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TurntableJunky
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Taking a shit while no one else is around.
#7791906 - 12/23/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Do you leave the bathroom door open?
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Atheist
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7791910 - 12/23/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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TurntableJunky
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Atheist]
#7791915 - 12/23/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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MOTH
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7791917 - 12/23/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yep. Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit. It's kinda embarrassing.
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7791927 - 12/23/07 10:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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No. Never know when my granddaughters will show up.
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Atheist
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: MOTH]
#7791940 - 12/23/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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MOTH said: Yep. Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit. It's kinda embarrassing.
my dog busts in once in a while and hes so in-your-face....
im like dude i dont come up to you and pet you when your outside taking a shit leave me alone
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7791941 - 12/23/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I leave it ajar.
the cat will crash his head into any door i am behind and he does not access to. so, although I am on the can - its at a time when the rest of the house is asleep, the cat can get in, look around, then leave, and I can drop a deuce in peace.
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MOTH
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Atheist]
#7791950 - 12/23/07 10:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Atheist said:
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MOTH said: Yep. Sometimes my cats come in and try to get on my lap when I'm taking a shit. It's kinda embarrassing.
my dog busts in once in a while and hes so in-your-face....
im like dude i dont come up to you and pet you when your outside taking a shit leave me alone
Haha, funny, my dog does the same!
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kidaihuan
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: MOTH]
#7791956 - 12/23/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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No.
What if someone came in? I can't pinch off the shit that fast. It'd be embarrassing.
Pissing... sometimes. Could always just whip around real fast and finish in the shower.
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coda
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: kidaihuan]
#7791967 - 12/23/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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yup, my cat comes in and jumps up on my shoulders from time to time when i do this. Makes it difficult to read my book.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: coda]
#7792068 - 12/23/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Read a book?
No crap on demand? Sit down and slam it's out?
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The_Ghost
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792255 - 12/23/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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TurntableJunky said: Do you leave the bathroom door open?
Always. And the cats make sure to show up for the occasion.
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evolprim
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: The_Ghost]
#7792273 - 12/23/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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for sure when no one else is around
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792281 - 12/23/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hahaha.. one time, while dropping a clunker with the door open my cat comes waltzing in. Being a curious kitteh he gets his front paws up on the edge of the seat, and I let out a big ripper. He was so scared he did a sort of half backflip - sideflop kinda thing and fucking took off.
I laughed so hard. Stupid animals.
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792288 - 12/23/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pissing.... Yes
Shitting... rarely even though the door is close enough to reach if someone did come in
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tak
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: CosmicFool]
#7792298 - 12/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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always if im home alone cause i got music playing in the other room
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: tak]
#7792508 - 12/23/07 01:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ill leave my door open
but one thing i found funny was my cat liked to look at the corner of the room when she went the the bathroom
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Asante
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792738 - 12/23/07 02:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes.
I think even Cmdr Data would do so if he pooped - it's the logical thing to do. You close the bathroom door to avoid people coming in and striking up a conversation while you're knitting a brown sweater.
My cat used to come in all the time also. Odd how a cat doesn't seem to matter but your love being present could lock your ass-end up.
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whattheheck
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792775 - 12/23/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Never. I lock the door and keep my pistol close. Learned that from my grandaddy.
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Wysefool
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7792785 - 12/23/07 02:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I always close the door, don't want any smell floating around the house. When I piss I just go in and sort of hit the door, if it closes it closes.
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Wysefool]
#7792820 - 12/23/07 02:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nope. Bathroom is my solitary chamber of isolation used for the study of magazines and short stories, its a sanctuary if you will. However it must have a loud fan to drown out any distracting self induced noises.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Irdamage]
#7792833 - 12/23/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if noone is around, what the fuck do i care if the door is open? better airflow with the door open
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#7793398 - 12/23/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's nothing like the satisfaction of dropping a fat one, and grunting REALLY LOUDLY when you're doing it, knowing no one is around to hear you, or if they are, you don't care.
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Visionary Tools]
#7793686 - 12/23/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I always close the door(and lock it) regardless of wheather I'm alone or my place is full
btw I hate your fuckin avatar(Reminds me of having to build a lil fence after mysteriously losing clones
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coda
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#7793743 - 12/23/07 08:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Read a book?
No crap on demand? Sit down and slam it's out?
Fuck no, sometimes the shitter is the only place where i can be by myself for a few minutes. I definitely take some time for myself when im dropping a deuce and catch up on some reading.
-------------------- To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . . -JG i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug* -A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Wysefool]
#7793906 - 12/23/07 09:41 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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i always leave it open when no one's around! I cant believe there's a topic for this though, haha!
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#7793935 - 12/23/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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tyler_0_durden said: i always leave it open when no one's around! I cant believe there's a topic for this though, haha!

Agreed
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7793943 - 12/23/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I close it. Call me crazy, but I prefer to isolate the smell of feces to my bathroom where I can ventilate it out as quickly as possible.
Couldn't care less about the door when I'm pissing, though.
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7793995 - 12/23/07 10:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7794063 - 12/23/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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no, I turn on the fan and keep the door closed, i dont want the smell of shit everywhere. What if someone stopped by, who wants to smell the nize aroma of shit in zee air? not me, and i am a skunk.
Edited by Skunk420 (12/23/07 10:34 PM)
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TurntableJunky
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Mocha Bear]
#7794067 - 12/23/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Skunk420



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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: TurntableJunky]
#7794115 - 12/23/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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nothing strange by that, what if you had the runs?
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: Taking a shit while no one else is around. [Re: Skunk420]
#7794123 - 12/23/07 10:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Skunk420 said: nothing strange by that, what if you had the runs?
ever painted your underpants?
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