house, i should be able to trust in the fact that they wont take pictures of their dick and stash them on my computer.




So true...


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7809950 - 12/29/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

thats nasty


peace out Dm


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Re: I've Returned!!! With a funny story. (cock shot inside) [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7810058 - 12/29/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

mawhahahahahahhahhahahahah.


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