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My Favorite Christshroom Songs
    #7797543 - 12/25/07 06:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7797554 - 12/25/07 07:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

And let's not forget the cultivator classics such as:

'Frosty the Sporeman'

'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Pinning'

and

'Have yourself a Merry Little Fungus'


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7797586 - 12/25/07 07:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

CHORUS:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door
into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks
on her back.

CHORUS

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
with cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

CHORUS

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
And the blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.

Sing it, Grandpa!

CHORUS

Merry Christmas!


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7797598 - 12/25/07 07:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)
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Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat


Edited by MushroomTrip (12/25/07 08:35 AM)


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7800507 - 12/26/07 10:14 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Jack frost nosing at your nip.:D


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
    #7801196 - 12/26/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

im dreaming of a mycellium christmas


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
    #7801562 - 12/26/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jack frost nosing at your nip.




Please leave my Japanese gardener out of the equation. He is a Shintoist anyway.


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7803759 - 12/27/07 12:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He is a Shintoist anyway.

Are they the ones who build the fancy outhouses?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
    #7803872 - 12/27/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No, those are the Doodooists you're thinking of. The Doo that can be spoken of is not the eternal Doo.


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Lion]
    #7803939 - 12/27/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ahh, the eternal Doo. :poop:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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