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Substance D
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need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars
#7779023 - 12/19/07 07:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok so im gonna grow my own shroom's an my little brother order me jars on the internet an my parents found the receipt ,i dont live with my parents i live on my own.now the funny part is a few weeks back my little brother told them about jenkam an how poor kids were getting high off it ,now i think my parents think im making jankem!what other use are there for canning jars that my parents might belive i really dont care if my parent know im making shrooms but my little brother does since hes on probation an the only reason im growing shrooms is so my little brother stops tripping on cough syrup just to pass drug test.any advice?
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wilshire
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779058 - 12/19/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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you sound like a moron.
allow me to bestow some wisdom upon you.
claim they are to be used as drinking glasses. a set of 12 nice drinking glasses for $10? who can resist?!
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779066 - 12/19/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you're planning on growing in your folks house...
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Substance D
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: wilshire]
#7779070 - 12/19/07 07:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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wilshire said: you sound like a moron.
allow me to bestow some wisdom upon you.
claim they are to be used as drinking glasses. a set of 12 nice drinking glasses for $10? who can resist?!
thanks i am a moron but hows a wide mouth canning jar gonna pass as a drinking glass
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wilshire
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779082 - 12/19/07 07:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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whiskey.
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JT



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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779084 - 12/19/07 07:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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tell em you're gay and that you wanted to make jam jars for christmas gifts
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779087 - 12/19/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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morons run in familys. maybe theyll buy it.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779088 - 12/19/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Substance D said: any advice?
tell your brother to get off the jenkem long enough to pass a drug test, maybe you should lay off it too, your spelling is horrible
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BUDDHA_702
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Substance D]
#7779090 - 12/19/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tell them you are going to use them to cook up some crack or meth.
It's shrooms the most natural drug in the word, I would tell them to chill out, I'm going to grow some mushrooms. or just say I told him to buy them for me and didn't tell him why, period end of story.
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: JT]
#7779096 - 12/19/07 07:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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if you live on your own.... heres a novel idea. tell them its to grow mushrooms. who the fuck cares, youre an adult.(at least physically) you can do whatever the hell you want.
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Idiot
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: wilshire]
#7779099 - 12/19/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Tell them you want to get high of mushrooms, they'll like that more than getting high off shit.
Or give them some store bought jared beats or strawberries or what have you for christmas and tell them your girlfriend is a fruit jaring hobiest.
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: BUDDHA_702]
#7779101 - 12/19/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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What do people use jars for.
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LeftyBurnz
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Brainiac]
#7779111 - 12/19/07 07:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Brainiac said: What do people use jars for.
some people might shove them up their butts? he could tell them hes practicing to be the next goatse?
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: JT]
#7779126 - 12/19/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's not fair. i'm heterosexual and i can and bake everything i can get my hands on. but then again my entire family know all of the reasons i own caning jars, because i'm so awesome they don't mind.
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Substance D
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Re: need an reason to tell my parents why my little bro order me jars [Re: Brainiac]
#7779131 - 12/19/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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sorry for the spelling i have a learning disability plus im drunk! i blame it all on speak an spell!yeah ill most likely tell the truth ,back when i was 16 my dad went in my coat pocket one morning to get a cigarette an he found a sheet of acid in the pack,woke me up an asked if i was selling an i told him no they were for my own use an he just put them back.
-------------------- You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Edited by Substance D (12/19/07 07:38 PM)
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