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StonedShroom
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cute girl at my work
#7806381 - 12/28/07 01:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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man. I totally want her.
I don't even know if she has a boyfriend. or is even gay.
the general rule is if I can get a bit of alcohol and make her cum then she's mine.
she was kinda hinting around she didn't have anything to do on new years eve.
I'll have to invite her here then.
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jewunit
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I demand a video.
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StonedShroom
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: jewunit]
#7806400 - 12/28/07 01:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ask your mom.
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tits or it didnt happen
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jewunit
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Videos of urns are far less appealing than videos of sex.
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: jewunit]
#7806430 - 12/28/07 01:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ya pics or it didn't happen.
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MOTH
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How does one girl indicate to another girl that they are interested in romance?
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: MOTH]
#7806448 - 12/28/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i dunno.. from what i see girls are all cutesy with each other all the time.. i bet being a lesbo would be frustrating.
Edited by im_on_a_boat (12/28/07 02:14 AM)
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Merkin
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Quote:
the general rule is if I can get a bit of alcohol and make her cum then she's mine.
err... wha?
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: Merkin]
#7806477 - 12/28/07 02:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you just go for it??! I think I'm gonna be bold. I don't really want pussy. Just physical affection in other ways.
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C20H25N3O
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: Merkin]
#7806508 - 12/28/07 02:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Merkin said:
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the general rule is if I can get a bit of alcohol and make her cum then she's mine.
err... wha?
ahh, the alcohol. Thats what I've been missing. I figure making her cum was enouhg =P
no seriously, what!?
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MOTH
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: C20H25N3O]
#7806514 - 12/28/07 02:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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But doesn't alcohol tend to "dry things out?"
Seems like it would
I guess nothing a little spit wouldn't handle
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C20H25N3O
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: MOTH]
#7806562 - 12/28/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I dont know, I never drink. I've been a pot head most my life -- except for the last month.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: MOTH]
#7806604 - 12/28/07 05:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
MOTH said: But doesn't alcohol tend to "dry things out?" No, quote the opposite.
Seems like it would you don't have sex often, do you?
I guess nothing a little spit wouldn't handle
again.....
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2FiNiTe
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replace alcohol with X, then replace "Cum" with "Multiple Orgasms".
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memes
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7807178 - 12/28/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
2FiNiTe said: replace alcohol with X, then replace "Cum" with "Multiple Orgasms".
replace X with morphine, then replace 'multiple orgasms' with 'drool'
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2FiNiTe
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: memes]
#7807185 - 12/28/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Better Idea^^^^^^
Forget about the sex
Better yet...replace X with Morphine then replace Multiple Orgasims with a needle.
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Edited by 2FiNiTe (12/28/07 11:32 AM)
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2FiNiTe
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Re: cute girl at my work [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7807186 - 12/28/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Then just give her a cig and she'll love you forever, or until you run out of narcotics.
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JacquesCousteau
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Quote:
Oracle Of Delphi said:
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MOTH said: But doesn't alcohol tend to "dry things out?" No, quote the opposite.
Seems like it would you don't have sex often, do you?
I guess nothing a little spit wouldn't handle
again.....
OoD
Whahaha... awesome. I swear moth, I'm not laughing at you. 
Although alchohol is technically dehydrating, it also tends to be a bit of an aphrodisiac in it's own way. Excitement has a way of overpowering dehydration...
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Cannabischarlie
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I barely know how to show women I like them AS A MAN. I cant even fathom to think how lesbians know average other girls are lesbians without being blunt about it.
If you do go at it, get a strap on and dry smash her shitbox, OTD style.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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2FiNiTe
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Its all in the eyes my friend.;)
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