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Invisiblejewunit
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How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is??
    #7795643 - 12/24/07 01:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I went to this one store today to get my friend an argyle sweater because I was told they had a nice blue one on sale. So I walk in and say "Do you have any blue argyle sweaters?" The two people look at each other confused as fuck and one says "Sorry, we don't go by names of stuff, but if you know the SKU or can describe it we could help."

First of all, how the fuck am I gonna know the damned SKU of some shirt in a store I don't even shop in, let alone work in or do inventory in? Even then, why would I know the SKU?
Secondly, I did just describe it, it's fucking argyle. If you don't know what an argyle pattern is you shouldn't be working in a damned clothes store.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: jewunit]
    #7795656 - 12/24/07 01:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i think if u no wut agrygle is then ur gay
hahahahaha
iono wtf that is but i no ive gots style lol


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Coaster]
    #7795671 - 12/24/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yah, you're also a barely functioning retard who types like someone who's never passed the second grade.  WTF is "iono" is that even english?  no does not = know.  And no, you definitely don't know what style is otherwise you'd have a clue what argyle is.

Jewunit- if i were you i would have gotten the mgr and been like "since you have your special needs employees manning the register, i need some help finding an argyle sweater"  At least thats what i would have done, then again it's the holidays and you wont catch me anywhere near a store until the end of january :wink:


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: jewunit]
    #7795672 - 12/24/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn you really are Jewish.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Coaster]
    #7795684 - 12/24/07 01:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
i think if u no wut agrygle is then ur gay
hahahahaha
iono wtf that is but i no ive gots style lol




really? I hope you don't come off as that stupid in person. Ebonics isn't cool anymore, neither is ignorance.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: BoneMan]
    #7795689 - 12/24/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

did you mean to type

nargyle?

cus that would be a hookah.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: jewunit]
    #7795700 - 12/24/07 01:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So what is argyle?


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: DieCommie]
    #7795716 - 12/24/07 01:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: BoneMan]
    #7795722 - 12/24/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BoneMan said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
i think if u no wut agrygle is then ur gay
hahahahaha
iono wtf that is but i no ive gots style lol




really?  I hope you don't come off as that stupid in person.  Ebonics isn't cool anymore, neither is ignorance.




ebonics isnt cool anymore? hmmmmmnnnnnnn

think that maybe this is the internet.  and coaster is a fat black man who sells e pills and is using the profile to glorify hippie flipping to get more customers?


you really know what you are talking about




NOT!!!!!!
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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: pong]
    #7795726 - 12/24/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

btw i agree, if anyone knows what argyle is in a clothing store they have to have at least some gay tendancies, if not that they have anal beads in their ass all day every day only replacing them with dick.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: coda]
    #7795758 - 12/24/07 02:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

coda said:

Jewunit- if i were you i would have gotten the mgr and been like "since you have your special needs employees manning the register, i need some help finding an argyle sweater"




:lol:

This is truth.  Right here.  This is how it's done.  I'm going to remember this for future runins with idiots.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: CherryBom]
    #7795864 - 12/24/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hehe, feel free to use it any time :wink:  I'm usually a nice guy, but goddamn, sometimes you just have to be a dick to get things done :wink: :laugh:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Coaster]
    #7795916 - 12/24/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
i think if u no wut agrygle is then ur gay
hahahahaha
iono wtf that is but i no ive gots style lol




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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: coda]
    #7795930 - 12/24/07 03:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah man, I really hate being in the mall this time of year but the shit I wanted to get someone can only be purchased at the mall, so I had to do it. If it was any other time of year I would have taken the time to talk to someone who wasn't a fucking idiot.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: jewunit]
    #7796174 - 12/24/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I still remember what argyle is.  But I've tried desperately to forget ever since the horrible trend when I was in high school of penny-loafers with argyle socks.

God, the 80s really were tacky at times! :puke:


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #7796213 - 12/24/07 05:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

heh heh...
How 'bout going into a pizza joint and asking for a Sicilian, and getting dumb looks.
:banghead:OoD


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7796259 - 12/24/07 05:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

How 'bout going into a pizza joint and asking for a Sicilian, and getting dumb looks.




amen to that, there's no such thing as a Sicilian pie in my area (cept for the ones that pizza hut or dominoes offers). Fuck, my area has shit for pizza anyways, give me my east coast pizza or gtfo.


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-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: coda]
    #7796263 - 12/24/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well i got a 5 on my AP english test
which made me exempt from taking it in college
w00t w00t i pwn yo arse
ron paul FTW


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Coaster]
    #7796352 - 12/24/07 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
well i got a 5 on my AP english test
which made me exempt from taking it in college
w00t w00t i pwn yo arse
ron paul FTW




Are you even old enough to vote?


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Re: How do you work in a clothing store and not know what argyle is?? [Re: Redstorm]
    #7796368 - 12/24/07 06:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

he's a math major... they're often insane


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