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OfflineLiquid_Dimension
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FUCKIN condoms!!!
    #7799623 - 12/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This was the 2nd time I just finished bangin this hot ass chick and didnt get to finish,well her sister had to pick her up at my place so i had a time limit,And the 1st time I was just too tired and had a tiny bit of psilocybin and whiskey and fucked at 6am in the morning comin back from COSM.But this time i just drank 3 beers.

This fucking sucks ass,I was going super hyper mode too :nonono: I guess im not used to it since i havent used much condoms before in the last relationship i was in...UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7799626 - 12/25/07 11:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i just got a bunch of condoms in my stocking lol


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
    #7799633 - 12/25/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Next time I'll be totally sober,I will redeem myself!

hit dat like theres no tomorrow :yesnod:


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7799636 - 12/25/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dood my uncle said he gets to impregnate his lesbian hot ass friend
and hes married lol


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
    #7799637 - 12/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Coaster]
    #7799639 - 12/25/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/21/daughters/

I know man, Condoms suck when youre in a rush. Tell your woman to take birth control


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7800043 - 12/26/07 02:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

blue balls are gay, so are condoms...


stay away.. .


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Merkin]
    #7800077 - 12/26/07 03:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My girlfriend's parents gave her birth control, but since it has some side effects/potential risks, we decided she shouldn't take it.

Condoms suck.

But wait, in high school sex ed they tell you that you can't feel the condoms at all since they're so thin! And marijuana kills all your brain cells!

Fuck. It doesn't even matter how thin the condoms are, it's the way they move with you. Can't stop that with thinner condoms!


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! *DELETED* [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7800084 - 12/26/07 03:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Chubba]
    #7800133 - 12/26/07 05:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

get a damn vasectomy if you can afford it. I would man.. I could imagine some fucked up gf of mine way down the line sayin 'you got me pregnant' and I would just laugh and laugh and laugh..


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7800321 - 12/26/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Raw Dawg it :thumbup:


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7800334 - 12/26/07 08:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: BrAiN]
    #7800348 - 12/26/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They need to invent a type of device that just covers your dickhole.  That contains or releases spermicide as your sperm passes thru it.  That way you still bust a nut, but it goes thru a tiny filter that kills the sperm as it passes©.  :thumbup:


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7800414 - 12/26/07 09:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They need to invent the male birth control pill.


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! *DELETED* [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7800857 - 12/26/07 01:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: sublimesanchita]
    #7800865 - 12/26/07 01:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

u no they arnt only for preventing pregancy lol
aids is a big epidemic here too
theres really no way 2 prevent both the way condoms do
and ya birth control pills do have bad side effects
u think chix get crazy when their on their period now
wait til theyre on the pill


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7800906 - 12/26/07 01:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah I've been having problems busting lately too, my girl gets all pissed cos her jaw gets tired or I make her bleed cos I'm banging the fuck outta her, it's cool though cos I got blood on my dick! But yeah I only get off like 1:3 times we fuck, and there's nothing wrong with that vag at all, it's a mental thing.


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #7800950 - 12/26/07 01:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

try out the anus. TMG.

and yeah condoms suck total balls. even girls have told me they dont like them.

i swear with a condom on i cant feel my dick at all. its pointless.


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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: pong]
    #7800961 - 12/26/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: FUCKIN condoms!!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #7801005 - 12/26/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

why don't you get the ultra thin condoms?

I dunno, that's where being a lesbian rocks.

A strap-on can't get a chick pregnant, and really protects against STDs, since your real body parts aren't touching. plus most of them have things that stimulate the clit of the person wearing it, so we still feel everything...

lesbians FTW!


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