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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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my 5 million year plan to ethically factory farm animals
#7786948 - 12/21/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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it is a fact that our society raises a great many animals under tightly controlled conditions, ie a factory farm environment
so why not use this fact to mete true justice to humankind?
for example, instead of just providing food to these animals, why don't we make them do some kind of simple test before they can have their food
if we eventually make the tests more elaborate and difficult, we could breed super intelligent animals capable of communicating with us
then eventually we could let the animals do our taxes, design our homes, etc until eventually humans no longer need such a large brain and become dependent on cows, pigs, chickens, and super intelligent tasty squid to do all our thinking for us
at that point the animals could easily take over the system and eat us, and that way karma would be restored
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im_on_a_boat
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haha
honestly.. i believe that if we were to do this with something we should start with something a little higher up in intelligence/reasoning than cows and pigs (beef and pork)..
although pigs are relatively smart i've heard..
anyways.. why not use primates to communicate using sign language oh wait they are already doing that...

where did you get this ridiculous idea? you must be high haha..
we farm these animals because they are relatively stupid and taste delicious when grilled.
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: my 5 million year plan to ethically factory farm animals [Re: im_on_a_boat]
#7787022 - 12/21/07 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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it's only fair that if we are going to eat them, we should let them do the same to us at some point in the future
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MushroomTrip
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Depends on what you understand by "fair" To me it sounds only like a guilt episode
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: my 5 million year plan to ethically factory farm animals [Re: MushroomTrip]
#7787068 - 12/21/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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there is no need to feel guilty about it
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MushroomTrip
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There in no point in feeling guilt generally speaking. It serves no purpose other than learning to get over it. What I was saying was that your statement seemed to be coming from guilt.
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: my 5 million year plan to ethically factory farm animals [Re: MushroomTrip]
#7787117 - 12/21/07 08:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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my statement comes from my sense of humor mixed with droogz
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daytripper23
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Lol yea this guy doesnt sound too guilt ridden...
What kind of test were thinking?
Heh you should ask them if they believe in God. The animals who don't believe get to go on, and the animals with faith get eaten.
Then in like 1000 years we can see what a species of athiest beings actually is.
O my Science!
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