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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Santa = God lite?
    #7792289 - 12/23/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He is somewhat omnisicient (he knows if you have been good or bad) and has supra-human powers. A good way to indoctrinate malleable young minds and prep them for 'adult' religion?


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7792297 - 12/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The only difference is that Santa only has the ability to punish by not giving, unlike God who supposedly has the power to take away.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Redstorm]
    #7792301 - 12/23/07 12:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It's the interstellar police :cool:


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Redstorm]
    #7792335 - 12/23/07 12:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. But mostly he taketh away.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7792398 - 12/23/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



bad news
santa died for your sins of consumerism


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Clean]
    #7792410 - 12/23/07 12:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7792459 - 12/23/07 01:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

g'day MT..
maybe one of these days humanity can get it right?
until then that big executioner in heaven is just going to have to keep crucifying all the nice people.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Clean]
    #7792507 - 12/23/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hey clean :smile:

Well, until the humanity gets it right, we might as well have some fun and Love :yesnod:


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7792840 - 12/23/07 02:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He's also got the big white beard. And he's a white man. Elves > Angels? Cant be coincidence.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: mr_kite]
    #7797204 - 12/25/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ha ha since im a medicine man that uses amanita some little kids thought i was santa once and exclaimed that i was when i was whereing a know your mushrooms hoddie and blue jeans it was strange


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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #7798208 - 12/25/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would happily replace the Christian God with Santa. At least he is relatively benign. The Cristian God is a violent, pissed off son of a bitch.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #7798561 - 12/25/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dude im a badass medicine man with the amanita. it sometimes causes people to whorship me


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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Sra_sephiroth0]
    #7798857 - 12/25/07 04:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

People do many stupid acts, there's nothing new about that :shrug:


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7798864 - 12/25/07 05:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ha ha yeah neat picture what animal is that


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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Sra_sephiroth0]
    #7798876 - 12/25/07 05:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They are red pandas :smile:
They happen to be the sweetest and most cuddly little bears out there and they're an endangered species. They need all our support and love. :heartpump:
I was just talking to my sweetheart to get two of those and now we're getting all the details about them, because legally it's very hard to get one, but not impossible. :yesnod:


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7798908 - 12/25/07 05:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wow thats fucking awsome yeah its hard to get endangered speices forsure


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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Sra_sephiroth0]
    #7798933 - 12/25/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, but it's not impossible. :smile:
I mean, people get to but tigers as pets, so if this can be done with tigers, it can be done with red pandas too.
Not to mention if they are given the right conditions people can help them increase their number.
AND they LOVE being around humans. :mushroom2:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7798950 - 12/25/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

NICE if your really gona take good care then awsome. the thing about tigers tho alot of people get those illegally and jaguars and many other jungle cats and animals illegally


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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7799247 - 12/25/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder what they taste like...


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4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.


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Re: Santa = God lite? [Re: Diploid]
    #7799290 - 12/25/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They have orange & cinnamon Christmas flavor :yesnod:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
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Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:


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