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Brain Fart
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My Belated Christmas Gift
#7806519 - 12/28/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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So a miracle/act of god/something happened yesterday..
For information purposes to help you see relevence, I was pulled over and arrested for an OWI bout 3 months ago.
A friend and I decided to blaze some herbs on our way to a party. Got pulled over by some asswad cop who was dedicated to finding somethin illegal on me. He made me do all these sobriety tests which I passed and demanded that I take a blood test..Well me being an idiot I was like alright well if I refuse I lose my shit and get a ticket anyway mise well give it a shot..
Anyway so I got a phonecall now yesterday like 3 months later sayin my test results came back negative for everything and the OWI was dropped.
I was like OMFG I screamed bloody murder hallelujiah at the top of my lungs while dancing around on my tippy toes outside..lol..I was happy.
What a great christmas gift even if it was a day late and I got nothing else.. Oh well
Merry Belated Christmas to me and fuck you Officer Delmore. haha
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
#7806608 - 12/28/07 05:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Brain Fart said: So a miracle/act of god/something happened yesterday..
For information purposes to help you see relevence, I was pulled over and arrested for an OWI bout 3 months ago.
A friend and I decided to blaze some herbs on our way to a party. Got pulled over by some asswad cop who was dedicated to finding somethin illegal on me. He made me do all these sobriety tests which I passed and demanded that I take a blood test..Well me being an idiot I was like alright well if I refuse I lose my shit and get a ticket anyway mise well give it a shot..
Anyway so I got a phonecall now yesterday like 3 months later sayin my test results came back negative for everything and the OWI was dropped.
I was like OMFG I screamed bloody murder hallelujiah at the top of my lungs while dancing around on my tippy toes outside..lol..I was happy.
What a great christmas gift even if it was a day late and I got nothing else.. Oh well
Merry Belated Christmas to me and fuck you Officer Delmore. haha
i thought that said OWL.
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kidaihuan
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Were you driving?
Why would they file an owl without any evidence?
America is one fucked up evil empire.
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kidaihuan
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: kidaihuan]
#7806624 - 12/28/07 05:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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And how did you pass a blood test?
For god's sake, you're posting on a drug forum.
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Brain Fart
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: kidaihuan]
#7807379 - 12/28/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude, the car wreaked like bud so they had reasonable cause. They found bud on my friend and so they put two and two together.
I DUNNO HOW I PASSED thats why it was a christmas gift!
Santa busted in all james bond and fucked up my blood sample for me? lol I dunno but there is no possible way that I should hav passed.
I'm convinced someone at the lab fucked up or otherwise just let me go for christmas..I dunno.
Ha Ha
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
#7807635 - 12/28/07 03:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I found out a ticket I got and never paid last year just somehow disappeared, probably because the cop was out of his jurisdiction to be writing students tickets on campus.
But I was trying to get licensed as a security guard and they told me I wouldn't get cleared if I had outstanding tickets or anything, and lo and behold on the 27th the company calls me and says "We have your certification, when can you start work?"
Christmas presents indeed Enjoy the free karma!
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Brain Fart
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Jadian]
#7807726 - 12/28/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Cheers mate!
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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
#7807774 - 12/28/07 03:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Does a blood test show if you had recently gotten high? cause that would be so easy to get thrown out of court. Have you filed a complain against the officer yet? I would. Tell him you got profiled because of your age, they way you look, etc. I wouldnt even be above lying about stuff, I called in a false report of erratic driving on a cop who waits and gives tickets (gave me an asinine one that was not cheap) and I havent seen him or any cop there since. used to be all the time too!
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Brain Fart
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AHA Nice, I should do that..
This guy actually put a nightvision camera on a cord down my air vents to search for drugs..Like he is ridiculous..
I wonder what I could accuse him of...
And no blood tests for that purpose only show if there is a intoxicating lvl of THC metabolites in you at the time.
However i believe THC doesnt enter the blood/urine until 6 hours after you smoke (it's not traceable till then) I dunno..
Im just glad I got off..
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