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OrgoneConclusion
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Santa = God lite?
#7792289 - 12/23/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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He is somewhat omnisicient (he knows if you have been good or bad) and has supra-human powers. A good way to indoctrinate malleable young minds and prep them for 'adult' religion?
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Redstorm
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The only difference is that Santa only has the ability to punish by not giving, unlike God who supposedly has the power to take away.
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Redstorm]
#7792301 - 12/23/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's the interstellar police
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Redstorm]
#7792335 - 12/23/07 12:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. But mostly he taketh away.
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Clean
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bad news santa died for your sins of consumerism
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Clean]
#7792410 - 12/23/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Clean
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g'day MT.. maybe one of these days humanity can get it right? until then that big executioner in heaven is just going to have to keep crucifying all the nice people.
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Clean]
#7792507 - 12/23/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey clean 
Well, until the humanity gets it right, we might as well have some fun and Love
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mr_kite
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He's also got the big white beard. And he's a white man. Elves > Angels? Cant be coincidence.
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Sra_sephiroth0
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: mr_kite]
#7797204 - 12/25/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ha ha since im a medicine man that uses amanita some little kids thought i was santa once and exclaimed that i was when i was whereing a know your mushrooms hoddie and blue jeans it was strange
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Huehuecoyotl
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I would happily replace the Christian God with Santa. At least he is relatively benign. The Cristian God is a violent, pissed off son of a bitch.
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Sra_sephiroth0
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dude im a badass medicine man with the amanita. it sometimes causes people to whorship me
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MushroomTrip
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People do many stupid acts, there's nothing new about that
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Sra_sephiroth0
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ha ha yeah neat picture what animal is that
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MushroomTrip
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They are red pandas  They happen to be the sweetest and most cuddly little bears out there and they're an endangered species. They need all our support and love.  I was just talking to my sweetheart to get two of those and now we're getting all the details about them, because legally it's very hard to get one, but not impossible.
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Sra_sephiroth0
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wow thats fucking awsome yeah its hard to get endangered speices forsure
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MushroomTrip
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Yes, but it's not impossible.  I mean, people get to but tigers as pets, so if this can be done with tigers, it can be done with red pandas too. Not to mention if they are given the right conditions people can help them increase their number. AND they LOVE being around humans.
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Sra_sephiroth0
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NICE if your really gona take good care then awsome. the thing about tigers tho alot of people get those illegally and jaguars and many other jungle cats and animals illegally
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Diploid
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I wonder what they taste like...
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Diploid]
#7799290 - 12/25/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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They have orange & cinnamon Christmas flavor
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