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katfish
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48 hour house arrest
#7800498 - 12/26/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just started my 48 hours of house arrest that I have to do for a DWI i got in October. I have no idea what I am gonna do for all this time. A computer randomly calls my house for 48 hours and I have to repeat keywords and match my voiceprint. kinda sucks. and I didn't bring any shroomies with me so I can't pass the time like that.
HElp!
kF
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AJ4U
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: katfish]
#7800502 - 12/26/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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can you just call some peeps over and chill?
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RoosterCogburn
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: AJ4U]
#7800504 - 12/26/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Spend the 48 hours thinking about how much worse it would be in jail.
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Iron_Hymen
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just be thankful that you're not poked around or slapped in the face by manly sausages
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kidaihuan
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: AJ4U]
#7800513 - 12/26/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Next time the machine calls, since it will be recording your answers, rather than answering everything correctly, start making it like you're trying to seduce the machine and make strange sexual noises, then scream in orgasmic ecstasy... and hang up the phone.
Since you didn't answer correctly, they'll have to manually check it and they'll get blasted with your... message.
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lbtchnlgs
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: kidaihuan]
#7800537 - 12/26/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Think about your next DWI and how much it's going to suck. What did you blow?
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KaptKid
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: kidaihuan]
#7800540 - 12/26/07 10:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said: Next time the machine calls, since it will be recording your answers, rather than answering everything correctly, start making it like you're trying to seduce the machine and make strange sexual noises, then scream in orgasmic ecstasy... and hang up the phone.
Since you didn't answer correctly, they'll have to manually check it and they'll get blasted with your... message.
Do the time. Fuck with them and they will most likely fuck back with you. 48 hours is nothing.
Man I've been on probation 2 years. Done it by the book. No one's fucked with me. Some of the dumb shits have to keep doing 2 or 3 days in jail. Those dudes really showed the system.
Good Luck, you can do it.
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Iron_Hymen
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: KaptKid]
#7800556 - 12/26/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha this is like Paris Hilton shit
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lbtchnlgs
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7800577 - 12/26/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im on house arrest today as well. I left my dome light on last night when i got home
gotta wait for roomate to get home for a jumpp
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Rekkuzo
Lord EmperorButto



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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: lbtchnlgs]
#7800635 - 12/26/07 11:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL 48 hours?
I will finish my 6 months of house arrest on Jan 05.
You'll be fine. Just borrow a video game or something.
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Coaster
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Rekkuzo]
#7800645 - 12/26/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i shroomed with my friend who was on house arrest he shroomed with his ankle braclet thing on too ahahhahah good times
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BrAiN
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: katfish]
#7800672 - 12/26/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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katfish said: I just started my 48 hours of house arrest that I have to do for a DWI i got in October. I have no idea what I am gonna do for all this time. A computer randomly calls my house for 48 hours and I have to repeat keywords and match my voiceprint. kinda sucks. and I didn't bring any shroomies with me so I can't pass the time like that.
HElp!
kF
what if you have to take a shower or a dump
is it a 48 hour no-poop sentance too?
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BrAiN
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Coaster]
#7800675 - 12/26/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do they put people on house arrest who have jobs?
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Iron_Hymen
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: BrAiN]
#7800687 - 12/26/07 11:36 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thats a good question. In fact, I wonder if you could lose your job from a house arrest...
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Rekkuzo
Lord EmperorButto



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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#7800714 - 12/26/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was allowed to work.
And the anklets can handle showers.
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BrAiN
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Rekkuzo]
#7800730 - 12/26/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm talking about having to answer the phone... what if you're taking a dump and don't have a cordless?
And how do you work when you're stuck at home?
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Coaster
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: BrAiN]
#7800745 - 12/26/07 11:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dood brain u think of such rediculous things that scenerio is easily avoidable get a cordless or a cell fone and if u dont have those then dont do the crime lol
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marshalldylan1
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Re: 48 hour house arrest [Re: Coaster]
#7800752 - 12/26/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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To my understanding, if you are under house arrest you are only allowed to go to your workplace and nowhere else.
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Prisoner#1
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sounds a lot like being grounded to me, I could really be happy with house arrest
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Rekkuzo
Lord EmperorButto



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Honestly, it all depends on the house arrest officer you get.
But to get out, you just set up windows with them and they'll say whether or not you're allowed.
I was allowed to go out to do groceries, and go to doctor's appointments. Also, since I didn't fail any drug tests, and never stayed out longer than I was supposed to, my dude let me have most of the day out for my father's birthday.
It really depends on who you get. I was lucky and didn't get an asshole.
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