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InvisibleBrain Fart
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My Belated Christmas Gift
    #7806519 - 12/28/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So a miracle/act of god/something happened yesterday..

For information purposes to help you see relevence, I was pulled over and arrested for an OWI bout 3 months ago.

A friend and I decided to blaze some herbs on our way to a party. Got pulled over by some asswad cop who was dedicated to finding somethin illegal on me. He made me do all these sobriety tests which I passed and demanded that I take a blood test..Well me being an idiot I was like alright well if I refuse I lose my shit and get a ticket anyway mise well give it a shot..


Anyway so I got a phonecall now yesterday like 3 months later sayin my test results came back negative for everything and the OWI was dropped.

I was like OMFG I screamed bloody murder hallelujiah at the top of my lungs while dancing around on my tippy toes outside..lol..I was happy.

What a great christmas gift even if it was a day late and I got nothing else.. Oh well

Merry Belated Christmas to me and fuck you Officer Delmore. haha


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
    #7806608 - 12/28/07 05:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Brain Fart said:
So a miracle/act of god/something happened yesterday..

For information purposes to help you see relevence, I was pulled over and arrested for an OWI bout 3 months ago.

A friend and I decided to blaze some herbs on our way to a party. Got pulled over by some asswad cop who was dedicated to finding somethin illegal on me. He made me do all these sobriety tests which I passed and demanded that I take a blood test..Well me being an idiot I was like alright well if I refuse I lose my shit and get a ticket anyway mise well give it a shot..


Anyway so I got a phonecall now yesterday like 3 months later sayin my test results came back negative for everything and the OWI was dropped.

I was like OMFG I screamed bloody murder hallelujiah at the top of my lungs while dancing around on my tippy toes outside..lol..I was happy.

What a great christmas gift even if it was a day late and I got nothing else.. Oh well

Merry Belated Christmas to me and fuck you Officer Delmore. haha




i thought that said OWL.


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7806623 - 12/28/07 05:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Were you driving?

Why would they file an owl without any evidence?

America is one fucked up evil empire.


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806624 - 12/28/07 05:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And how did you pass a blood test?

For god's sake, you're posting on a drug forum.


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807379 - 12/28/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Dude, the car wreaked like bud so they had reasonable cause. They found bud on my friend and so they put two and two together.

I DUNNO HOW I PASSED thats why it was a christmas gift!

Santa busted in all james bond and fucked up my blood sample for me? lol I dunno but there is no possible way that I should hav passed.

I'm convinced someone at the lab fucked up or otherwise just let me go for christmas..I dunno.

Ha Ha


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
    #7807635 - 12/28/07 03:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I found out a ticket I got and never paid last year just somehow disappeared, probably because the cop was out of his jurisdiction to be writing students tickets on campus.

But I was trying to get licensed as a security guard and they told me I wouldn't get cleared if I had outstanding tickets or anything, and lo and behold on the 27th the company calls me and says "We have your certification, when can you start work?"

Christmas presents indeed :grin:  Enjoy the free karma!


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Jadian]
    #7807726 - 12/28/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Cheers mate!:crazy2:


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Brain Fart]
    #7807774 - 12/28/07 03:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Does a blood test show if you had recently gotten high? cause that would be so easy to get thrown out of court. Have you filed a complain against the officer yet? I would. Tell him you got profiled because of your age, they way you look, etc. I wouldnt even be above lying about stuff, I called in a false report of erratic driving on a cop who waits and gives tickets (gave me an asinine one that was not cheap) and I havent seen him or any cop there since. used to be all the time too! :rofl2:


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Re: My Belated Christmas Gift [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807888 - 12/28/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

AHA Nice, I should do that..

This guy actually put a nightvision camera on a cord down my air vents to search for drugs..Like he is ridiculous..

I wonder what I could accuse him of...

And no blood tests for that purpose only show if there is a intoxicating lvl of THC metabolites in you at the time.

However i believe THC doesnt enter the blood/urine until 6 hours after you smoke (it's not traceable till then) I dunno..

Im just glad I got off..:thumbup:


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