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I need something to hold my junk.
#7803360 - 12/27/07 09:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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While I work out. I've discovered the hard way that boxers can make a tangled mess down there (i.e. The beans were above the frank). I HATE tightie whities, are there alternatives? It's been 2 months or so but I'm still pretty new to the gym scene.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803367 - 12/27/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I find boxer briefs to be alright.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Riboflavin]
#7803380 - 12/27/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have a pair of "Sonoma" briefs... I don't like tighty whities either, but these are comfortable as fuck, and hold your junk perfectly... They are also made of some shit that wicks away sweat, so they'd be good for working out...
THESE...
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Riboflavin]
#7803382 - 12/27/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Get a girlfriend.
She can hook you up with some panties.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Riboflavin]
#7803413 - 12/27/07 10:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Riboflavin said: I find boxer briefs to be alright.
QFT
i wear them for working out especially, i bought my first couple of pairs less than a month ago
they are awesome, get the hanes kind
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803421 - 12/27/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: While I work out. I've discovered the hard way that boxers can make a tangled mess down there (i.e. The beans were above the frank). I HATE tightie whities, are there alternatives? It's been 2 months or so but I'm still pretty new to the gym scene.
While you work out, I suggest grabbing yourself a pair of Compression shorts. Get your dick and balls situated. Then you are set.
I dont like breifs soo much because they are cotton and I find myself itching and having to keep readjusting my dick and balls while I lift.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Atheist]
#7803423 - 12/27/07 10:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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what kind of working out do you guys do?
I find boxers to be perfectly adequate, I work out with weights though so I don't move much, but even when I run they work well.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7803427 - 12/27/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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just weight lifting and running
boxers always ride my ass while i fuckin workout and that shit gets old
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7803431 - 12/27/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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tyler_0_durden said: what kind of working out do you guys do?
I find boxers to be perfectly adequate, I work out with weights though so I don't move much, but even when I run they work well.
Well lucky for you, it sounds like you have a small dick and balls. I couldnt imagine running in boxers. I learned that the hard way in high school phys ed.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7803433 - 12/27/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sweet, thanks for the suggestions. I was at Dick's Sporting Goods last night looking around but I didn't know where to start I always thought boxer briefs looked goofy, but they're probably really appropriate for my situation.
To Mr. Durden: I do mainly cardio on the elliptical machine, usually at an incline of 18 and a resistance of 8. After a mile or 2 my boxers hike up and they end up pinching my nuts against: My leg, my boxers, each other, etc.. I keep putting my hands in my pockets to try to adjust them but it never works. One time I had to step off the machine just to give everything a shake and have it all fall back into place.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Atheist]
#7803441 - 12/27/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I prefer boxer briefs for all parts of daily life, including working out. They are the best of both worlds and ladies seem to really like them.
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girls definitely like them
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Atheist]
#7803451 - 12/27/07 10:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah if you're not a fat guy . Well not TOO much anymore. I went from 245-250 to 215 so I definitely look better.. Maybe I'll go pick up a few pairs to try out .
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: MaddenKing081]
#7803463 - 12/27/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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tyler_0_durden said: what kind of working out do you guys do?
I find boxers to be perfectly adequate, I work out with weights though so I don't move much, but even when I run they work well.
Well lucky for you, it sounds like you have a small dick and balls. I couldnt imagine running in boxers. I learned that the hard way in high school phys ed.
i never really cared about the flopping
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803520 - 12/27/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hardly ever work out without boxer briefs on these days, especially because my workouts nearly always involve grappling or kickboxing with people, and the worst possible thing that can happen in those situations is positioning or pinching problems with the boys.
Also if you look into any MMA or martial arts type website, they have a spandex type of shorts that go down right above your knees, kind of like boxer-briefs but a little more secure, and girls REALLY like those for some reason if you've got the ass and legs to pull 'em off.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803523 - 12/27/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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bikini briefs FTW
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803535 - 12/27/07 11:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used to wear boxers for everything until earlier this season. I decided I'd try out some compression shorts (spandex), and I haven't looked back since. Any time I'm "working out" I'm wearing a cup, too, which kinda holds your shit anyway, but it's infinitely more comfortable with spandex on.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7803540 - 12/27/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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After staring at the perfectly chiseled female ass in front of me, I realized that women have it easier than men in that respect. The girls behind me must have been laughing at me doing that move where you jiggle your leg mid-stride to re-adjust Running is probably the worst thing for cockandballs.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
#7803541 - 12/27/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh, and not only are they more comfortable for your nuts, they provide nice support for the muscles in your thighs and prevent and sort of chafing as well. Make sure you get longer ones too.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
#7803546 - 12/27/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah chafing is a whole other issue. My nipples hate me right now.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
#7803549 - 12/27/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ah those things are called compression shorts huh? I always just called them wrestling shorts because I've only seen wrestlers or grapplers using them for the most part.
Shit I own a few pair and didn't even know that
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
#7803553 - 12/27/07 11:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's what I've always heard 'em called. A lot of kids on my lacrosse team in high school wore 'em.
Newbie: If your nips get chaffed, look into getting some Under Armor shirts, or something similar.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
#7803561 - 12/27/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Makes sense, the only sports I did before MMA were hockey and football, and you need a cup and padded shorts for both of those so underwear was optional
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
#7803583 - 12/27/07 11:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?
aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: kidaihuan]
#7803590 - 12/27/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said: Get a girlfriend.
She can hook you up with some panties.
I ONLY wear panties!
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7803594 - 12/27/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Gah! Why would cups be public fucking equipment, they cost like 15 bucks.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803614 - 12/27/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think they're called "spotters", they hold your junk for you. I dunno, just part of the whole "gym scene" i guess.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7803640 - 12/27/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Muppet said: hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?
aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required
Fuuuuuuck no. Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something? You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk? Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
#7803658 - 12/27/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jadian said:
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Muppet said: hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?
aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required
Fuuuuuuck no. Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something? You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk? Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.
I didnt even wear a cup for football. I played defensive back and never really needed one.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: MaddenKing081]
#7803669 - 12/27/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think I'm the only guy that hates football.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: kidaihuan]
#7803682 - 12/27/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said: Get a girlfriend.
She can hook you up with some panties.
Heh, if it worked I'd totally use 'em. When it comes to my guys I don't sacrifice anything for comfort. There's nothing worse than a wandering ball getting squished on the 'ol bike seat.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803691 - 12/27/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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NewbieShroomie said: I think I'm the only guy that hates football.
oh no - I hate it too my friend
but I also hate all others sports too though
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7803695 - 12/27/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hockey > football X 100000000
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
#7803706 - 12/27/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jadian said: Fuuuuuuck no. Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something? You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk? Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.
I dunno...I never really took sports
I just *assumed* that all helmets/pads/etc were community property, and the only thing people ever took with them where the uniforms themselves
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Irradiated_Feces said: OLD SCHOOL hockey > football X 100000000
New hockey is the g3y... They should wear skirts.
I was a HUGE hockey fan when it was hockey, not this ballet shit we have today. Fuck the Europeans and their faggy style of play.
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most things are greater then football times a billion though
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7803714 - 12/27/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ha, other way around. At least for lacrosse. Yeah, you could use team issued gloves and shoulder pads, but they fucking sucked, and if you had been playing for more than a year you didn't. The only thing team issued we used were jerseys and helmets, and some kids didn't use the helmets, but they looked stupid as fuck because their shit didn't match.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7803718 - 12/27/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Muppet said:
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NewbieShroomie said: I think I'm the only guy that hates football.
oh no - I hate it too my friend
but I also hate all others sports too though
The only sport I can tolerate is boxing, and that's pretty much gone too. All they fuckin do is hug each other!
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#7803725 - 12/27/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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New hockey is still good, but they need to lose the instigator rule so teams can throw down when someone fucks with their star.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
#7804110 - 12/27/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Even when you where issued a helmet at the beginning of a season, that was your helmet for the entire season. Helmets (football helmets especially) aren't a one-size-fits-all sort of deal. Even a football helmet that fits well HURTS for the first week or two of practice before you get used to it/break it in. The same (other than the pain) went with the shoulder pads and hip/ass/thigh pads that where issued. Nobody owned their own football pads. In hockey it seemed as though everyone owned all their own equipment. In lacrosse helmets where often issued although many kids (including myself) owned their own (which tended to match since most kids knew what school they where playing for when they bought them). In my final year of playing, the Cascade type helmet was becoming popular, and my school bought spiffy red ones for the whole team and everyone had a school issued helmet, because every kid on the team who owned a helmet at that point had a brain-bucket style helmet. (I still have mine.)
Anyway, the point of this was to endorse compression pants. They held my junk in place nicely, and where crucial fo wearing a cup, which I had to do for every sport I played. Without the compression pants the cup would cause horrible, painful chaffing.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Ziggen]
#7804164 - 12/27/07 01:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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so does that mean that every year the school would have to buy a whole new stock of pads an shit for everyone?
like - did you take this shit with you when the season was over
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
#7804166 - 12/27/07 01:56 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I used briefs man, they are the best of both worlds.
I thought you were talking about heroin when I first read the title.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Ziggen]
#7804270 - 12/27/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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You cant wear your shit too tight even if you think it will support better. Talk about ball-crunch. You also dont want something so tight you can't fart.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
#7804835 - 12/27/07 05:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Muppet said: so does that mean that every year the school would have to buy a whole new stock of pads an shit for everyone?
like - did you take this shit with you when the season was over
No, you turned it in at the end of every year, but based on the fact that the shit didn't reek the next year it was cleaned, at least to some degree, during the off-season. The point being that due to issues such as sizing and staph/fungal infections, kids don't have to share equipment during the course of a season.
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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Ziggen]
#7805325 - 12/27/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah they probably just threw all that shit in a bleach bath or something.
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