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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
    #7803549 - 12/27/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ah those things are called compression shorts huh?  I always just called them wrestling shorts because I've only seen wrestlers or grapplers using them for the most part.

Shit I own a few pair and didn't even know that :lol:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
    #7803553 - 12/27/07 11:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's what I've always heard 'em called. A lot of kids on my lacrosse team in high school wore 'em.

Newbie: If your nips get chaffed, look into getting some Under Armor shirts, or something similar.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
    #7803561 - 12/27/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Makes sense, the only sports I did before MMA were hockey and football, and you need a cup and padded shorts for both of those so underwear was optional :tongue:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
    #7803583 - 12/27/07 11:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?  :what:



aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required  :crazy:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7803590 - 12/27/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Get a girlfriend.

She can hook you up with some panties.

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I ONLY wear panties!:crankey:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
    #7803594 - 12/27/07 11:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Gah! Why would cups be public fucking equipment, they cost like 15 bucks.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
    #7803614 - 12/27/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think they're called "spotters", they hold your junk for you. I dunno, just part of the whole "gym scene" i guess.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
    #7803640 - 12/27/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?  :what:



aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required  :crazy:




Fuuuuuuck no.  Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something?  You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk?  Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
    #7803658 - 12/27/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Jadian said:
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Muppet said:
hold on a minute...do you mean to tell me that football players don't have to wear chonies?  :what:



aren't the cups 'public domain' though? (i.e. at the end of the game they just all go ina big box, and when the next game comes around everyone just grabs one from the pile) cause if that's the case - then that's pretty fucken sick that underwear ain't required  :crazy:




Fuuuuuuck no.  Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something?  You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk?  Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.




I didnt even wear a cup for football. I played defensive back and never really needed one.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: MaddenKing081]
    #7803669 - 12/27/07 11:47 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think I'm the only guy that hates football.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7803682 - 12/27/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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kidaihuan said:
Get a girlfriend.

She can hook you up with some panties.

:penguindog:




Heh, if it worked I'd totally use 'em.  When it comes to my guys I don't sacrifice anything for comfort.  There's nothing worse than a wandering ball getting squished on the 'ol bike seat.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
    #7803691 - 12/27/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I think I'm the only guy that hates football.



oh no - I hate it too my friend



but I also hate all others sports too though  :smirk:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Newbie]
    #7803695 - 12/27/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hockey > football X 100000000


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Jadian]
    #7803706 - 12/27/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Jadian said:
Fuuuuuuck no.  Did you have some gym class locker room problems during middle school or something?  You honestly think people would just randomly grab a cup out of a bag and slap it on their junk?  Everyone had their own straps and HOPEFULLY everyone washed them after every game, I know I did.



I dunno...I never really took sports



I just *assumed* that all helmets/pads/etc were community property, and the only thing people ever took with them where the uniforms themselves  :shrug:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7803710 - 12/27/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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OLD SCHOOL hockey > football X 100000000




New hockey is the g3y... They should wear skirts.

I was a HUGE hockey fan when it was hockey, not this ballet shit we have today. Fuck the Europeans and their faggy style of play.

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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7803711 - 12/27/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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hockey > football X 100000000



most things are greater then football times a billion though  :smirk:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
    #7803714 - 12/27/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ha, other way around. At least for lacrosse.
Yeah, you could use team issued gloves and shoulder pads, but they fucking sucked, and if you had been playing for more than a year you didn't. The only thing team issued we used were jerseys and helmets, and some kids didn't use the helmets, but they looked stupid as fuck because their shit didn't match.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: Muppet]
    #7803718 - 12/27/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Muppet said:
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NewbieShroomie said:
I think I'm the only guy that hates football.



oh no - I hate it too my friend



but I also hate all others sports too though  :smirk:




The only sport I can tolerate is boxing, and that's pretty much gone too.  All they fuckin do is hug each other!  :shrug:


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7803725 - 12/27/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

New hockey is still good, but they need to lose the instigator rule so teams can throw down when someone fucks with their star.


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Re: I need something to hold my junk. [Re: jewunit]
    #7804110 - 12/27/07 01:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Even when you where issued a helmet at the beginning of a season, that was your helmet for the entire season. Helmets (football helmets especially) aren't a one-size-fits-all sort of deal. Even a football helmet that fits well HURTS for the first week or two of practice before you get used to it/break it in.
The same (other than the pain) went with the shoulder pads and hip/ass/thigh pads that where issued.
Nobody owned their own football pads.
In hockey it seemed as though everyone owned all their own equipment.
In lacrosse helmets where often issued although many kids (including myself) owned their own (which tended to match since most kids knew what school they where playing for when they bought them). In my final year of playing, the Cascade type helmet was becoming popular, and my school bought spiffy red ones for the whole team and everyone had a school issued helmet, because every kid on the team who owned a helmet at that point had a brain-bucket style helmet. (I still have mine.)

Anyway, the point of this was to endorse compression pants. They held my junk in place nicely, and where crucial fo wearing a cup, which I had to do for every sport I played. Without the compression pants the cup would cause horrible, painful chaffing.


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