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FUCKIN condoms!!!
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This was the 2nd time I just finished bangin this hot ass chick and didnt get to finish,well her sister had to pick her up at my place so i had a time limit,And the 1st time I was just too tired and had a tiny bit of psilocybin and whiskey and fucked at 6am in the morning comin back from COSM.But this time i just drank 3 beers.
This fucking sucks ass,I was going super hyper mode too I guess im not used to it since i havent used much condoms before in the last relationship i was in...UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i just got a bunch of condoms in my stocking lol
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
#7799633 - 12/25/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Next time I'll be totally sober,I will redeem myself!
hit dat like theres no tomorrow
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Baʿal



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dood my uncle said he gets to impregnate his lesbian hot ass friend and hes married lol
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
#7799637 - 12/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
#7799639 - 12/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/21/daughters/
I know man, Condoms suck when youre in a rush. Tell your woman to take birth control
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blue balls are gay, so are condoms...
stay away.. .
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Merkin]
#7800077 - 12/26/07 03:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My girlfriend's parents gave her birth control, but since it has some side effects/potential risks, we decided she shouldn't take it.
Condoms suck.
But wait, in high school sex ed they tell you that you can't feel the condoms at all since they're so thin! And marijuana kills all your brain cells!
Fuck. It doesn't even matter how thin the condoms are, it's the way they move with you. Can't stop that with thinner condoms!
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! *DELETED* [Re: kidaihuan]
#7800084 - 12/26/07 03:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Chubba]
#7800133 - 12/26/07 05:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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get a damn vasectomy if you can afford it. I would man.. I could imagine some fucked up gf of mine way down the line sayin 'you got me pregnant' and I would just laugh and laugh and laugh..
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Raw Dawg it
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7800334 - 12/26/07 08:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: BrAiN]
#7800348 - 12/26/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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They need to invent a type of device that just covers your dickhole. That contains or releases spermicide as your sperm passes thru it. That way you still bust a nut, but it goes thru a tiny filter that kills the sperm as it passes©.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7800414 - 12/26/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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They need to invent the male birth control pill.
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u no they arnt only for preventing pregancy lol aids is a big epidemic here too theres really no way 2 prevent both the way condoms do and ya birth control pills do have bad side effects u think chix get crazy when their on their period now wait til theyre on the pill
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Yeah I've been having problems busting lately too, my girl gets all pissed cos her jaw gets tired or I make her bleed cos I'm banging the fuck outta her, it's cool though cos I got blood on my dick! But yeah I only get off like 1:3 times we fuck, and there's nothing wrong with that vag at all, it's a mental thing.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7800950 - 12/26/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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try out the anus. TMG.
and yeah condoms suck total balls. even girls have told me they dont like them.
i swear with a condom on i cant feel my dick at all. its pointless.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: pong]
#7800961 - 12/26/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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StonedShroom
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why don't you get the ultra thin condoms?
I dunno, that's where being a lesbian rocks.
A strap-on can't get a chick pregnant, and really protects against STDs, since your real body parts aren't touching. plus most of them have things that stimulate the clit of the person wearing it, so we still feel everything...
lesbians FTW!
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: kidaihuan]
#7801006 - 12/26/07 02:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said: My girlfriend's parents gave her birth control, but since it has some side effects/potential risks, we decided she shouldn't take it.
every drug has side effects and potential risks. you get birth control pills because the benefits strongly outweigh the risks.
i've been on it for years, met sooo many people who take it, and not one person i've talked to about it has ever had any 'side effects'. i got worried about side effects myself for a while, after being on the pill 5+ years, so i talked to more people who'd been on it even longer, still never met anyone who experienced the side effects.
mine even made me lose 10 pounds (yet my boobs got bigger) when i started taking it. i'll take that over the chance of a baby any day
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Lyena]
#7801024 - 12/26/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, some women need the birth control pills to regulate periods and hormones.
My last job was EXTREMELY stressful and knocked my hormones/periods completely out of whack, with a bit of an acne problem. I've had a less stressful job for 4 months and things still haven't gone back to normal. To get things back on track i'm probably going to have to start birth control. which is kinda silly. But I'm sure being all out of whack is bad for the body and although I haven't read anything that says this, I'm paranoid I'll get cancer or something nasty if I don't take care of it.
so after the holidays and when Doctors offices get back to normal I'll have to go see an OB/GYN. the only male allowed "down there" LOL
man that was TMI but I've already typed it out.
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StonedShroom said: yeah, some women need the birth control pills to regulate periods and hormones.
My last job was EXTREMELY stressful and knocked my hormones/periods completely out of whack, with a bit of an acne problem. I've had a less stressful job for 4 months and things still haven't gone back to normal. To get things back on track i'm probably going to have to start birth control. which is kinda silly. But I'm sure being all out of whack is bad for the body and although I haven't read anything that says this, I'm paranoid I'll get cancer or something nasty if I don't take care of it.
so after the holidays and when Doctors offices get back to normal I'll have to go see an OB/GYN. the only male allowed "down there" LOL
man that was TMI but I've already typed it out.
yeah, the other thing i forgot to say was that i became way less of a bitch when i started the pill too. i think the pregnancy hormones just make me a much more 'nurturing' person in general
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Liquid_Dimension
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Lyena]
#7801058 - 12/26/07 02:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Some japanese company makes these real thin condoms.Theyre called Crown condoms,Not bad but a little uncomfortable...guess I'll get me some of those again.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Lyena]
#7801075 - 12/26/07 02:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah, plus being gay I truly feel I have more testosterone than regular women anyway. like it's a genetic thing connected with being gay... you just naturally have more of the the other sex's hormone. (disclaimer- I have no scientific proof of this, just speculation) I have some gay guy friends who probably have more estrogen than me LMAO
but this poses problems, like possible pre-mature menopause and hair where it shouldn't be on a girl.
MY personal theory about being gay is kinda weird and inspired by an episode of "House". there are some people who when they were conceived they where initially twins. two eggs were fertilized but sometime early on the pregnancy, one of the fetuses couldn't make it, so the other fetus absorbed it. sometimes the fetus who didn't make it was the opposite sex of the one who did, and as a result, some cells in the survivor's body are genetically another sex... and to keep these cells alive the body had to produce higher levels of testosterone or estrogen. Now when the survivor hits puberty that extra hormone may affect the glands in the brain into what sex this person is attracted to.
anyway, this is my theory if a possible PHYSICAL reason someone might be gay.
of course, there are several MENTAL reasons one could be gay... brought on by abuse and general mistreatment by the opposite sex growing up.
so yeah.
w000.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
#7801142 - 12/26/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Motherfuckin G said: Yeah I've been having problems busting lately too, my girl gets all pissed cos her jaw gets tired or I make her bleed cos I'm banging the fuck outta her, it's cool though cos I got blood on my dick! But yeah I only get off like 1:3 times we fuck, and there's nothing wrong with that vag at all, it's a mental thing.
I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz i fucked a corpse
I had to do it
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i think they'll be figuring out more about that in the near future
i have a friend (well, i guess my ex-best friend) who is a lesbian, and she's put up with a lot of negativity for it and has had issues with it cause she felt like she was born that way. she practically wants to be a man, she idealizes being a 'hot guy' instead of being a hot chick.
early on when we became friends i found out she had a genetic disorder (her dad did a lot of coke when she was conceived and this was what happened) that she was born with that causes a great deal of physical problems, like messed up teeth and other maladies, and the disorder will probably cause her to die younger than most people. later on, i was reading about it on the internet (cause genetics and biology fascinate me) and when looking at the specific genetic disorder she had, i learned that no males with that particular condition could ever survive until being born. they all die in the womb.
it started to make a lot more sense to me about why she was basically a man in a female body, that wants to be a man. i think that she was originally somehow meant to be a man, but in order for her to be born, something had to make her female. i feel so bad for her 'cause she's forever going through issues with this..
getting totally off the original topic here though.. lol
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Lyena]
#7801170 - 12/26/07 03:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah it is a little off-topic, but maybe she had twin brother in the womb who died of that disease and her fetus absorbed his... might have been later on in pregnancy.
I personally don't want to be a guy, like go through the operation and whatnot... but I do like to wear guys clothes and I have my hair cut like a guys, take on the masculine part of the relationship, etc etc... but I've never really said to myself "I really wanna be a guy" aside from when I was younger and thought it'd be easier if I was born a guy so I could kiss the girls I wanted to kiss lol
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
#7801376 - 12/26/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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2FiNiTe said: They need to invent a type of device that just covers your dickhole. That contains or releases spermicide as your sperm passes thru it. That way you still bust a nut, but it goes thru a tiny filter that kills the sperm as it passes©.
this almost exactly exists today. it is an implant placed at the vas deferens. as such, the implantation procedure is very similar to a vasectomy except that instead of cutting and tying they place a time released spermicide implant in hhe pathway of the vas deferens. it works exactly as described and is removable at any time. it is still in voluntary trial basis and i forget the name of it.
you do not ever want anything in your dick hole. it fucking hurts.
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GnuBobo
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StonedShroom said: yeah, plus being gay I truly feel I have more testosterone than regular women anyway. like it's a genetic thing connected with being gay... you just naturally have more of the the other sex's hormone. (disclaimer- I have no scientific proof of this, just speculation) I have some gay guy friends who probably have more estrogen than me LMAO
but this poses problems, like possible pre-mature menopause and hair where it shouldn't be on a girl.
MY personal theory about being gay is kinda weird and inspired by an episode of "House". there are some people who when they were conceived they where initially twins. two eggs were fertilized but sometime early on the pregnancy, one of the fetuses couldn't make it, so the other fetus absorbed it. sometimes the fetus who didn't make it was the opposite sex of the one who did, and as a result, some cells in the survivor's body are genetically another sex... and to keep these cells alive the body had to produce higher levels of testosterone or estrogen. Now when the survivor hits puberty that extra hormone may affect the glands in the brain into what sex this person is attracted to.
anyway, this is my theory if a possible PHYSICAL reason someone might be gay.
of course, there are several MENTAL reasons one could be gay... brought on by abuse and general mistreatment by the opposite sex growing up.
so yeah.
w000.
Pretty sure you're just biologically programmed to be gay or straight or bi.
I liked Bill Richardson as a diplomat, until he got all flustered and called being gay "a choice". 
That's pretty gay.
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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: dr_gonz]
#7801619 - 12/26/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dr_gonz said:
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RandalFlagg said: They need to invent the male birth control pill.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3543478/
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