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Anonymous #1

I needed batteries for my camera...
    #7784810 - 12/21/07 08:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

...so that I could take pictures of my penis so that I could view them close up and try to determine whether the tiny little bumps are nothing or herpes.

I then took the rechargeable camera batteries out of a vibrating 'rabbit' dildo and put them in my camera.

Then I realized how funny this was.

And no, the dildo isn't used on me.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I needed batteries for my camera... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7784816 - 12/21/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yup... herpes is classic humor.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I needed batteries for my camera... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7784848 - 12/21/07 08:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I think when I was a kid I used to get a cold sore every year or so, so I figure like 80% of Americans, I have oral herpes.

And I think that I gave myself genital herpes via oral sex.

That is, preformed on my girlfriend, giving her genital herpes, then via her vagina, contracting genital herpes myself.

I don't know any of this for sure, but she's had some cervical erosion which can be caused by herpes and she also had a couple pimples in the pubic hair, but that seems to be more of ingrown hairs than anything else.


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