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Offlinehecknotechno
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sex being that great(drunk advice realization)
    #7787975 - 12/22/07 03:08 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

k im typing this quick drunk,...drunk

just banged this chick, kinda a booty call girl for 3 years :humpme: ,..(only banged her bc of what your about to read)

shes passed out behind me snoring,right now (cutie but a hoe fo sho) im not so to say attracted to her but shes been a loyal booty call. i can get down to some good conversation wit her.

now image this situation only im the booty call to another girl only ive fallen head over heels 2 times for this girl....she tells me shes "feeling me" :laugh:iggin me" we fuck...were auctually going to see sts9 in GA over my birthday new years, but i haven't talked to her n a week and shes beeing flaky, i dont wan tit to make for awkward acid trips while were there.....shes taken me on a mind fuck but keeps up the "you make me feel stable, i like the way we are like each other" BS...and i haven't seen nor heard form her n a week....a few texts but were going on this trip and im like wtf.

at times i suspect cheating, but not 100% sure...ii like ot think shes "snapped out of her dumbass highschool bs boyfriend stage" and wants to chill with someone that can take her places (me so to say) (were 21)

ok i now notice im acting like a 7th grade girl.



when i wake up tomorro id like some feedback, i kno this post could b askin for a bashing, but this girl has taken me on a trip and shes tameable and needs to be tamed.

i cant become her friend..ive known her to long and weve dated before...and not look at her in a sexual manor...sure we dont have to date but atleast lets bang, fuck


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7787988 - 12/22/07 03:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

fuck it


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7787991 - 12/22/07 03:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

best advice:quit drinking


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7787994 - 12/22/07 03:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

get that man!
shiit i barely got like 2 percent of that but
hey
sounds like she wants to fuck you
but your 21 just fuck
dont want to marry no chick!


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7787996 - 12/22/07 03:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

LOLWUT


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: fapjack]
    #7788066 - 12/22/07 05:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

wtf did you say??


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: fapjack]
    #7788088 - 12/22/07 05:23 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fapjack said:
LOLWUT




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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: ravin0fff]
    #7788116 - 12/22/07 05:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i think i should have done shrooms less, and drank alchohol more.
if it gives such powerful realizations.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: future]
    #7788297 - 12/22/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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future said:
wtf did you say??



my thoughts exactly  :smirk:


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7790219 - 12/22/07 06:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

your accusing your "booty call" of cheating? What kind of sense does this make? Girlfriends cheat. Booty Calls fuck other people, thats how it goes.

Or am I misunderstanding something here.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: Muppet]
    #7790226 - 12/22/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Muppet said:
Quote:

future said:
wtf did you say??



my thoughts exactly  :smirk:




fuck, and i thought i was stoned


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: demiu5]
    #7791282 - 12/23/07 01:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't see how people post such long stories when they're tossed.

And, glad to know I wasn't the only on who was lost .


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7791310 - 12/23/07 01:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

How very uninteresting.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: DeathCompany]
    #7791454 - 12/23/07 02:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

hoes always will be cheating yo


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #7791563 - 12/23/07 04:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

He's got a fuckbuddy I assume and he's "in love" with her and wants to "tame" her (make her quit her hoein' ways and date him)

He's asking for advice on this.

I say bang away, maybe try to be NICE and CONFIDENT.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: Bandersnatch]
    #7791671 - 12/23/07 07:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

show her the dick and when she jumps for it pull it away, thatll teach her


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: Konyap]
    #7793171 - 12/23/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

keep banging her for shore but dont be hoping for too much son at least you getting laid but some women are simply untameable and then they must have 5 different marriages kids with multiple fathers extreme chaos simply no avoiding the trouble


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7793187 - 12/23/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

reminds me of that offspring song, self esteem.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7793303 - 12/23/07 05:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

haha ive been a drunk bastard for so many years now i completely understand this dude and his drunken speech. hes not talkin about the chick hes been getting the booty call from that hes head over heels for its another chick who just uses him for a booty call. he apparently hasnt spoken to her in a week and is supposed to attend a concert with her in the next few days. he thinks she has been sleeping around. (which doesnt surprise me cuz it seems he is too but he only did this bc hes not sure about this chick) she keeps tellin him shes into him tho and wants to know if shes leading him on or if we think he should really try and be with her. and for future info shroomery is not the place to go usually for this kind of advise id say use a real friend you can speak to on the fone or sumthin

well to answer you my drunk fellow (if you even remember that you posted this tomorrow) my advice would be to stop seein the booty call chick if you truly believe this other chick could be for you then you should try it out. go head on the trip and enjoy yourselves see where things take you and go from there. dont accuse of "cheating" until you are more steady with your relationship with her and have more evidence.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: MALO]
    #7793609 - 12/23/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

MALO said:
get that man!
shiit i barely got like 2 percent of that but
hey
sounds like she wants to fuck you
but your 21 just fuck
dont want to marry no chick!



i agree, yo. there is absolutely no point in thinkin about REEAlLY getting with this chick. like... be neutral with the whole idea. if she wants to take you onna acid trip, then dont let this petty little shit stop you. besides, if youre suspecting her cheating on yu (which is a double stanadard since you 2 just fuck buddies) you dont want anything to do with her as far as relations go anyway.. plenty of girls out there, bud.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: Dgage]
    #7793621 - 12/23/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

thank you ashfikin!
i made another thread this morning (my bad i should of just continued here)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7789687/an/0/page/1

didnt get but 1 reply so i would love continuing advice here or there.

here all it explained tho this morning.


sorry to bump this post, and ive noticed ive posted quite few posts about this individual and this shall b the last.

does anyone else have a problem with when a woman tells you that you need to be friends?

this bothers be bc in no way can i look/think about this girl without being attracted to her...the sex and down to earthness dont help this either. i seem to have lost many very hot down to earth indie/urban/hippie like girls due to this.

i mean yea i do feel bad bc i have had to "cut" girls off becasue of this problem, i would LOVE to be their friend....but those feelings never fade.

SENERIO:
you and this..now "friend" are doing friend activities...and some dude comes hittin on her...now you got jelously, and then if she gets to fuckin other dudes..thats stress i dont want and kno will ensue.

and she tells me this a week before that StS9 trip...that just makes for an awkward time

ive got alot more important shit to be doing and thinking than clouding my head with this pussyness.

currently im 3 four foot phx bong bowls in , and a few xanies bc of this hoe.

im looking for some motivational words bros.....and maybe some advice from a chick of why the fuck you girl do that////fuck a guy get n his head then say we need to be friends.


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: Dgage]
    #7793636 - 12/23/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

sorry, double post


Edited by hecknotechno (12/23/07 08:01 PM)


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Re: sex being that great(drunk advice realization) [Re: hecknotechno]
    #7793885 - 12/23/07 09:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

IMO take a womens advice with a grain of salt

YOUR a dude!!

other then that do what you want, even if its out of the "ordinary"


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