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OrgoneConclusion
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My Favorite Christshroom Songs
#7797543 - 12/25/07 06:45 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The First Morel
Amanitas Roasting on an Open Fire
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OrgoneConclusion
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And let's not forget the cultivator classics such as:
'Frosty the Sporeman'
'It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Pinning'
and
'Have yourself a Merry Little Fungus'
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
CHORUS: Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
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Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? SEND THEM BACK!!!
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Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!) And the blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Sing it, Grandpa!
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Merry Christmas!
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Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fucking Christmas Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fucking Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry fucking Christmas God is going to kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say, Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat
Edited by MushroomTrip (12/25/07 08:35 AM)
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Icelander
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Amanitas Roasting on an Open Fire
Jack frost nosing at your nip.:D
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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
#7801196 - 12/26/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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im dreaming of a mycellium christmas
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
#7801562 - 12/26/07 05:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jack frost nosing at your nip.
Please leave my Japanese gardener out of the equation. He is a Shintoist anyway.
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Icelander
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He is a Shintoist anyway.
Are they the ones who build the fancy outhouses?
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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Icelander]
#7803872 - 12/27/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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No, those are the Doodooists you're thinking of. The Doo that can be spoken of is not the eternal Doo.
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Re: My Favorite Christshroom Songs [Re: Lion]
#7803939 - 12/27/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ahh, the eternal Doo.
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