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OfflineTurntableJunky
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Taking a shit while no one else is around.
    #7791906 - 12/23/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Do you leave the bathroom door open?


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7791910 - 12/23/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yes


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OfflineTurntableJunky
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Atheist]
    #7791915 - 12/23/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7791917 - 12/23/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yep. Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit. It's kinda embarrassing.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7791927 - 12/23/07 10:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No. Never know when my granddaughters will show up.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: MOTH]
    #7791940 - 12/23/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MOTH said:
Yep.  Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit.  It's kinda embarrassing.




my dog busts in once in a while and hes so in-your-face....

im like dude i dont come up to you and pet you when your outside taking a shit leave me alone :lol:


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7791941 - 12/23/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I leave it ajar.

the cat will crash his head into any door i am behind and he does not access to.
so, although I am on the can - its at a time when the rest of the house is asleep, the cat can get in, look around, then leave, and I can drop a deuce in peace.

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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Atheist]
    #7791950 - 12/23/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:grin:
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Atheist said:
Quote:

MOTH said:
Yep.  Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit.  It's kinda embarrassing.




my dog busts in once in a while and hes so in-your-face....

im like dude i dont come up to you and pet you when your outside taking a shit leave me alone :lol:




Haha, funny, my dog does the same!


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: MOTH]
    #7791956 - 12/23/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No.

What if someone came in? I can't pinch off the shit that fast. It'd be embarrassing.

Pissing... sometimes. Could always just whip around real fast and finish in the shower.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7791967 - 12/23/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yup, my cat comes in and jumps up on my shoulders from time to time when i do this. Makes it difficult to read my book.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: coda]
    #7792068 - 12/23/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Read a book?

No crap on demand? Sit down and slam it's out?


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792255 - 12/23/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TurntableJunky said:
Do you leave the bathroom door open?



Always.
And the cats make sure to show up for the occasion.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7792273 - 12/23/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

for sure when no one else is around


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792281 - 12/23/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hahaha.. one time, while dropping a clunker with the door open my cat comes waltzing in. Being a curious kitteh he gets his front paws up on the edge of the seat, and I let out a big ripper. He was so scared he did a sort of half backflip - sideflop kinda thing and fucking took off.

I laughed so hard. Stupid animals.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792288 - 12/23/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Pissing.... Yes

Shitting... rarely even though the door is close enough to reach if someone did come in


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7792298 - 12/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

always if im home alone cause i got music playing in the other room


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: tak]
    #7792508 - 12/23/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ill leave my door open

but one thing i found funny was my cat liked to look at the corner of the room when she went the the bathroom


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792738 - 12/23/07 02:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yes.

I think even Cmdr Data would do so if he pooped - it's the logical thing to do. You close the bathroom door to avoid people coming in and striking up a conversation while you're knitting a brown sweater.

My cat used to come in all the time also. Odd how a cat doesn't seem to matter but your love being present could lock your ass-end up.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792775 - 12/23/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Never. I lock the door and keep my pistol close. Learned that from my grandaddy.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7792785 - 12/23/07 02:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I always close the door, don't want any smell floating around the house. When I piss I just go in and sort of hit the door, if it closes it closes.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Wysefool]
    #7792820 - 12/23/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Nope. Bathroom is my solitary chamber of isolation used for the study of magazines and short stories, its a sanctuary if you will. However it must have a loud fan to drown out any distracting self induced noises.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Irdamage]
    #7792833 - 12/23/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if noone is around, what the fuck do i care if the door is open? better airflow with the door open :smile:


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #7793398 - 12/23/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

There's nothing like the satisfaction of dropping a fat one, and grunting REALLY LOUDLY when you're doing it, knowing no one is around to hear you, or if they are, you don't care.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #7793686 - 12/23/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I always close the door(and lock it) regardless of wheather I'm alone or my place is full

btw I hate your fuckin avatar(Reminds me of having to build a lil fence after mysteriously losing clones


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Iamthewalrus]
    #7793743 - 12/23/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Read a book?

No crap on demand? Sit down and slam it's out?





Fuck no, sometimes the shitter is the only place where i can be by myself for a few minutes.  I definitely take some time for myself when im dropping a deuce and catch up on some reading. :laugh:


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Wysefool]
    #7793906 - 12/23/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i always leave it open when no one's around! I cant believe there's a topic for this though, haha!


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #7793935 - 12/23/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

tyler_0_durden said:
i always leave it open when no one's around! I cant believe there's a topic for this though, haha!




:lol:

Agreed


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7793943 - 12/23/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I close it. Call me crazy, but I prefer to isolate the smell of feces to my bathroom where I can ventilate it out as quickly as possible.

Couldn't care less about the door when I'm pissing, though.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7793995 - 12/23/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yes


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7794063 - 12/23/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

no, I turn on the fan and keep the door closed, i dont want the smell of shit everywhere. What if someone stopped by, who wants to smell the nize aroma of shit in zee air? not me, and i am a skunk.


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7794067 - 12/23/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7794115 - 12/23/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

nothing strange by that, what if you had the runs?


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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7794123 - 12/23/07 10:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Skunk420 said:
nothing strange by that, what if you had the runs?




ever painted your underpants? :lol:


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