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Lets hear your best pot story
    #7802659 - 12/27/07 01:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This happened a few years back. I was working with my brother at his friends house. We did some painting for the dude he bought green from. so it is the end of the day and we are almost done. His friend tells us it's time for a break. So we sit down and relax in the living room, then his brings out the most beautiful thing I have ever seen... a pound of Humboldt county:eek: my jaw dropped to the floor! he rolls up 2 fat joints and we smoke 1 between the 3 of us... I get completely and utterly ripped! and we are not done painting! All I remember doing is sitting there, staring at a radiator because it looked cool from the visuals! It took me an hour to paint that radiator:grin: and boy was it fun!

So we finally get done with the job and go downstairs to clean up... As soon as I walk down there I get a huge whiff of pot. So as my bro and I are cleaning up the brushes, he says "i gotta show you something" We walk and he points out a huge paper bag. I look inside and there are 4 huge bricks of pot! He says that they are either 10 or 20 pounds each! the pot wasn't Humboldt, but it was some really good shit. We go back upstairs and smoke the 2nd Humboldt fatty! To top it off, I get to bring home a fat sack of Humboldt bud:) Best day of work in my life! I get to see the most weed I have ever seen and also smoke some of the best bud in the world:sun:


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: danlennon3]
    #7802709 - 12/27/07 01:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

smoking with two friends, one really close and one we kind of knew. we started to talk about other drugs we've done, and the one we didn't know too well started talking about crack.

he said he smoked it and it felt like a very intense coke trip for about 8-10 hours. me and my good friend immediately started looking at each other like "wtf, that sounds like speed not crack".

well he ended up calling the friend he did it with and he told him it was meth not crack.

we all started cracking up :lol:

oh man... good times  :bongload:


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: razmablues]
    #7803145 - 12/27/07 07:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hmmm there are so many, but the last one is pretty cool. I was out visiting some friends and we decide to go to this little pub (It was halloween) Basically I just sat around, drank some tea, and met new people. At the end of the night one of the guys I met asked if I smoked and to meet him behind the pub (He was trying to avoid the psycho girl he was with lol) So we (Me and a 2 more people I just met that night, my friend had caught a ride home) go around get in the car drove around. Dude this guy got me so HIGH and after the 2nd bowl he packed a 3rd then I realized...oh crap...I don't know my way around this town so I passed.

Needless to say I get back to the car and try to remember how the heck I got to where I was (I followed some people there) I drove around this town for atleast an hour trying to find my friends house. It was awesome but scary at the same time. I just found it funny that on all the nights I decide to do this I run into a police barracade not once but TWICE. When I saw the 2nd one I turned around and went the other way...which happened to be the right one.

Regardless I somehow made it to my friends house, thankfully they left the door unlock and I passed out on the couch with a chuckle. What a night.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7803185 - 12/27/07 08:24 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i watched somebody smoke a joint made almost entirely of hair once.

it was lol


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: sam420]
    #7803458 - 12/27/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

iv seen a girl take a huge bowl rip of 100% ass hair


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Atheist]
    #7803468 - 12/27/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ass hair. sounds delicious


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Atheist]
    #7803504 - 12/27/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Wow, care to elaborate. I can't imagine the steps it would take to want to smoke ass hair.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Vibrate]
    #7803510 - 12/27/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

the guy took scissors and cut his ass hair off

then they packed the ass hair into a bowl and gave it to her

she smoked it and everyone laughed (ahhhhh, i miss high school)


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Atheist]
    #7803537 - 12/27/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
the guy took scissors and cut his ass hair off

then they packed the ass hair into a bowl and gave it to her

she smoked it and everyone laughed (ahhhhh, i miss high school)




Haha same thing happened to this dude in highschool except it was a pube joint.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7803558 - 12/27/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

made a thread about this one when it happened, but here's the cut/pasted story... its the best experience of my life (or at least the funniest).
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Me and five sorority girls (i'm a guy) are driving on I95 from Baltimore towards DC, in a section where it is 3-lanes wide. We hit a bit of stop'n'go traffic, with speeds accelerating to around 15mph inbetween stops. Well, we are smoking a blunt in the far left lane, windows down music at a reasonable level, and we realize the car we're pulling up behind in traffic is an undercover cop.

Well it just so happens the girl ridin shotgun had the blunt, so she turned around, hit it and passed it back. We realized we couldn't finish this driving behind a cop in traffic so we maneuvered over two lanes to the far right. We're just chillin smoking in traffic (maybe 3min have gone by) and we end up back in the middle lane for some reason. Well, as the blunt gets to me we pull up and stop next to the cop we were behind earlier -

The blunt is in my hand, as i sit with my back against the rear driver side window (back is to the cop car basically) and he says over his P.A. "turn your music down". It perplex'd us at first, since our music wasnt' very loud, but we did so and just kept sitting in traffic. Then about 30 seconds later (as we pull back up next to him), he says (AND I MOTHERFUCKING QUOTE) "I know you're smoking the marijuana, but I have things to do".

Naturally, we freaked - sat there (stuck in traffic) wondering if he was going to pull us/search/arrest ect. but he never did anything. we threw half a perfectly good blunt out the window and exited - reentered a few miles down.

I still cant believe he said that over the PA in traffic, it was priceless.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: memes]
    #7803576 - 12/27/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I still can't believe you ditched the blunt after he told you guys you got a "get out of jail free" card.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #7803581 - 12/27/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I used to be a total spaz on weed for the first two years of schmokin' it. I would enter trance like states which would cause me to: Hallucinate, think I was a Nam Vet, glossolalia, writing pages and pages of non-sensical writing. Those first two years were very strange to me. My friends were truly patient.

I've puked off of weed once cuz' I used to hide it in the woods by my house. It rained, I smoked dank damp weed and charved everywhere.

I really couldn't handle my weed at one point. Now I smoke it medically; The high is nice, too though. Took me two years to understand the high I guess.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7803630 - 12/27/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, I don't know anyone that reacted so heavily to weed that actually kept smoking it.

I've met my share of people who just couldn't handle it, and would hallucinate or do other nonsensical things, but they sure didn't keep smoking that way for 2 years!


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Jadian]
    #7803650 - 12/27/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

All my friends smoked; I was always around it.
Don't get me wrong, I actually liked the freakouts and was "depressed" when I tamed the drug. There is only a hint left.

I just felt really bad enjoying myself in a way that isn't common.

Then, I moved on to mushrooms! Commence the freaking, again!


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7803722 - 12/27/07 11:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I understand what you mean by that so to speak. I feel as if neither mushrooms nor pot will ever be as magical and enjoyable for me as they were before, I guess my body is so used to each of them that at this point they are tools more than experienced.

Marijuana I use to sleep or when I can't eat but I need to in order to work out or something. I quit about a week ago because I'll have a drug test for a job soon and I haven't slept more than 2 consecutive hours since.

Mushrooms I use as a mental tool in order to clearly think through things and direct myself. I'm able to analyze everything going on around me from a different viewpoint that I feel adds great perspective, but it's been 5 years since I laughed uncontrollably until I cried because the energy I was feeling coming off of the walls just overwhelmed me or something.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: danlennon3]
    #7803736 - 12/27/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha, my friend did blades with a cigerette butt for 20$

also he smoked a bowl full of hair with a torch lighter for 20$ too


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Jadian]
    #7803750 - 12/27/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Yeah I understand what you mean by that so to speak.  I feel as if neither mushrooms nor pot will ever be as magical and enjoyable for me as they were before, I guess my body is so used to each of them that at this point they are tools more than experienced.

Marijuana I use to sleep or when I can't eat but I need to in order to work out or something.  I quit about a week ago because I'll have a drug test for a job soon and I haven't slept more than 2 consecutive hours since.

Mushrooms I use as a mental tool in order to clearly think through things and direct myself.  I'm able to analyze everything going on around me from a different viewpoint that I feel adds great perspective, but it's been 5 years since I laughed uncontrollably until I cried because the energy I was feeling coming off of the walls just overwhelmed me or something.




thanks for sharin' that! I used to laugh uncontrollaby aswell; now I have to work and make jokes!:crankey:

Honestly, That is why Ayahuasca is hopefully next for me.


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7803762 - 12/27/07 12:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would love to experience Ayahuasca as well given the right environment.  I'll probably try to get myself to Brazil for a martial arts tournament or something and then wander off into the jungle in hopes of finding some shaman to guide me :lol:


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Jadian]
    #7803771 - 12/27/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?

Make sure you don't kick the ass of whatever Aya spirits you see!

yeah, pot stories!


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Re: Lets hear your best pot story [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7803819 - 12/27/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Probably hotboxing in my mates car, talking about the jewish badgers.

It's not much, but we were talking crap as we didn't have anything to watch, and forgot about the radio.


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